Okay. Thank you to all of those who have been waiting for this post.
I've finally been able to finish the first book of the lemon. There
is a lemon outtake from one of the scenes, but it's not in this post.
I am 50-50 about adding it to the final post, though. I ask that you,
the readers, give this a read, and tell me what you think can be done
to it to make it more readable. I'll polish this book first, before I
brave the storm and post the lemony bits (as well as continue writing
them). Any and all commentary will be answered! (Maybe not this week...)
Hopefully, the second draft will appease all of the same. Hey, I like
it... I'm just hoping that I'm not in the minority of the readers.
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Whoremonger
by Nikholas "Switch" F. Toledo
Character design and events based upon Ranma 1/2 by Rumiko Takahashi
No discredit or disfavor is intended upon anyone.
Some of the following dialogues have been translated from Chinese, in the
dialect used by the Amazons of the Joketsuzuko village, with the help of
the Jusenkyo guide. Also, the dialogue in American has been translated
accordingly by the author. Translation to Japanese is for the benefit of
those who follow the exploits of Ranma Saotome.
Book I: One Man's Dream is Another's Undoing
What if...?
"Kiss of what?!" Ranma said to the guide.
"Kiss of death," he said in his pidgin voice, "is promise to chase
to end of earth, and KILL!"
Ranma just gulped. She stopped suddenly. "Where's Pop?"
The Jusenkyo guide shielded his eyes and glanced about. Then, he
stared back the way they came. He pointed.
"Pop!" The young woman ran back.
"No! Come back! Is too dangerous!" the guide shouted upwind. He
ran back; they hadn't paid him, yet.
Shampoo held aloft a bonbori and a curved sword. She had been
running for a while, but the outsider was as swift as she was strong.
Truly a fierce fighter, and she deserved to die. The true problem lay in
the itchiness of her duty. Any other day, she could have just chased the
outsider and killed her, outright. Today, though... none-the-matter.
The red-haired one will die, over, and over, and over.... She grinned in
a feral manner.
They'd been caught surprised, though, as their quarry came running
through their ranks. "POP!!" She steeled herself as the girl in the gi
just jumped from the top of one of the Amazons to the other, oblivious to
the terror they meant to induce in her. The guide was huffing a distance
back.
She jumped up to meet her opponent, but only met with knee. She
fell on her back, wheezing. When she opened her eyes, the guide was
offering a hand. He is hoping for absolution, she thought. Fool, we
will not kill a countryman for an outsider's folly. She took the hand,
and immediately gave chase, without thanking the plump man.
The panda hung upside down from a low tree. A figure was standing
below it. "To think that I was planning to go somewhere today," it spoke
in fluent Japanese, "I wonder what would have happened if I wasn't here,
eh?" A laugh.
Ranma ran as quick as she could, without noticing the accosting
women, who were all participants in the tournament. "Where are you, old
man?" She couldn't, no matter what had happened, just leave her father
in the hands of madwomen. "If anything happened to you..." Her fists
clenched. Then, she turned past the large log, and saw the low tree, and
the panda. "POP!" she ran full tilt into the beaten path to the tree.
A beaten path? she thought too late. From the lower rooftops nearby, a
group of three hefty women came down on her.
Back on the log, Shampoo waited with crossed arms. At a close
distance, the participants of the Annual Martial-Arts Tournament (15-21
age bracket) needlessly fussed, and talked torture. A panda tied up in
rope was unconscious nearby, while the plump guide paced worriedly,
unable to light his pipe.
An entourage made itself known, and they bowed down. From a hidden
position, a diminutive figure jumped up into view.
She approached the bowed Shampoo, and brought the walking stick she
had quickly.
No one moved.
The crone nodded approval, and removed the staff from its position
merely inches from the back of the younger woman's head. She beckoned
them all to stand.
She spoke, with conviction. "I know that you are here for two
reasons. One of them is the just awarding of the champion of today's
tournament: Shampoo." She raised a hand for her great-granddaughter,
which was greeted by riotous applause.
"The other deals with the subsequent defeat of the intruder known
as Ranma Saotome." With the same amount of honor in the acknowledgement
of the just victory of the leader's descendant, they merely kept quiet at
the mention of the trespassing foreigner who was similarly tied-up, gazes
daggers. Little did they suspect, the elder mused.
She beckoned the guide, who was helpful enough to provide both the
name of one who was about to die, and a substantial amount of hot water.
"The outsider had defeated Shampoo in combat, and proper procedure is
under the jurisdiction of our tribal laws." She hefted the kettle on the
end of her staff.
"Should the outsider be female, the defeated Amazon must give the
kiss of death, and kill the outsider without delay. Which was delayed by
the efforts of most of the population gathered here." The group looked
ready to protest, but was silenced. "However," she then upturned the
kettle on the redhead, amidst gasps of onlookers, "should the outsider be
male..."
A sudden outburst from the crowd was again stilled, but not before
the rest of the statement was eaten up. "And so, this Ranma Saotome must
be wed to Shampoo."
"A moment, Cologne," said the formidable-looking runner-up. She
waited for an audience. "We were about to voice a reason to the efforts
of capturing the outsider," she was drowned out yet again.
"Silence!" She wondered what had caused them to be so unruly.
"Speak."
"The outsider had defeated the champion of the tournament. And the
champion defeated all of us," she gestured to the crowd, "and so, we
share in the loss, and ask thereby," she pointed to the black-haired
young man, "to all be wed to the outsider."
Akane's Story
Nodoka Saotome had moved in, after she had introduced herself to
the three Tendo sisters. She was an invaluable help to the household,
and all she asked was the lodging until she could finally, after a decade
of wait, be reunited with her long-lost husband and son. They had even
talked of the engagement, and it had somehow become a moot point.
Akane argued that Auntie Nodoka would probably be amenable to
dissolving the agreement if she and this Ranma would not see eye to eye.
For the moment, helping her find her family, either by calling up people
across Japan, or having stuff put on the newspaper, would be enough say
on that matter.
The man introduced himself as Ranma Saotome.
"Oh, Ranma," Auntie Nodoka had said, hugging the muscular young
man. "Whe- where is your father?"
"Genma... father... is dead."
Gasps of breath were stuttered in the room. Soun lowered his eyes
for his dear friend. Nodoka cried with her head down. "Ranma" looked as
though he regretted saying it, and in turn did not look at the assembled
troupe that held this "Welcome Home" gathering for him. Kasumi waited
for the young man to comfort his mother, but it was obvious that he did
not know how. She opted to console her, holding her shoulders lightly.
Ryu Kumon suddenly did not want to be there, watching the woman who
was his "mother" cry. He almost started on an apology, or maybe an
explanation, when a strong yet soft set of hands held his hunched
shoulders. "We... I... feel for you. I lost my mother while I was
young."
She stared into the young man's strong-willed countenance, and
found a kindred spirit...
One night, Akane woke to find the window in her room open. On the
sill, Ranma hunched over like a gargoyle. "Ranma...?" she said,
sleepily.
He put a finger over his lips, and stepped closer to the bed. She
sat on the edge closest to the billowing curtains. He sat beside her,
his face lit with moonshine. "Akane..."
She didn't understand what was happening, but knew it was happening
too soon, too quick.
"I... I can't live a lie anymore."
He looked like a coiled spring on a hair-trigger. She held a
shoulder. "Wh-what is it?" For a moment, she thought it was the
engagement. "Is it...?"
"No." His flat dismissal made her sure that her fears were
unfounded; they had gotten so used to one another. "No, I... Akane."
He faced her; his deep, dark eyes ate the light and swallowed her. He
held her smaller hands in his, and squeezed them slightly. "I... have to
leave."
Her hands started to become clammy. "No!" She put her head to his
chest. "You can't."
He felt his resolve starting to weaken, but struggled against it.
"I have to find my father's killer, Akane." He took her chin, and looked
into her eyes, "I might not be able to come back."
With her free hand, she brushed a loose lock of hair, showing more
of his white headband; then, she jealously retook his hand. "Then don't
leave."
"Would..." he thought some, then continued, "would you like to come
with me...?"
"To your grave?" She let the bitterness seep.
"To... to the truth..." he whispered. No sooner had he spoken had
he left. Akane opened her hand, having felt the thin band of gold that
he who had been Ranma had worn. She openly wept, but was silent and
still.
Weeks passed without Akane's knowledge, until a phone call brought
her past to her present. She disappeared, and the people of the Tendo
household feared she had gone searching for her fiancé. That was until
someone checked the note she left on her desk.
Shinnosuke's blood ran with a fever sending him into seizures. His
grandfather had gotten up, knowing that his grandson was going to die.
He took a mop, and donned his monster-killer outfit, amidst coughs. The
young girl wanted to go with him, but the old man cried, "NO!"
"Someone must stay to watch over him," he quickly covered his
agitation.
"I'll go get the moss of life, and you take care of him," Akane
persisted.
"NO!" the old man stressed. "Stay with him."
"Why?" She knew that she was the best chance, and she was willing
to give her life to the man who gave his life for her.
"Because... it was his dying wish."
"What?" She was at a loss.
"He... wanted to die by your side." The old man then took the exit
that presented itself. She sat in the embers of the flame in which the
last of the water from the spring of life was boiling away.
"Shinnosuke..." she whispered into his ear. "It's time to eat."
He gave no response, and continued to shiver in the cold he alone
felt. She felt along his forehead, and quickly pulled her hand away. He
was raging hot. His lips started to crack a while back, and they were
shaking. "Akane..."
She stopped. He remembered her name. He was also having a hard
time to talk. She shushed him. "Keep quiet, and open wide." She had a
ladle in her hand, and waited for him to comply. He tried, and soup
trickled down the side of his face, and down his throat. "Oh, dear."
Akane quickly wiped the offending trail away. She then saw the look that
was in his eyes.
He was delusional, at that point. But it didn't matter. He was in
pain.
He was in love. And so was she.
She kissed his cracked lips, and the fire that he had grew, and
spread.
By morning, he had died in her arms. She had lain with his
stiffened body for the whole day, burying him that night.
She spent weeks searching for Shinnosuke's grandfather, but he had
vanished, body and sign, as well. She put up a shrine for him, beside
his grandson's, and left.
She never removed the mongoose horn from her breast for years to
come. Who knew? Maybe someday she might even learn to make the most
soulful song.
She returned matured to the city limits of Tokyo.
Ukyo's Tale
"It is a hard feat to follow chaos, and a quest to trail the random
winds. But what takes me here is a spirited dervish, a goading imp which
sends me to madness and beyond."
The trail of the Saotomes stopped cold in Japan, and they were last
known to have traveled to China. I boarded the next boat to the
mainland, knowing that they could not have afforded to catch a plane; I
would do well to follow suit.
On board, I heard of several places of interest to wandering
martial artists: some well-known martial arts schools; some rumored and
mythical dynastic strongholds. Though, as soon as I had heard of the one
place, I knew that there my pursuit would begin anew; as soon as I had
heard the words "training grounds" juxtaposed with "cursed", I knew that
they had gone there...
"... Jusenkyo," the man said. The child on his back was cooing
mercifully in her sleep. I had thought that child not only cried too
much, she had brought back some rather painful memories, with her big
hopeful eyes.
"Not much," I noted.
"That what they say, too," the guide noted. He coughed a smoker's
cough, and I noticed that his hands twitched in the way of holding a
pipe.
I unsheathed my battle-spatula, and partook of the facilities.
"Sir!" The guide started to wave his hands in a manner to call my
attention. "You no want fall in spring!"
Well, duh. That was the point, wasn't it?
As I began a kata, using six close poles as foot positions, swiping
at the air meaningfully, the man in the Mao clothes carefully placed his
child as far as he could into a clearing, and as far from the springs as
possible. He continued his distractions anew. "Please, sir! We talk
more of pigtail boy and father, yes?" He was beginning to sound
desperate.
Apparently, he distracted someone else. The child started wailing.
This, on the other hand, made me lose my balance.
"Aiiyaa!" he shouted, as I broke the water's surface.
As I was submerged, I noticed several changes taking place, causing
the bandages on my chest to loosen, and the ribbon in my hair to unravel.
I dared not to rise again, but my lungs gave out before I had a choice.
The man was holding a sign, and gabbing something fierce. He saw
my transformation, and had his eyes bug out of his head. I thought only
to ask for something to dry myself with.
The guide stopped his hysterics, and his child sat with wide eyes
at me. "You take this better than others, sir. No one I see fall in
'nyannichuan' come out to ask for towel first. Mirror, maybe." He
obliged, though.
"Well," I said, between rubs, "maybe I should take you up on that
talk."
"Sir," the guide picked up his bundle. "Maybe you want be girl
more than boy? You turn back to boy with this." He indicated a kettle
of hot water.
I shook my head at the backwater thinking of these people. "Let's
just talk, okay?"
I entered the village, wary of the prying eyes of various women in
heavy battle armor and large-scale armament. The Jusenkyo guide brought
his young Plum over to what I could only think to be a corral where young
girls were busy doing whatever young "Amazons" were supposed to do. He
started an animated talk with the youngish woman with thigh-length red
hair, which caught the attention of a burlier woman.
After some heated words, with the children that weren't busy mock-
fighting as audience, the trio took a look at me. Then, the two women
shared a meaningful glance.
The smaller woman gestured in a way to say that she would handle
it.
I stood, waiting to talk to the blue-eyed redhead.
"You are looking for a Saotome," she said in straight Japanese.
Not to be taken aback by this display of competence, I merely
nodded.
"Leave," she said, sincere. "You will not find him here."
"No," I gripped her wrist, not too lightly. "I must find him."
She gave the offending hand a leer. "A outsider man who defeats an
Amazon must marry her. Are you willing to settle for a child like me?"
I thought for a moment to reveal my secret, but settled to reveal
only my quest. I released her, amidst worried looks from my companion.
"I merely want to settle an old debt. I was told by the old man that he
had brought them here, a while back."
She looked into my eyes intently. Behind her, two agitated natives
waited. "You have come a long way," she said slowly, "to settle a debt."
"A debt of honor must be settled swiftly," I replied.
She stared at me, more intent than before. At last, she spoke:
"Tonight."
"What?" I barely made her out, with the tone she took.
"He... will be here." With that, she left me to ponder her red
hair, and blue eyes.
The guide was cooking tonight, as I had run out of my homemade
batch of okonomiyaki sauce. Much as I had tried to not get amused with
Plum, she had tried even harder to dissuade me from my murderous mood. I
was busy giggling over burbling sounds she was making, when the guide
served us some broiled meat. I was wondering why it was a custom to boil
meat raw (and kicking), before further treating it, here in this neck of
China; I noted the recipe in the back of my mind.
The guide took my distraction, and started to slice off smaller
pieces from the meat. "Mr. Customer," the guide started.
"Yes," I replied, between careful bites.
"This red-haired Amazon... she say he there now?" He was obviously
groping for the right words. I nodded assent. "You go there? Now?"
"Well, yeah," I said, washing off some of the oil with water.
"You kill him?" He obviously didn't like the idea.
My jaw tightened. I just finished off my plate and, hefting my
tools of trade, left.
I edged up, towards the path to the Village of the Amazons, in the
light of the full moon. As I entered the clearing, just at the mouth of
the village, I saw him, standing in the middle.
He crouched, lowering his center of gravity, as I tried to lose my
silhouette in the shadows of the nearby outcroppings. "I'm here," he
said, straightening up.
I barely made the shrubs I passed shake, as I neared the other end
of the path to the village, placing myself effectively behind him. He
began to pivot on his right foot, slowly, but deliberately. "I'm here to
talk," he whispered into the still night air.
Not wanting to waste the opportunity, I leapt as he turned from my
position, with the two-handed spatula above my shoulder.
To my annoyance, he caught a beam of reflected illumination, and
was able to roll away as I embedded the sharpened end of my weapon into
the ground.
"You talk of honor," he said, brushing himself to stand. I allowed
him the chance to continue, "and you pull something like that."
"You," I grated, "have some nerve," I pulled back, swiping at his
feet, "talking about honor." I watched him jump above me, and turned to
face him as he landed.
"Tell me what it is I've done," he spoke, suddenly aggressive. He
was able to whisper this in my ear: "Or who it is you are."
We stood like that for a while, and I expected a blow of some sort.
I opened my eyes to see him turn towards the village. "I've got no time
to play some stupid games."
"Go!" I suddenly felt the cold of the foreboding night. "This is
not the first time you're leaving me!"
He turned back, taken aback. "What?" he hissed.
"But I'll be running after you, and I'll hunt you down!"
Ranma stopped in mid-turn, eyes unfocussed in a recalled scene.
"Is..." There was a dread in that voice. "Is that you... Ucchan?"
Instead of calming me down, the mention of my childhood nickname
sent a chill down my spine, fanning the flames of anger that threatened
to freeze me. I ran full tilt at the mocking young man with thigh-long
hair.
"Ucchan..." he whispered, as I sailed within a hair's breadth of
him.
I was surprised as he held me from behind. "Don't... don't go
there..." There was a hollowness to his voice which made it eerie.
My anger could not be abated. "Let go of me!" I pushed away from
him as far as I could, and let loose with some sharpened spatulas.
He seemed to have come back to his senses, as he closed the
distance with another jump. "Why?" He started to come within range of
the battle spatula. "Why did you find me?"
"To kill you!" I savagely arced the flattened metal down on his
head.
He brought up his hands to catch the edge. "Why?"
"Because you left me!" I tried to force the metal down.
"But... why?" He stared into my eyes with blue eyes.
"Because you stole my family's grill!" The metal was beginning to
bend at the handle.
"Pop said that you gave it to us." He didn't even flinch.
"You were supposed to take me too!" I gritted my teeth, giving all
my strength.
"But, why?"
The spatula broke.
I tumbled forward... and he caught me.
"I... I was... to be..." We sat down. He still looked at me, as I
gave way completely.
"... my friend," he completed, breathless. I held the broken
handle, and lost consciousness.
"... sir!" I blinked, and sat upright. The guide was stooping
over my sleeping bag. I still was gripping the twisted metal remnants of
my battle spatula, whose counterpart was on a table.
"He... he must have brought me back..." The guide nodded, anxious
to stop me from talking.
"He live with Amazon. Is Amazon," the guide shook his head
ruefully.
"He left me..." I was still dazed.
The guide handed me a note. "He leave you this."
I read.
Ryoga's Journal
[The following excerpts are from entries of the journal kept by
Ryoga Hibiki during the entire length of his study of the martial arts.
The entries are all found under the heading "Summer, China". One should
note that this heading is the last one in the said journal.]
China is huge. Almost as big as my backyard. No, much bigger.
The only reason for me to believe this is that I understood most of
the people I met in the backyard. And I don't remember any really large
bodies of water in the backyard.
China is big.
When I find Ranma, I'm gonna smash his face. That's it.
I finally found out what's Chinese for "where's the bathroom?"
Sure beats having to run out, and be chased by the owner when you have to
go. And go you should, with those realllllllly big knives they always
have. Murder on a man's kidneys. What'd I do to make them think that?
Gotta go.
I finally found out what's Chinese for "can't marry your daughter."
Sure beats having to run out, and be chased by the father when you go.
And go you should, with those realllllllly big knives they always have.
Murder on a man's kidneys. What'd I do to make them think that?
Gotta go.
Where the hell am I?????
[Several entries go like this.]
I'm now sure that China cannot fit in my backyard.
I WILL KILL YOU, RANMA SAOTOME!!!!!
[Several entries go like this.]
Finally! This man says that he saw a pigtailed boy and his bald
father in gis. He also says that he overheard them planning to go to
some training grounds called Chew Sink You, in the Kings High province,
near the Buying Cola range. Or something. Never could figure out some
of these people say when they keep smoking and talking at the same time.
Your time of suffering comes soon, Ranma!
Dammit all to hell! How many mountain ranges could there be in
China, anyway?!?
Damn these deserts!
Damn these avalanche prone areas!
DAMN YOU, RANMA SAOTOME!!!!
I am glad that I have found this journal. I find that, again, my
life has meaning and purpose.
I have not made any new entries in this journal mainly because, for
the past week, I have had no intention to write - or even think - about
the sheer hell I have seen.
I still have no intention of writing about it. The memory itself
is etched into my brain forever.
All I know is that this - all this - is the fault of the one named
Ranma Saotome. It is my sworn duty to rid the world of him; I will not
stop until I do so.
I wonder how mom and pop are.
China is much bigger when you are much smaller.
Damn the rain!
Damn the river!
I should use this umbrella. It isn't just a weapon.
DAMN YOU, RANMA SAOTOME!!!! I SHALL KILL YOU!!!
I wonder where mom and pop are.
I am glad that I have found this journal. I find that, for most
part, my life had been a lie.
I have not made any new entries in this journal mainly because, for
the past weeks, I have had no intention to write. I doubt that I ever
will again, after this.
A few weeks ago, I had the unshakable luck of stumbling back upon
Jusenkyo. I took care, and started to retrace my steps. Luck again was
responsible for showing a sight I could never really remember, but now
could never completely forget.
It was the small, yet pert, redheaded girl in the gi that tossed me
into the spring of drowned little black piglet. She was wearing a
modified cheongsam and some tight pants, and was carrying two buckets of
water. I was hesitant to attack her, hostile only because she did toss
me in. But, I didn't have a choice: she rushed to me, unbound breasts
bobbing furiously.
She shouted my name, as though she had known me. I jumped, barely
avoiding contact. She shouted as she stopped and pivoted, legs poised
slightly apart and bent as in a Kempo stance, but I couldn't hear her.
Only then did I notice that one of the buckets was falling on me.
The world turned dark; I was powerless again. I was able to heave
the bucket above my head. She stared at me with those swallow-me-whole
blue eyes.
She stared at me in disbelief. She grabbed me by the headband and
called out.
A horrible phantom from a nightmare came back: a squat, middle-
aged man in conscript clothes appeared from a nearby hut.
I thought that they were going to try and eat me again. I
struggled in her grasp, and couldn't figure out what they were talking
about. They started running. I was frantic again, certain that they'd
cook me alive, whether or not I did change into a man.
To my surprise, they were running away from the hut and further
into the cursed pools of Jusenkyo. Surprise turned into confusion turned
into shock as I found myself hurtling towards yet another spring.
I fell into it headfirst.
Moments later, I rose above the water, and saw the girl staring
intently at me. Intently staring at the pool, as though she wanted to
take off her clothes and jump in with me. The plump man was squawking
about a drowning pervert. If I wasn't so completely shocked at becoming
human, I would have shouted my head off at him for the insult; I hadn't
done anything yet.
The girl sullenly stared at the pool, then turned, her sweet little
butt receding into the distance. Dumbstruck, I was only able to give
chase when the man pulled me up. I wasn't able to find her.
I look back into my life on these pages and I see nothing but
anger. Nothing but noise. Nothing but martial arts, getting lost and
revenge. I'm tired of it. Nothing about the life of a young adolescent
in search of love and free women. [Free was crossed out.] Where's the
life?
It's as though I could finally find my way, without anywhere to go.
I'm going back home.
[Journal ends with the last entry.]
Mousse's Misery
"Why?!" the grief-stricken mother shouted at the father. "He's no
more than an infant!"
The father covered his bald spot. "For the sake of our family's
heritage, we must go on this... training trip."
The baby gurgled in his arms, wanting to join in his parents'
discussion, but was not sure how.
The mother was in tears, arms reaching for the father and son.
"He's too young." She harriedly tugged at the fabric of her kimono,
revealing a breast. "He hasn't even stopped breast-feeding yet."
The man's eyes bulged out. The baby happily chirped, recognition
evident. The man did "hush! hush!" gestures to calm her, or maybe so
that he wouldn't be tempted to stay, even for a while. "Now's a good
time to start. Besides, it's so that he can be a man among men that he's
destined to be."
The mother's tear-soaked eyes grew in focus. "... man among
men..."
The two males' surreptitious departure was halted by a firm hand on
the father's shoulder. She turned him to face her. "Promise me!"
The man was relieved that he was not to receive a pounding. A
promise, after all, could be made, or broken. "What?"
She knelt in front of him. "That when you come back..."
The young boy gazed into the eyes of the one he loved. He took the
opportunity to speak his first word: "Ma... ma... Mama."
There was a silence.
The mother's eyes lit up. "M... my, my son..."
She stood, planning to take him in her arms.
The baby took the movement to be a sign for a reward for his
efforts to catch their attention.
The father looked down, and "Erk!"ed.
The mother, with her nose suckled by her son, said, "when you get
back, get him some prescription glasses, will you?"
"Winner up!"
The man smiled. At this rate, he would be able to leave with a
sufficient amount of money to travel Asia in luxury by the end of the
night. His bifocaled toddler sat on his lap and craned his neck to see
the dealer dole out five cards to each player.
He deliberately picked up the cards, one by one, under the
purveyance of his son.
A jack of diamonds.
A king of diamonds.
A queen of spades. He set this between the first two cards.
A seven of hearts. He wrinkled his nose at this one, and set it to
the leftmost position.
A seven of diamonds.
He glanced at his cards. A pair. Possible flush. Possible
straight.
He smiled even more. Nudging his son, his thumb pushed the queen
lower than the other four cards.
On cue, the toddler took another card from his small shirt, and
slid it in front of the queen and into the hand.
He looked at his revised hand: the queen was now a six of spades.
He gave glances across the table to his opponents; none of them had
noticed the alteration. He glanced down: the toddler looked up at him
through glass-lens, and the queen had mysteriously disappeared.
He tossed the two non-diamonds to the dealer. They returned
changed.
A nine of diamonds, and the ten of hearts. Another exchange of
cards returned the queen for the seven.
After cleaning out that self-same hand, his son tugged at his
beard. The child knew that this irritated him to no end, and did this
for only one reason.
He raked in the chips, and said to those on the table, "if you
gentlemen will excuse me... my son wants to sleep." He rose, carrying
the child over his shoulder, cupping the chips in his hat.
"You, dear boy, have no sense of timing," he chided the sleeping
child. He chose his route to the exchange cashier.
A feeling alerted him to a shortish old man who was smoking a pipe.
He was leaning against a large pot, with a fern that hid him well from
sight. "Psst..."
Nothing a doting old man in a casino could do? he asked himself,
with some concern. Nothing was what it appeared to be, especially in a
casino. He would have walked on, if it wasn't for a very familiar card.
A seven of diamonds.
That stopped him in his tracks. He turned and kneeled in front of
the midget in brown.
"I take it you think you're clever," the ancient smoker breathed,
making smoke rings.
"Not as clever as you, master," he stressed. As much as he didn't
want to be in anyone's debt, he had his chain pulled.
"There, there," the old man grated. "I'm a senile old goat. I
easily forget things." With a flick of the wrist, the card disappeared.
"What do you want?" He indicated the chips. "The cash?" He
thought again. "The boy? Are you some gnome, exchanging my kin for
gold?"
"You greedy fool. You would do it, too, wouldn't you?" He stopped
to puff once more. "No, I want to help you get the treasures."
Was there something he was supposed to know here? "What
treasures?"
"Oh... nothing big." He puffed again. "Mostly magical trinkets,
and jewelry."
"What makes you think that I'd want stuff like that?"
"You'd stoop as low as stealing candy from a baby, as long as you
could use your particular 'skills'," he commented. "Who knows? Maybe
you could grab their land and make a casino."
"'Their land'?"
The old man stared into his eyes for the first time in their
conversation. "'They' being the Amazons of China. Legends have it that
they're the strongest people in the mainland, and amassed a fortune in
battles." His eyes glinted.
"Legends?" He knew there was a hitch. "Sorry, master. I have
more real pursuits to follow."
"Ah... but it is true. And there is a simple way to get it all."
Shampoo was crying out as loud as she could.
"Hush, child!" The figure approached. "The princess of the tribe
must not be such a crybaby!"
Shampoo's wails continued unabated.
"So be it!" The figure receded, then returned with a bottle. She
was hefted, then rocked in the figure's arms.
Cologne sighed. There were only so many years left in her. The
child she held in her arms would most likely hold the tribe in decades to
come.
She brought Shampoo outside the house, in time to see oncoming
figures in the distance.
"This, sir," the guide said, "is Joketsuzuko, village of Chinese
Amazon womans."
He seems to be fattening up, noted Cologne. Those jokers at the
Jusenkyo Preservation Society must be paying him well, seeming that
nobody's been there except the Musk Dynasty emperor, and that's been
three decades since.
"Greetings, wise mother." The blonde-haired foreigner bowed before
her, giving her the sight of a toddler sleeping on his back. "We are
foreigners who wish to reside in the confines of your great village."
"Greetings, traveler." It wasn't often that one gets visitors from
the lands across the seas fluent in the language. "Would you mind if we
would talk in here?" She pointed with her staff to the door she just
came out of. "It is rare that the village should be visited by one from
so far with such a handle on the language. I have been looking for news
of the outside." She felt, rather than heard, the bottle fall, and
turned before she could begin caterwauling again; it would not do well
to show weakness to anyone not of the tribe. She covered the infant's
mouth, and beckoned her guests inside.
"It is not uncommon to marry into the tribe," noted Cologne, "but,
not to put too fine a point on it, we Amazons have our standards."
"What?" Her guest, though well-within the bounds of politeness,
was able to show some acerbity; he tempered it with a layer of good
humor. "We outsiders would taint the noble bloodline..."
"Not at all." Cologne took the bite out of her next words. "Truth
to be told, I myself married an outsider."
"I see." He turned, looking over to the crib, where both baby girl
and baby boy slept together. "They make a good couple, ne?"
Cologne smoked her pipe.
"Where is it?"
Cologne hopped about on her staff. At the start of one hop, she
stopped short. "What is it, child?"
The outsider's son peered through his lenses with a serious
expression. Pulling a hand from within his loose tunic top, he produced
a patch. She gagged before she could cover her mouth; luckily, she
recovered quickly.
"How did you get your hands on that?" She took the 'girl-away'
potion from the toddler's hands. No sooner had she put the patch away
(i. e. safe from prying little girl's hands) when she spied Shampoo
tiptoeing her way in from the outside. She was trying to hold on to
something which clearly was squirming. The young boy still had his back
turned to her.
At a few paces, he turned. Too late though: she had reached into
his tunic and deposited her cargo. She stepped back as the initial shock
hit him.
The little bulge that was in her hands started to hop about in his
garb. If she actually hadn't done this to him several times over
already, he might have shrieked like he did the first time. She never
made him forget that.
He put his hand back in, covering the smaller hopping bulge. He
slowly pulled his hand out. He threw his hand open at a spellbound
Shampoo.
She "ack"ed as a rain on leaves fell on her face. In an instant,
the other toddler closed in on her and whipped his other hand up.
An purple chrysanthemum was in it. Or supposed to be in it.
Instead, the frog leapt out from it.
Unfortunately, he hadn't known. Neither had she. Response was a
swift kick, which threw the spectacles from off the three-year-old's
face.
Cologne clicked her tongue and shook her head. One would wonder
what the boy's father taught him.
Unbeknownst to the three, the father in question surveyed the
scene, all the while cuffing a bracelet with three round pills studded
into it.
The guide complained to himself that he was gaining weight, because
each meal he ate could be of any single meat on the face of the earth.
Also, because he wasn't walking as often as he could. So, that day, he
decided to start on a diet. This was the day he started to smoke.
Also, he noticed that the Japanese man handing a bracelet to a
wizened old figure with a baby, which he was bathing in... spring of
drowned yeti-riding-bull-carrying-crane-and-snake? He shouted them off;
what a scary man that baby would grow into, though.
It was only later when he considered that he should have just
dipped the child in 'nannichuan'. He promised not to make that mistake
again.
Shampoo ran crying in the waiting arms of Cologne. "Great-
grandmother!"
She, of course, knew what was to happen.
He stepped in with a swagger, with the tight-cropped blonde beard
jutting strong under his chin. The flat-pointed hat squared off his
face, which held a sneer. He held a single sheet of paper high.
"I," he said, "own your village."
She held the sobbing five-year-old to her chest. "Your paper means
nothing."
"Oh?" He had a gleam in his eyes. "Your little princess has just
written over her complete inheritance to me."
He and the young Amazon were completely surprised when she laughed,
a terribly taunting laugh. It toned down to a menacing chuckle. "Fool!
The ruling line has no ownership over the village!"
His veneer of overwhelming confidence faltered in an instant.
"But... but... I won it from her..."
Her eyes narrowed. "Won it from her?" She glanced at her heir.
"At a game of cards..."
Her spine stiffened. "An Amazon defeated by an outsider male must
marry the outsider."
They both fell into a silence broken only with sharp sobs; she,
contemplative - he, tentative.
At last, she spoke. "However, if the defeated Amazon should defeat
the outsider... the marriage is annulled, if she pleases."
He felt, rather than saw, the presences keeping him within the
confines of the cottage. "What do I get if I win again?"
"Your free passage. And a light reprimand."
"And if I lose..."
She paused. "You leave. Without your son."
"My son?" The only thing he had brought with him, when he first
came here years ago. He had no choice; he started shuffling, and sat on
a table.
He motioned Shampoo to join him, but she was held back by her
ancestor. "The wager involved a position which was not hers. I will
play."
Mousse had since owed the Joketsuzuko Amazons much: his name,
which was the only one he had ever known; his training in the arts of
hidden weapons, which the old woman had seen to since almost the day his
father left him; and, his heritage, as he was treated as one of their
own. However, as equal as law was, he was not to receive all that he
wanted. There were few others that became Amazons, and fewer still that
were as respected as he. And yet, the only goal in life that he had -
the one reason that he had trained to be strong enough for - slipped
through his fingers one day.
And yet, the man who had stolen his precious Shampoo from him was
the reason why he was on his way to Jusenkyo. He went on this errand, as
it was, because of no sense of debt, but out of a man to man agreement,
and, maybe, just maybe, because forces greater than him have once again
showed their interest in him.
The guide was there waiting for him and, as he became visible, the
pudgy man hurriedly entered his cabin. As he pulled into the path, a
shorter, brown-haired individual came to meet him.
"You must be Mousse," the person said, shaking his hand firmly.
"Ranma said that you would be prompt."
"I am. I take it that the arrangements have been made."
The man, as Ranma informed him his friend was, nodded. "Our
contact in Tokyo has confirmed the accommodations." Two airline tickets
were shown.
"Then, we leave."
Only the guide noticed a distinctly purple-haired individual who
was apparently spying on them. This person left in the general direction
of the Amazon village much soon after the okonomiyaki chef and the Amazon
man with the glasses left.
Nerima's Pride
Touchdown.
Nabiki shouldn't be there, she knew. Airports were not safe
places; what had happened to her father and sister would forever remind
her of that. But some time had elapsed between then and now, and she
wasn't leaving. In fact, she was waiting for someone.
"I'm not sure why I'm here," Akane piped. Her loosely ponytailed
deep-black hair sat rather contentedly at the small of her back. It had
always been a matter of contrast between the two sisters: Nabiki's brown
hair was undercut, slightly longer than a boy's cut, but flatteringly
chic and sophisticated-looking. Once, now that she would care to admit
it, she had been envious that her sister had been the center of
attention; now, this was her greatest problem.
After Akane took over the Tendo dojo (a tradition must continue,
after all), they both found it harder and harder to maintain it; they
were the only two students of it, now. But this was only the short of
it.
Nabiki rose. "Come. They've arrived." Akane followed her sister.
Dr. Tofu woke up from a dream. It was the usual one that he had.
Kasumi would have woken up from her coma, and they would rebuild their
lives, away from the hellpit of Tokyo. They could go and live with his
mother, he'd said. And right up at the point that they were about to
leave, it was fine; then, a gunshot, laughter, and she was falling...
Dr. Tofu woke up. She was still where she lay, kept alive by
machines and modern miracle. He wanted to believe that she was still in
there, fighting, struggling to open her eyes. Yet, he had been waiting
for four years now. Four long years.... His fists clenched in blind
rage, blind only because it knew no face to strike at, except the dark
forces that ran the world around him. Like hitting the air.
He got up, and stroked her hair. He sat down beside her and
started talking to her, nothings which came to him and from him in a
soothing voice. Hearing was the strongest of the senses; if she were to
come to, the first sign of life she would receive would be his voice,
coaxing her back.
Ten minutes. He stood, and left the room.
He came back, and set some clothes on the chair he sat on. He
gently slid off the sheet and the soft bathrobe, leaving her naked.
Setting the washbasin near her feet, he wrung the face towel from soggy
to moist. Starting from her face, he softly scrubbed her clean.
How sad. The intimacy that he longed for but would have never
taken steps to have was here. If only he could have told her before....
Tears would not wake her now.
Ryoga walked the alleyways; it seemed much safer than the
rooftops, now that some of the gunfights had been taken to the skies in
helicopters. Also, the streets were where the most heinous of events
occurred.
Case in point: the truncated shriek came from the vacant lot
across the street. A quick situation check-up: mid-morning, lots of
visibility, a big tree in a corner, possible 3- to 5-to-1 disadvantage,
high maneuverability, melee, one possible hostage, low probability of
reinforcements. Conclusion: quick and easy.
Since no one was visible from his position, he surmised that the
assailants, as well as their victim, were on the other side of the girth
of the trunk. He quickly spirited to the side of the tree. He
considered whether to unholster his piece, but thought the better of it.
To the right of the tree, a bag of groceries lay gutted hither and yon.
A hand appeared, grabbing an unbroken egg. Following the retreating arm
with his eyes, he edged carefully to see a Mohawk-toting hood-type
sucking on the egg. He was staring at the base of the tree.
Spitting out pieces of the shell, the hood choked out a guffaw.
"Y'know what I think?" he spat at the other hoods, standing over the
crumpled form of a girl. "Maybe you two should be holding her up while I
do'er." He stood, and started undoing his pants. "Keep the clothes on.
It'll only take a minute."
Then Ryoga fell in. Or hung in, as he was holding to a low-lying
branch with his feet. Catching the two closer to him, the viciously
slammed their heads together. As they fell into a bloody-faced clump,
Ryoga bent backwards upwards; the Mohawk-hood was quickly refastening
his leather trousers.
As soon as he grabbed the branch, Ryoga lashed out with his feet,
right extended, shifting his momentum, just as suddenly letting go of the
limb. He caught the last hood square in the face with the ball of his
foot. He crumpled backwards as Ryoga picked himself up.
"Only took a minute." He flicked his nose at his fallen opponent.
The girl was at the base of the tree; besides being unconscious,
she looked unharmed. Her knee-length skirt was ruffled but not torn, and
her loose blouse was still tucked at the waist. Now, why was she still
unconscious...? He tried to find a pulse, but he had jostled her head
(bad, bad thing... never, never try to move the victim, he chided
himself) and drew back his hand: there was blood.
Hefting the girl's body in a lover's carry, he rushed to find the
nearest hospital.
Ukyo whispered to Mousse as soon as they were officially cleared
for entry into Japan, "they allowed you in with all that junk you have
on?"
Mousse whispered back, "I left all the metal stuff back in China."
She traced the edge of her bandoleer with a finger. "I'm glad I
have clearance for these."
He eyed her coldly. "Why do you go around advertising like that,
anyway?"
She stopped to give him a chilled gaze. "Why do YOU go around
hiding your weapons?"
He gave her a pompous silence. She gripped the handle of her
battle spatula, only to notice that it wasn't there; it was broken, and
needed repair. She just shook with indignation for a moment, then turned
to trudge on. She wasn't able to see the smug smirk on his face; she'd
have probably punched it right off, otherwise.
They walked on until Ukyo noticed the girl from the photo their
contact sent them.
At the precinct headquarters for Tokyo police in Nerima, the doors
flew open.
A few of the inspectors on duty quickly took positions, pistols in
hand. This prompted the civilians to take cover under desks.
At gunpoint, Ryoga Hibiki stood confused yet determined. He
shouted, "yaah!"
The desk sergeant declared a standdown as Ryoga asked no one in
particular, "what am I doing at the precinct?"
Hiroshi clasped a hand on his shoulder. "'Fess up, 'Lost Boy'.
Where were you planning to take the girl, eh?" He nudged Ryoga's
opposite shoulder, where the girl's head was leaning. "Eh?" Hiroshi
suddenly noticed the reddish tint on his shirt that wasn't supposed to be
there.
Ryoga was shouting, "the hospital!" Hiroshi stopped Ryoga from
running helter-skelter to god-knows-where. They went with haste to the
infirmary, which was just across the street.
"You." Somebody grabbed Akane's shoulder from behind.
Akane immediately held the hand, and started to execute a throw
when Nabiki stopped her. The man with the long brown hair raised both
hands in a calm, assuring manner, as the bespectacled man with long black
hair pulled up beside them.
Nabiki took note of the garb of the men: the shorter of the two
wore a fitting blue wraparound over tight black pants, toting a bandoleer
of spatulas; the one with the glasses wore a loose white tunic over
similarly loose black pants. Though both of them seemed to be in their
twenties, the brown haired one seemed to be in the early twenties, while
the other seemed to be in the late twenties, older than she herself was.
"Who are you?" Akane said fiercely. She was obviously accustomed
to being answered.
"Are you the one from the Providence clan?" Mousse said in a even
yet dangerous whisper.
Confused and slightly outraged, Akane's answer was delayed, an
opportunity her sister seized. "She is. As am I." Akane wisely kept
silent then on. "Shall we go?"
The men nodded, and the four of them left.
Just as Dr. Tofu had dressed the prone Kasumi, the summons came.
Two inspectors came in with a girl, who was bleeding through a small
wound in the head. Other than that, the girl had had no injury, a fact
that can only be attributed to the quick-wittedness of one of the
inspectors, if he were to give any credence to his story. While the
doctor bandaged the girl, the other inspector took his leave.
Ryoga stood anxiously. He sat down on the couch, ruffled through a
newspaper, stood up again. Having done all that he medically could, his
studious gaze left the girl and settled on the younger man, who had
gotten to fidgeting in place.
Out of the patient's earshot, he whispered to Ryoga, "do you know
her?"
"Uh... no." Fidget, fidget.
Hmm... "is anything wrong?"
"Wrong?" A glance to the girl, and to the tips of his sandals. A
little more fidgeting. "Umm..." He looked straight into the eyes of Dr.
Tofu. "I want her."
This actually caused him to blink; he said it so candidly. He
reverted to his fidgeting, though his glances towards the girl became a
little more frequent. "You..." the doctor started.
"I want to DO her. Sir."
The affirmation confused him. "DO her...?"
"Doctor," Ryoga suddenly refocused. "Do you know anything about...
Jusenkyo?"
Ukyo and Mousse got out in front of the broken-down house. Nabiki
rolled down the tinted window of the car to toss them the key to their
hotel suite. The car rolled off behind them.
Was it going to be this simple? Ukyo rolled the key in its loop.
If it were, then they would be out of the country by the fall of night;
the short-haired girl had ascertained that all they needed was a phone
call.
However, none of them were really of the opinion that things were
going to be easy. That fact that nobody had voiced it was insignificant.
However, it would be easier for all if it all went smoothly. It
wouldn't hurt to keep a positive attitude.
With this in mind, Ukyo jumped ahead of Mousse to press the
doorbell, and possibly, just maybe, get to know the woman who was her
fiancé's mother.
BBBZZZZZTTT!!
The front porch blew up.
Yuka woke to an explosion.
The house was in a hellish flame, crackling in a sinister and low
cackle. "Mother!" she had cried. "Father!" It was of no avail; they
had never even known that the house, that the family, that their lives
had gone up in a trail of coal-black smoke.
She was no fool; she knew that there was nothing she could do.
She collapsed in the arms of Akane, who she was with, studying as they
were doing. She sobbed, and sobbed... and when she was stilled, Akane
told her that there was nothing left to do. She sought comfort in her
friends strength, in her eyes...
... and found herself looking into a Mohawk-haired hood.
"Aaaaahhhh!"
Dr. Tofu and Ryoga, mid-stride, stopped. Command decision time.
"Stay with her." The doctor rushed onward to the fire.
He nodded, knowing too well what vermin do when panic arises. He
had, on the other hand, a hysteria-driven young girl on to look after.
Nerima, as prescribed by chaos and tradition, suddenly had rain.
As much as the tinted windows, air-conditioning and suspension
served to remove the Tendo sisters from the outside world, Akane still
felt the explosion. Turning to view a chaotic pillar of fiery rage, the
erstwhile heir of the Tendo clan gave the current head of the Providence
clan a sharp glance. "What... you..." She turned back to the
brightening horizon. "... you knew about that!" she finally blew.
Nabiki sat back, not quite facing the younger. "I only knew that
Aunt Nodoka was no longer living in that house. Apparently, she wasn't
expecting visitors 'til she comes back."
"Dammit, Nabiki. You KNEW that Auntie didn't want to be traced."
"Yeah, but they didn't."
"They could've been killed!"
"They won't." She sniffed. "At least it would save me a few days
at that hotel."
On a rooftop across from a battle of two elements, Ukyo shook
herself up. Dammit! Too careless. Japan was a much harsher than she
had remembered, and she stepped up to shake hands with a BOMB! Damn it
all!
Her skin felt tanned, and her blouse was seared off, leaving soot
on her skin and on the bandages on her chest. However, this was only
because of the man who was now sprawled on top of her, bleeding
profusely.
"OH MY GOD!" She started hefting him, almost spilling off the
roof. With all her might, she jumped off of the house, and onto another.
After calming down, Yuka noticed that she was in a clinic. It was
already raining outside, and she felt a draft.
A man in his mid-twenties walked in from outside. "Um, excuse me?"
The man had his head bowed, obscuring his eyes. His prominent
fangs didn't seem frightening. "Yess."
"Did... I was... in trouble..." She stood, facing him. "Did
you... rescue me?"
His face curled into a smile. "Oh that I did."
The way the shadows played across his face did not ease her
anxieties. "I hope," he started, "that you don't mind," he took a step
toward her, "if I ask for my reward now?" He lifted his head to look
into her eyes with wanting.
She screamed as he leapt, only to be stopped in mid-air with a
question in his eyes. He fell in a clump in front of her.
The older man behind him pulled back his arm from his neck.
"So," he whispered to himself, "he did want her."
From the sanctuary of one of the larger buildings in Nerima, a man
watched the small inferno on the other end of the district. The shower
had quickly doused the larger flames, and had soon eliminated all signs
of there ever being a fire, much less a bombing.
He didn't grin. There was, after all, no reason to.
Turning from the truncated deflagration, he moved with menace to
the darker corner of the room.
As soon as they were safely holed up, Nabiki contacted the hotel.
"Oh, they checked in, madam."
That was strange. She had thought that they wouldn't have trusted
her after what had happened.
"They have also locked themselves in."
Again, not surprising.
"I suppose madam would pay for washing the blood off of the
carpets?"
In the time spent moving Mousse from the explosion to the suite, he
had lost a serious amount of blood. Most of the injuries were
complicated by the fact that he had been bruised by some of the weapons
he had brought which were violently jostled by the blast, as well as
being so violently brought to the room.
Ukyo had him stripped down to boxers, noticing that his body was
replete with contusions and lacerations. A basin of warm water was lying
near the head of the bed. A gaping wound on his back was now enswathed
with cloth, while she herself only was loosely covered by an extra
unbound wraparound.
For an hour now, she had scrubbed him down with soap for burns, and
dressed up all the open wounds he had. For all her effort, she couldn't
do anything to resuscitate him from shock, nor keep his body temperature
from falling.
When the doorknob turned, she stood on wobbly knees, reaching for
her bandoleer. Nabiki rushed in, with two doctors in tow. "Not now,"
she said, catching the other girl's wrists. While the doctors started
hooking Mousse up to a packet of fresh blood, Nabiki eased down Ukyo onto
the other bed. "I hope my brother-in-law appreciates this."
Dr. Tofu returned, having escorted the young lady named Yuka home.
He gave a passing glance to the passed-out officer, and mulled over their
conversation. "Jusenkyo?" A training ground of cursed springs? Is he
being possessed? He surely didn't act this way earlier.
He settled to go to his office, to read up on any such places.
"Is there ANYTHING I can do?"
The doctors shook their heads, contenting themselves with taking
the prone man's blood pressure. Nabiki huddled the still-bedraggled Ukyo
to a corner, where none of the other occupants would hear them.
Ukyo's haze of shell shock prevented her from physically accosting
Nabiki, who obviously had known that there was a bomb, but Nabiki gave
her something else to think of. Only the overwhelming frustration she
had was keeping her alert.
Nabiki herself gave a glance at the older man. Then she fixed Ukyo
with her gaze. "I didn't know about the bomb."
It penetrated her fog, and she was already shaking her head before
she could form the words. "That's a lie," she finally whispered.
Nabiki shook her own head, deliberately and emphatically. "What I
knew was that Mrs. Saotome had left. I was actually hoping that you
would uncover something."
Ukyo had finally found her vehemence. "You could have already
found out yourself. You probably planted the bomb, so nothing could be
left. No evidence, no snoopers, no trail-"
Nabiki slapped her, hard. "God damn you, woman. I know you and
your lover had got to be lucky to survive a ground zero blast, but I'm
the thin line between your life and death, and you're crossing it NOW."
He breath came in hot rasps, and was all she had until they evened out
into a calm inhalation. "As a clan head, I couldn't go around poking my
head into holes. And I have nothing to gain from killing my brother-in-
law's friends. Or from keeping him from finding out where his mother
is."
Ukyo registered all of the information, flinching slightly at the
slight implication, weighing their validity. Nabiki continued.
"However, someone else does. Which could mean that the plans he and I
have prepared are already in jeopardy."
"If," Ukyo interjected, "what you're saying is true, then there's
no time left."
Nabiki nodded once. "It begins."
Kuno's Day
There are men that believe.
Of these men, belief is spread throughout a pantheon of deities,
from the divine to the mundane. Several buildings of worship have been
built in honor of these holy hosts, ranging from cathedrals and shrines
to beerhouses and casinos.
In the window seat of a plane, quite recently coming from an
airport in Japan, sat a man who believed. And his god was...
"Aloha, Hawaii!" The volcanic islands spread serenely below...
Kzzzt! "Uh... this is your captain speaking. We are currently
experiencing difficulties flying through, uh, turbulence. Please fasten
your seatbelts. Thank you."
The eldest Kuno glanced down and saw the engines under the wing
catch fire. He put down the ukulele, and put on his seatbelt. "Wipe
out..."
Sasuke, starting his many years of servitude to the Kuno clan, had
turned on the television set.
"... had crashed, after engine strain caused a fire to break out in
the right wing. Survivors are being gathered in lifeboats by the
Hawaiian Coastal Guard. The following are still missing:"
His vague interest turned into stunned shock as he saw the name
"Kuno" pass by. He let a ragged breath out and, for the first time in
ages, he dared to hope.
For a week, the vacationing principal floated through the misnamed
Pacific Ocean, lucky to have been hoarding both pineapples and coconuts
for food. When he finally did touchdown on American soil, the now
shrunken coconut tree on his noggin appeared to be a shriveled hand.
However, he had only been lucky again, as California, while lacking
in muumuus and leis, had all the waves he needed.
He was actually able to stay homeless on the beach for four days
before the Immigration people came to take him home.
It wasn't exactly a cell; after all, he wasn't exactly a criminal.
However, the term he remembered being used was "detainee".
On the other hand, his roommate could be considered as criminal
material. He even had the "gangster" look: a stocky, hefty body,
supporting a separately motile head; slitty, shifty eyes; a square
face, and an unyielding jaw. However, aside from the manic look in the
man's eyes, he looking exactly like a king pulled out from a deck of
cards. He did, however, wear handcuffs, and that was enough reason to
stay away from the man.
That was if you were sane. Principal Kuno of Furinkan High School,
Nerima, Japan had never, in his entire life, been called sane. He
immediately sat right next to the man.
"Cold! Magazine! Warm!"
The man had immediately assaulted him, strangely enough, with
gibberish in Japanese. "Whoa!" he started, "slow down, brudda!"
"Wha-?" The man known only as the Gambling King stopped trying to
strike fear by shouting scary sounding Japanese words, and considered the
countryman he had for his latest cellmate. Although he looked to be the
bruiser, the uneven tan he had told of misfortune of either shipwreck or
homewreck. He also seemed to have the soft skin... of the unconscionably
rich.
"My friend," he said, his voice hoarse with both overuse and
excitement, "you wouldn't happen to have Visa?"
Kuno, the Gambling King mused, is exactly what I thought he was:
rich, gullible and entirely naive.
Of course, with a little scraping from the funds in Kuno's account,
they (or he) had arranged the (green) paperwork with the Embassy, some
decent clothes, and right now, two plane tickets to paradise.
The Gambling King, Kuno mused, is exactly what I thought he was:
poor, gullible and entirely opportunistic.
Of course, dabbing into his smallest personal account, he was able
to secure the documentation for his extended stay in mainland USA, some
gaijin garb, and right now, two plane tickets into gangster's paradise.
And somehow, neither of them really expected to be in Las Vegas
about a week ago.
There are men that believe.
Sometimes, this belief is all that is necessary for something to
occur. Such is the power of the mind.
"Another long shot!" The craps dealer pulled the dice to his end
of the board.
Kuno was impressed. With a meager ten thousand dollars, his
companion had nearly busted the house into bankruptcy.
"That's it," he said, lugging the piles of chips. "Gonna call it a
night. Luck won't run that far."
At the cashier, they were met by two tight-suited hoods.
"We gonna run for it? Look like we gonna get messed up preeeeety."
They were cuffed by meaty hands.
"Well..."
Gambling K turned around, tossing the multi-hundred-thousand bounty
into the air. "Heads up!" He took the uke-strumming principal in the
ensuing confusion.
"This could'a been betta', no?" He said, unheard over joyous
screams. They cleared the fire exit, but not before the goons had seen
their escape.
"Where did they go?" One of the bruisers pulled out into the alley
where the fire escape went into. The troublemakers were out of sight.
This was when he got mauled by a vicious tone.
"You din' haf'to do dat, brudda," the distraught principal said,
commenting on the misuse of such an unassuming instrument.
The blonde hurled the rest of the ukulele into the garbage bin they
were hiding in. "You do what you have to."
"Den you won' min' dis." With a speed and ferocity that shone his
true nature, "kocho" Kuno, lunged for a pure and simple right hook.
At this point, there was a shiny... CR-RACK!
Kuno shook his right hand, checking for circulation. "Oy, whatta
big glas' jowl, you be havin'."
Gambling K stood, having palmed the $5 chit he saw. A thump behind
him alerted him to the second hood. "Hey," he told his partner, "than-"
CR-RACK!
Kuno held his left hand. Sure, it was less powerful, but he needed
instant gratification. He pulled out the battered wooden body, and made
like a monkey. (After tying up the hoods and throwing them in the trash,
of course.)
"You swing like a rusty gate, y'know?"
"Oh? Wan you t'ink you know 'ow to ride da waves, brudda?"
The Gambling King nursed his jaw.
"I'll pay for the stupid uke, okay?"
Kuno sat, with his back turned. "Eet' sokee..." He whipped out
one of his spares. "I gotta 'nutha twenny!"
The Gambling King groaned. "And I thought it was all over..."
"Wakki-wakki luau! Com'on da Ha'waii beach en' see'em waihines
sway!"
Not because anyone else wanted to comment on his singing, the door
blew inward.
"Now, that," the wheezy voice old man intoned, "was not a good
move, Gambling King. Did you think that we couldn't retrieve the loaded
dice."
"Well," the Gambling King spat out a tooth, hawking blood, "I
didn't think I'd be talking to the only Japanese-talking gaijin don on
the West Coast."
"Tut, tut. Epithets will get you nowhere." He made a passing wave
to the unconscious Kuno, in vague warning. "You've been on our black
list for a while. Even lost you for a few years." He snorted. "What's
wrong? Recession's got Japanese gambling into a slump?"
"Get... on with it..." He was already blacking out from the
beatings. "... kill... me..."
"What? Kill a guest? That wouldn't be polite. I probably won't
be allowed to participate in tea ceremonies...." He laughed derisively.
"And it wouldn't be... sporting..."
The limousine pulled into a deserted street. Two bodies fell onto
the asphalt, as the stretch car pulled away. Kuno fell roughly, while
the bearded blonde rolled as best he could. But Kuno was the first on
his feet, checking on the internally bleeding gangster.
"Th-thought... you were... gone..."
"Made'uh tuff'r stuff, brudda."
"Not... not... your... brother..."
The damage was taking its toll on him, at last. He had wanted to
be conscious before death finally took him. But, now, he was going to
die a helpless man. He felt himself hefted on a broad back.
"Kuno... do... do you have a son?"
He wondered where the nearest hospital was. "Ya. A strappin'
keiki, en' a waihine t' boot!"
The shorter man didn't know how much time he had left. "Ha... had
one, too... lost'im."
"Ya, ya." Kuno heard the cars, but was sure that it wouldn't be a
good idea to check them out. He scanned the horizon, hoping that one of
the tall buildings would be a hospital.
"This... Amazon..." He trailed off.
Not good. "'Ey!" Nothing. He shook his burden. "'Ey!"
"Wha... wha'?"
"You tellin' 'bout you little mon."
A few shots rang in the air. Kuno picked a building at random, and
picked up his pace.
"Got... kid... kidnap... China..."
They crossed a street safely. Kuno started running. If he wasn't
so worried for his life, he would have laughed out loud.
"Never... wanted... to bring... him... in the... mob..."
The gunshots came closer.
"Must... see... one... more..."
Kuno knew that it was a lost cause.
The ferry filled itself out into the port of Yokohama.
The erstwhile principal of Furinkan High stepped off the plank,
thought upon by people of both ends of the Pacific to have died of the
fierce elements of nature.
The Las Vegas mob lord who had confronted them that day had his
henchmen finish them off. They had been pleased to announce that they
had retrieved two bodies. Although it was merely chance that Kuno had
fallen onto the path of a tourist with a similar build as he, it was more
than chance which made him cut off the tree that had been growing on his
head. A part of him had changed that night, being hunted down like a
wild animal in the urban jungles of Nevada.
A new profession.
While still recovering in California, his accounts had suddenly
closed, as his "family" overseas had finally finished the paperwork to
officially declare him dead, and to transfer his liquid assets.
There had been no mention of his or of his companion's
"disappearance". Two Japanese nationals - one who had been thought to
have been lost at sea, the other a wanted felon - killed on American
soil. It would have been a national incident. An international
incident. It was obvious that the cover-up spread far beyond the Las
Vegas community.
A new identity.
It was laughably easy to locate the Yakusa clan which the Gambling
King had been embroiled in. The relative inexperience of their
organization had also made escape possible for the petty crook and his
son, and they had merely traipsed to mainland China. Still, they had
controlled a considerable portion of the Yokohama district, but were very
much in trouble from without, as much as from within.
Much as he would not say, many things had troubled him during his
stay in America: how much human evil was in the world, how much one man
can control, how much can be done with the power of money. He had the
money. And now, from the first step he would take off the ferry, to the
last step he would take to pay back his Las Vegas tormentors, he was
going to get the power.
In an unassuming suite in a hotel in uptown Yokohama, the door to
the bedroom was locked. A heavy hand knocked on it.
"Don't bug me, Ken!" He barely maintained his rhythm.
The knocking continued.
"DON'T BUG ME, KEN!" The woman below him actually shuddered at
that.
The knocking continued.
"BLAST IT, KEN! THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT!" The man pulled up his
trousers. Fiddling with the knob, he unlocked it.
He was barely able to get out of the swinging oak's way, falling
down hard near the foot of the bed. A familiar silhouette stood in the
doorway. A ghost of the past.
His eyes flared with recognition. "The Gambling King!"
The figure made a show of running a hand through his blonde beard.
His smile was as flat as his hat, which was as sharp as his eyes. They
held no such recognition.
However, the woman herself had a minute flickering of recognition.
It waned, but the dread was not removed. "No... no..."
The man wished that the woman would just keep under the sheets.
But her moans were becoming louder. "No... NO..."
"SHUT UP, WOMAN!" He started to stand.
The Gambling King backhanded the man on the mouth, drawing blood.
He went down again, but did not black out. The stocky king-figure rushed
to the side of the bed, as the other man rushed outside, yelling, "Ken!"
The woman finally had the mind to hide under the covers, but it was
too late. For all his bulk, the man known as Gambling King was fast. He
was able to pull the covers off before Ken could arrive to his summons.
"NO! NO!" The woman was frantic, but more because of the man
before her than because of her nudity or her dishevelment. "YOU'RE NOT
HIM! YOU'RE NOT HIM!"
"What a touching reunion from beyond the grave." The other man
regained his composure and pomp, despite being topless. "The Gambling
King, last seen dead in Las Vegas, came to a nameless suite in Yokohama
to meet his long-mourning wife. Leaving out the fact that she had been
having an affair with the head of the Fujii clan of the Yakusa.
Touching, touching... waste'm, Ken."
"Yeah," said the Gambling King, "do'em."
Faster than he had realized, the man was shot in the groin by the
man beside him. Ken quickly turned to the woman in bed, and quieted her.
The once-boss of the Fujii clan knelt, bleeding from his pelvis,
breathing in big gulps, just to keep from keeling over. Gambling King
loomed before him. "You know what? She was right. I'm not the Gambling
King. YOU had him killed in Las Vegas. YOU had an affair with his wife,
who probably begged you to spare their son. YOU." With a sneer, he
looked him in the eye. "YOU are history."
He ground his heel into the man's crotch, and stood there,
listening to the screams until they died.
The man who was not the Gambling King turned to Ken. "Nice bit
there, Ken. Shooting him in the balls, I mean."
Ken shrugged. "He had me do it once. Poor guy... owed him three
million."
"Well, then," the Gambling King said, boffing his hat to reveal a
miniature tree stump, "let us give credit where credit is due." He gave
the corpse an exaggerated curtsy.
Returning the hat, he motioned to his right hand man. "Let's go.
There is much to do, and much to change..." He made a face as though he
had just thought of the idea. "... like a change of headquarters..."
There are men that believe.
Sasuke Sarugakure watched events unfold in Nerima with a belief in
a higher power. He believed there was enough justification for the loss
of Kodachi to Tate... er, Kuno's lady love, Akane Tendo. He believed
that Kodachi's subsequent open-ended blood-feud with the girl to be
natural, even if it was as unhealthy as having an alligator as a pet. He
believed that the siblings will once and forever see eye to eye, though
he wondered whether this would be within his lifetime.
The manservant believed in many things, indeed. He believed that
Nerima was possessed by an evil, and that this evil first gained reign
when there was a sudden decision to renovate Furinkan High School, and
put, in its place, the Headquarters of Tokyo Police. It was as though
the spirit of the elder Kuno had brought a pox upon the district when his
shrine to knowledge had been desecrated. This, though, he did not
believe. If he had believed it, by connection, the evil that had
possessed Nerima would be the elder Kuno's vengeful soul, which was
entirely correct.
Armed with these beliefs, he answered the doorbell.
There was a limousine outside, which was not an unusual sight;
they had had enough encounters with the similarly rich. The man who was
at the doorbell was a generic-looking bodyguard. Again, not unusual, due
to the fact that Nerima, and the rest of Tokyo, was going to hell in a
wastebasket. Since both of his charges were away to school (Kuno had
just about gotten settled into Kolkhoz High across town, if he didn't
keep picking fights with both of the Golden Pair), he went down to tell
them that whoever was needed wasn't at home.
At the gate, he shouted, "neither the Mistress nor the Master are
at home right now, so you might as well come back later."
"Actually," a voice, eerily familiar evenly said, "I've been
looking for you, Sasuke."
A hail of gunshots blasted the heavy wooden doors inward.
The Gambling King strode purposefully through the haze, finding
Sasuke's body in the debris. "I have returned."
Ranma's End
He sat in the darkness of the thatched hut.
The hut did not have much in terms of creature comforts. What it
did have spoke much of what any male in the Amazon village had: a
stiffened mattress, on a low-slung framework of the bed; a table used
mostly for eating meals or writing letters, when he had started about it;
a small stool. He had learned that his father had been sending letters
on a semi-regular basis to his mother while on their god-forsaken
training trip.
His father's last message to him was that, no matter what, he
should find his mother, but not until he could freely visit her. On that
night, they had smuggled him onto a roving circus, disguised as a panda.
He had promised to try and find her.
Of course, they had punished him for letting his father escape.
Despite the fact that he was already middle-aged, he was still a robust
and formidable martial artist. They had learned that when he tried to
escape the village with his son on the night when Ranma would become
Shampoo's husband. He had actually beaten a few of the guards before
they were caught. Genma had unwittingly gotten himself married before
the night was through. Ranma had never heard him cry out from anguish as
much as he did that night, in this very hut; the only socially redeeming
quality that Genma Saotome kept in himself was his loyalty to his wife.
He was a broken man in days. He was nearly beaten to death when he
would not move one torrid night. Cologne had made the conclusion that
the panda curse he had acquired had taken over his faculties, and thus,
by several magicks, permanently transformed him into a panda. Ranma knew
that his father had found his way out: they still talked to each other,
his father using signboards and such.
That was ten years ago.
"Amazon law sees fit that males of the Amazon village are
indentured to ten years of loyal servitude to the village before he may
be sent into the outside world as a representative of the village."
The earliest of those years passed with much hardship.
Males of the village were not given leverage in terms of the law.
Most of the household duties fell upon them, but beyond the fact that
they could not leave the village, they were not treated much worse.
However, the husbands were the worst off. Whereas a male will keep
house for his family, a husband keeps house, not only for himself, but
occasionally for any and all of his wives. Also, it is at the husband's
house where an Amazon and her mate consummate their marriage.
For the first few years, Ranma could not leave the hut, out of
sheer fatigue. Much as he had been married to nearly a quarter of the
tribe, he had, by law, the right to choose the woman he would sleep with;
it was just his sense of honor that dogged him to fulfill his duties to
his appointed spouses.
In the succeeding years, though, he had learned that his curse of
changing sexes could be put to use. Through the guise of a female
Amazon, he participated in the more important matters of tribal justice
and special training. No elder Amazon was willing to train a man in the
most secret of Amazon techniques; with Cologne's decision and tutelage,
he trained with Shampoo under the greatest of the Amazon masters.
Slowly, he had gained respect in the village as a strong and
capable warrior for the tribe. He also began to teach the younger
generations of Amazon women; in return, he was allowed to venture
outside the village, alone or with an elder, to learn of other
techniques, and in turn to teach these to his students when he returned.
Many of those times, when he was alone, he had chances to escape.
Surely, if the thought had not passed, he wouldn't have chosen the path
that he did now. However, he had not digressed from his path.
He did not expect that this would be used against him.
Weeks before, he had approached the Council of Elders, petitioning
to take his wives with him to Japan, as soon as he had fulfilled his
decade of service. Cologne argued that he (she, since Cologne reasoned
that Ranma was now full-fledged Amazon) had knowledge which would be
dangerous outside the village. Despite his pledge as a martial artist to
keep these secrets into the village, Cologne was not appeased.
It took an unusual stroke of luck on his part to convince them to
let him go. Shampoo told him that Cologne had married an outsider.
Cologne did not seem to be the type of person that was easy to defeat or
one to let go of her husband without a fight. Some research had revealed
a shocking secret: this outsider had also fallen into the spring of
drowned girl.
Happosai, Cologne's husband, had chosen to fall into the spring of
drowned girl in order to gain the secrets of the village's techniques.
When Happosai campaigned to be part of the Council of Elders, Cologne saw
through his schemes, and had him exiled in light of his stay of over ten
years, and by the fact that he was initially male. Faced with this
precedent, Cologne had no choice but to relent.
And now, he had only to wait for news of Japan.
"Husband." The faint musk that came to his nostrils told him that
Shampoo had stayed outside the doorway. "Your friend, Ukyo, has news for
you."
He nodded.
Shampoo hesitantly took a step forward. "Husband."
He waited on the stool, until Shampoo put a hand on his shoulder.
"Must we leave?" She did not need to reason her agitation.
"Shampoo, I must return to fulfill my father's wishes." He hadn't
spoken about his father since his escape. "You do not need to come with
me." He stood and turned, taking her hand. "I relieve you of our
marriage, if you so wish."
Shampoo gave the ghost of a smile. "Only females of our tribe may
annul a marriage, husband. And only if she can defeat her mate. I have
not beaten you, yet, Ranma."
Ranma put a hand lovingly to the back his wife's head. Moments
later, Shampoo left to fetch Ukyo.
Ukyo appeared, her ordeal in Nerima barely scarring her features.
"Where's Mousse?" he whispered.
"He... he..." She took a gulp of air. "He's hurt."
"What?"
"Ranma, we couldn't locate your mother. A bomb in her house took
Mousse out."
He remained expressionless, but his eyes shone bright with pain.
"What did Nabiki say?"
She bit her lip; this was what he didn't want to hear. "She says
that there's no choice but to go. Everything's set."
She tried to find his reaction, but his face went blank. She tried
to think of something else to say, something to set him on the path he
was about to take. Nothing came to mind.
"Ukyo?" The voice wavered slightly. She took a step into his
domain.
He had his back turned to her, leaning on his arms on the table.
In the darkness, he looked all the more helpless. She could feel his
energy, his passion, his madness...
Ranma felt Ukyo's arms press against his sides. With her so close
to him, he could feel her breasts press up to his back. He turned to
give her a kiss on her forehead and lips. They held each other in the
dark, and, for once, tomorrow waited.
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