Stone Cold Lover   (A Slayers omake)

	Lina Inverse sighed as the last wave of pleasure from her orgasm subsided.
"Oh yeah, that was great," she said. She looked at the twelve-inch long
shaft in her hand. "I still can't figure out where I got this thing
though." She frowned. "Who the hell ever heard of a stone dildo? Sheesh."
	Setting the sex toy aside, Lina stretched, cleaned herself up, and
dressed. There was a knock on the door. "Wonder who that could be," she
grumbled. Opening the door, she saw Zelgadis standing on the other side,
looking decidedly unhappy.
	"Lina," he said. "I believe you have something of mine."
	"Oh yeah? What is it this time?" Lina asked.
	Zelgadis walked into the room, past Lina, and over to the bed. He grabbed
the stone shaft and made for the door.
	"Hey! Where do you think you're going with that?" Lina asked.
	"It is mine," Zelgadis said.
	Lina blinked. "What the heck would you want with a stone dildo?"
	Zelgadis's eye twitched. "It...isn't...a...dildo," he ground out through
clenched teeth, as he stuffed the object into his pants.
	Lina blinked again. Twice. Then her eyes widened. "You mean...that's...?"
Zelgadis nodded. Lina gaped, then recovered, and said saucily, "So...was it
as good for you as it was for me?"
	Zelgadis screamed, and facefaulted into unconsciousness.

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Reunions and tearful farewells in Tokyo, and the
start of a dangerous trek to find the Escudo, as
the young defenders of Cephiro prepare for the
dangerous battle to come.
Jikai ni: Onna: Red Side, Chapter 20.
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