Yes.  The one where Kasumi's married to Tofu, and Tofu is totally
incapable of having sex with her.

Is there such a fic?? Somebody who knows the title and/or author please
E-mail me.

Title unknown, but it's by Jeff Rutsch.

What Zenster forgets is that Ukyo's search for companionship and sexual
fullfillment was answered by one of the side stories to that series: All
it Takes is a Spatula.

Richard has never *officially* released that, and probably never will.
*sigh*...and the husband and children in Magic are completely faceless,
so I can see why Zen the Ukyou groupie would consider it depressing.

--Sean Gaffney
--who likes the Ukyou sidestory himself...