Subject: Re: [FFML] [Spamfic][Ranma] The Right Choice
From: KLEPPE@execpc.com (Gary Kleppe)
Date: 10/14/1997, 9:52 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

On Mon, 13 Oct 1997 22:00:51 -0600, Sean Connor <sec@frodo.com> wrote:

On Tue, Oct 14, 1997 at 12:30:40AM +0000, Gary Kleppe wrote:

This can be best described as... the result of insufficient amounts of
sleep. :-)

Sure that was all?

That was the main thing. :)

It may be customizable, but it's not _fully_ customizable.  In my case,
<Fiancee A> would end up being "None of the above".

Get creative, man! Try "Ranma-chan seperated out" or "onna-Gosunkugi".
:)

So if <Fiancee X> is Kodachi, who's the <Consolation Prize>?
Again, you have to get a little creative there. For anime fans it could
be Sasuke. Otherwise use someone like Gosunkugi, or make up a new
character.

Using a global search and replace, you can edit the text of this so that
*your* preferences are reflected. You may also wish to edit dialog to
reflect the particular fiancees' speech patterns.

So, I guess simply deleting all of the lines by <Fiancee A> would do the
trick in my case?

That would make this fic even weirder....

Standard disclaimer applies.

What does it apply? :P 
 
It applies for a job with good wages and benefits and...

Voice: Are you sure you're making... the *right choice?*

Do we now know Ranma's political leanings?

You need to read "The Aquatranssexual Manifesto" for that.

[The door crashes open. We see <Fiancee X> storm in. She has obviously
deteriorated over the years. Her face is distorted, with some hair and a

As far as I can tell, _none_ of the fiancees have any hair on their faces to
lose. :P  (I suppose there is Shampoo's cursed form, and the Super Soba
story, but those don't really count.)

Er... not what I meant. y'know. :-)

[<Fiancee X> pulls out an axe and charges forward at Ranma, but she
slips on a banana peel and ends up stabbing herself in the heart.]

See?  <Fiancee A> is a lousy housekeeper, leaving banana peels all over the
place. :P

They're too busy having sex. :p

Nabiki: [counting money from Akane] Hey, if you've got the cash, I'll do
one for you too!)

<Fiancee X>:  No thanks, I'd rather do Ranma myself. *grin*

Ranma: Uh oh.... :-)

^_^


Gary Kleppe
http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics