Ranma sat on the edge of the examining table, swinging his legs 
nervously.  He *hated* waiting!
	At last, Dr. Toufuu entered.  His face was carefully neutral.
	"OK, Doc, what's the verdict?  I can take it."
	"I'd feel better if you'd see a specialist about this, Ranma..." 
the bespectacled doctor stalled.
	"You *know* you're the only doctor I can trust, what with my 
other...condition."
	"Very well."  Toufuu sighed.  "The results have come back on the 
biopsy.  It's malignant."
	Ranma was hit hard, but tried to keep a brave face.  "A little 
shiatsu will fix it up, right Doc?"
	"No, Ranma, it's well beyond my abilities.  If only you'd come in 
sooner...  Not even chemotherapy will work.  I'm recommending a complete 
masectomy."
	Ranma screamed.

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