It's absurd... 

it's crazy... 

it's almost... 

childish...

I LOVE IT!!!!!

More, more! BRING ME MORE! MORE EVA FICS FOR EVERYONE!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA
[sudden pause, then fatal heart attack.] *GASP*

[Dead sounds]

And there was much rejoicing. 

[Eva casts goes unenthusiastically.]

yay.

-Warhammer