At 06:06 PM 10/4/97 -0500, Ranma Al'Thor wrote:

These aren't the real Knight Sabre Rules, but they should be:

1.  Priss must always run off and break the real rules when she gets
irritated with something, but must never be punished.

1a.  On the many occassions when Priss does run off, she must have large
amounts of physical damage inflicted upon her.

1b.  On the many occassions when Priss has large amounts of physical damage
inflicted upon her, she must get up and walk away as if nothing had happened.

2.  There must be a shot of someone in their underwear in every episode.

2a.  Episodes dealing with hot cars or sexaroids are exempt from this rule.

3.  Macky may serve no purpose that might not equally well be served by
the Robot from Battle of the Planets.

or Spriddle from Speed Racer

4.  No one is allowed to pursue an ON-SCREEN relationship with a man, but
mentioning off-stage events is okay.

4a.  If anyone has an on-screen conversation with a man, said man must be
belittled in any and every way possible.

5.  Leon cannot succeed in anything, unless he puts on his shades.

He wears his sunglasses at night.  No wonder he can't get anything done.

6.  It must never be explained why Quincy dresses like a pimp.  

Genom's new Fall line of clothing.

(did anyone see the hooker montage in "Streets of Fire" last night?)

7.  Members must never be seen to associate together, unless they feel
   like it.

7a.  However, not associating with each other also violates a rule

8.  Members are responsible for any damages incurred in an irresponsible
rampage breaking the other rules, unless they are Priss.

8a.  If Priss is required to rebuild motorcycles damaged while chasing down
out-of-control super-cars as part of an assignment, she is allowed to talk
other people into doing the work for her.

9.  The ADPolice may not do anything right, even if they wear shades.
(See rule 5 for exceptions).

9a.  The ADPolice is allowed to do something right only when the Knight
Sabers have run out of options.

10.  If you see Quincy on the road kill him.  It's not the real Quincy,
anyway.

The real Quincy is actually the sole of a spirit sword used by a member of
the AMP in the 2020's.

11.  Any violation of the above is punishable by a stern talking to, and
possibly a change in your voice actress or actor.

11a.  AND total disappearance of your career.  ^_^


Jeanne Hedge


http://www.accsyst.com/jhedge/