Subject: Re: [FFML] [Humor] Da RulesRe: [FFML] BGC Question
From: "R. D. Beaubien" <beaubird@UVic.CA>
Date: 10/4/1997, 8:24 PM
To: Fanfic Mailing List

On Sat, 4 Oct 1997, Jeanne Hedge wrote:

At 06:06 PM 10/4/97 -0500, Ranma Al'Thor wrote:

These aren't the real Knight Sabre Rules, but they should be:

1.  Priss must always run off and break the real rules when she gets
irritated with something, but must never be punished.

1a.  On the many occassions when Priss does run off, she must have large
amounts of physical damage inflicted upon her.

1b.  On the many occassions when Priss has large amounts of physical damage
inflicted upon her, she must get up and walk away as if nothing had happened.

1c. Of all the Physical damage done to Priss in a fight, the most sever
must be caused by an innocent looking butter knife.

There has been an exception to this rule....In OAV 7 Priss took a decent
amount of Physical damage yet needed help in the end to get into Sylia's
car. In OAV 6 she took an ungodly amount of damage and was still able to
get a 2nd breath and take on Largo. Therefore the amount of damage for
Priss to be able to shrug off is porptional to the threat given by the
individiual...:)

7.  Members must never be seen to associate together, unless they feel
   like it.

7a.  However, not associating with each other also violates a rule

Well, they do get a 'Knight Sabers' discount if they go together to events
or movies...:)
 
 
9.  The ADPolice may not do anything right, even if they wear shades.
(See rule 5 for exceptions).

9a.  The ADPolice is allowed to do something right only when the Knight
Sabers have run out of options.

9b) And then it can only be a squad commanded or lead by Leon (see rule 5)
 

10.  If you see Quincy on the road kill him.  It's not the real Quincy,
anyway.

The real Quincy is actually the sole of a spirit sword used by a member of
the AMP in the 2020's.

What, I thought he was the sole of the Ginsu Cutlery Set, which was the
last infomercial on the air in 2010...(Yup, Genom had to get started in
infomercials....It's just too evil for them not to be involved...:)

11.  Any violation of the above is punishable by a stern talking to, and
possibly a change in your voice actress or actor.

11a.  AND total disappearance of your career.  ^_^

Hmm...Any words on who they're planning to cast as Priss in the new series
AIC is working on. I keep hearing Kotono-san myself, which would be a bit
of a stretch....

(Obscure Seiyuu and fanfic humour here....:)

Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien(Who still expects at least one character in the new BGC
series to having a striking resembelence to Sasami...:)
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