On Sat, 4 Oct 1997, White Wolf wrote:

Could someone send me the list of rules Sylia has for the Sabers?

Alliteration unintentional.

These aren't the real Knight Sabre Rules, but they should be:

1.  Priss must always run off and break the real rules when she gets
irritated with something, but must never be punished.

2.  There must be a shot of someone in their underwear in every episode.

3.  Macky may serve no purpose that might not equally well be served by
the Robot from Battle of the Planets.

4.  No one is allowed to pursue an ON-SCREEN relationship with a man, but
mentioning off-stage events is okay.

5.  Leon cannot succeed in anything, unless he puts on his shades.

6.  It must never be explained why Quincy dresses like a pimp.  

7.  Members must never be seen to associate together, unless they feel
    like it.

8.  Members are responsible for any damages incurred in an irresponsible
rampage breaking the other rules, unless they are Priss.

9.  The ADPolice may not do anything right, even if they wear shades.
(See rule 5 for exceptions).

10.  If you see Quincy on the road kill him.  It's not the real Quincy,
anyway.

11.  Any violation of the above is punishable by a stern talking to, and
possibly a change in your voice actress or actor.






John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
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Elhviz:  How are the chosen ones doing?
  
Baltor:  They've substantially increased the amount of money we gave
them.
  
Sandy:  How delightful.  Perhaps they can pay for funerals for everyone
when the Undeath Plague destroys all the sentient races!

--The Eternal Game, OAV 2.