Gary: Two MSTs on one chapter. Cool!

On Sat, 27 Sep 1997 10:51:02 -0400, Matt Posner
<mposner@herald.infi.net> wrote:

(THIS MST WAS PREPARED WITH THE AUTHOR'S ENDORSEMENT. NO ATTACK UPON THE
AUTHOR IS INTENDED.)

(The author nevertheless gets behind cover....)

Hiroshi: Anytime you see a disclaimer like that, watch out!

refuse her, but the situation was desperate and she needed to try.
 It had been difficult keeping in touch with Ranma over the years
 from her Amazon village.

Crow:  Dial 10 + 321.

Hiroshi: Yeah, but if Amazon Bell fails to connect your call, you become
engaged to the operator.

Daisuke: That's bad if it's a recording.

        Great-grandmother had sent her to find Ranma, to bring him to
the Nekohanten so that they could speak one last time. Why this was so
important, Shampoo did not know. But the reason didn't matter. Cologne,
eldest of the Amazon tribe, had given her a task to do;

DRM:  And she would carry out her duty without failure.

Gary: Okay, I may have overdone this point...

Daisuke: These guys are ones to talk about overdoing it, though!

Hiroshi: Yeah. Let's skip ahead...

        Shampoo returned to her sitting position.

Crow:  She SAT DOWN! Why does she has to $@#%! "return to a sitting
position?" 

Hiroshi: How about "She parked her hips on the sitting device"?

DRM:  I thought you were going to change that to "unsexy," Gary.
Crow:  Yeah, this guy here is sexless, not Akane.

Gary: Forgot.

Daisuke: This is Ranma's thoughts, you know. It's just possible he
doesn't appreciate these linguistic subtleties.

DRM:  I can find something good to say about anyone. Just try me.
Servo:  You’re sure about that? You’re sure?
DRM:  Oh, my, yes.
Servo:  OK, I got someone. I got someone. Who’s that little ninja guy?
DRM:  Satsuke? Oh, that’s easy. I can say something nice about him. He’s
easy to hit.

Hiroshi: That's Sasuke.

Gary: I can say something nice about Sasuke. He's graciously agreed not
to contaminate this series with his presence.

whole life, would be gone. Who could she turn to for the answers she
would need?

DRM: Trungpa Rinpoche.
Servo: Fibber McGee and Molly.
Crow:  Oprah Winfrey.
Gypsy (offscreen):  Richard Basehart!
DRM:  By the way, that’s "whom could she turn to."

Hiroshi (standing up): WA HA HA!! WRONG! It's "To whom could she turn!"

(Gary whups Hiroshi upside the head and he sits back down)

Daisuke: I think that's enough of this, guys.

Gary: Right. (Turns to DRM & Bots) Thanks for the comments on this
story!


Gary Kleppe
http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics