At 07:51 PM 8/8/1997 -0700, Henry J. Cobb wrote:

OK, Shamp get's to be the turtle with the sai (what's his name, Picasso?),
because she's used to fighting two handed.

Mousse get's the nunchucks, because of the chains. (Monet?)

Ryouga gets the stick. (Van Gough?)

And Ranma is the leader with the sword. (Escher?)

Let's see, the teacher-rat is Cologne, Happy or Tofu.

Is the TV reporter chick Akane, Ukyou or Nabiki?

I heard that there's a fifth turtle now, so there's:
Donatello (bo, purple)
Leonardo (katanas, blue)
Raphael (sai daggers, red)
Michaelangelo (nunckukus, yellow)
Venus de Milo (?, probably pink if they're not creative)

(I can't believe I remember this - some of the cheerleaders I knew way back
when thought TMNT was cool too so I guess I'm not the only one)