Lemon writers of the FFML, heed my call! Actually, don't heed my call and
just answer the following question, if you will. 

Even though I have no plans to write one (really!), I want to know how to
write a lemon. You may never know where it may come in handy. And besides,
lemons are the only fics that ever get read. (You are all a bunch of
sick-o's, you know that?) Does writing a lemon require intense research? Do
you need to experiment before writing? Must you be in extreme physical
shape to write a lemon? And why would you write a lemon in the first place?
Other than too gross a bunch of people out? 

Actually, the real reason why I am writing this is because I wanted to tell
all those people in Canada something. My sister is currently visiting
British Columbia, and I felt like I should warn you all. She is up there
for some running camp or something. Don't ask me why? Anyhow, if you should
happen to run into her, say hi, and then pelt her with rocks. But, what
ever you do, don't tell her I told you this.

My sister is hard to miss, cause she is constantly bitching about
something. She is short, has semi-short blond hair, skinny, stupid, usually
wears a sleeve-less tee-shirt, and answers to the name of Lindsay, Goeller,
or bitch. (All though, I wouldn't recommend calling her the last thing.
That is if you want to avoid being sent to the hospital.) Runners are known
to travel in groups. So be careful when approaching. And whatever you do,
don't give her the keys to your car!
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Dustin Goeller (Spiffy; This is ny name; WARE IT OUT!
e-mail:stinky@azstarnet.com <---- Send Flames Hear, Not To ML or Girlfriend.
Web Page:Get real! Me make a web page?  Yea, whatever...

				     	  For the two of you who can't read this,
  ---- //  -----    __---     \  /	  this is my first name written n katakana.
  |  |        /       |         /	  Why?  Cause I felt like wasting space!
  -- /       /\    -------     / 	  Maybe I should replace it with the
    /       /  \      |       /  	  kanji for bakamon.  But, I don't know
   /       /    \     |      /    	  if my mother would be too happy about
				      	  that...
				    
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
			-A Student Blooper From 'Anguished English.'
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