* Key runs good old Pine, ignores the sysadmins who are complaining about
mailbox over load, and sees a Lemon Tenchi Fanfic

All right!  Lemon Tenchi!

* Key grins, eyes gleaming with expectation....


= Quote =

Tenchi awakened as his fingertips brushed something warm and soft
pressed against his face. He opened his eyes, but still couldn't
see anything. Something was blocking his sight. Tentatively he
tried to push whatever it was away. In the meantime, his slowly-
awakening mind attempted to sort out interesting sensations
working their way up from somewhere near his waist. He discovered
that not one but *two* objects were obstructing his vision, one
resting on each eye. Vaguely rounded. Smooth. Warm, too. Firm yet
malleable at the same time. By now very urgent messages were
racing up the length of his spine and rudely demanding that his
brain grant them immediate audience. Just a second, said his
brain. I'm trying to figure out why there are two breasts on my
face, and I can only handle one thing at a time this early in the
morning.

Breasts?

=End Quote=

Bwahahahahahahahahaahh!

But it was sort of a let down...  I was expecting some lemon, but the
description in that last paragraph was enough to make me laugh for a
minute.  No one but Tenchi, even Makoto would know to panic, would
probably be somewhat calm over having two delectable, warm, soft, smooth
breasts shoved into his face...

Anyhow, how shall I say it...  "More, please?"