THis is part two of the Oz fic...once again, please read it and respond, I
really apreciate it...Thanks ever so much.

Scot
Mokona-chan
Suzaku-chan
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/5851/
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     Chibi Usa and her band of merry Senshi--
	"Hey!  Why can they be 'merry' and we are always 'gay'?  That doesn't seem
very fair," Neptune said.
	"Deal with it..." Travis said.
	"Do you guys mind!!  We'd like to finish this sometime before the turn of
the century!!" complained Kathryn.
	Anyway...the group followed the
whatever-color-the-authors-were-thinking-of-at-the-time road.  At last they
reached the magnificent city, which they had been told to go to by the
Mokonas.  Before they could reach the door, however, that strange guy that
has been following the Senshi around since the beginning of this fic decided
to come by again.
	"Green peace...."
	"Okay, that's it," Chibi Usa sighed, "he's a druglord."
	"Maybe we should go next door and report it." Jupiter said.
	"Next door?"
	"Yeah."
	Jupiter pointed towards a house that was oddly placed next door to the city.
 Oddly enough, it resembled Chibi Usa's house!
	"Mmmmpphhhhhhhh?!" questioned Ami, calmly.
	"What?!"  inquired Chibi.
		THE MOKONA WILL TRANSLATE!
	"Bu BUUU Bu  BuuuuuBU BUUBubububububububu.........bu." the Mokona said.
	"How did it get there?" Chibi translated.
	"We have ways of moving the world..." Uranus said, grinning.
	
	Suddenly, a the door creaked and slowly opened.
	"It's rather dark in there, don't you think?" Jupiter said, "I don't think
it would be such a good idea to go in...let's just forget the whole thing and
go get ice cream, okay?"
	"Come on!" Rei said, grabbing her arm.
	"But I don't wanna die!!"

	The door slammed shut.
	"Hello?" Chibi Usa called, "Is anyone home?"
	"Where is a light switch?" Rei asked.
	"You have fire, use it," Chibi said.
	"Oh yeah, like that works really well--"
	Suddenly, a loud chord from an organ is played.
	"Oh no!" the group yelled, "It's the Outer Senshi Musical Number!!!"

	<To the music of the Phantom of the Opera, Andrew Lloyd Webber, all rights
reserved>
	[lights begin to flash as loud orchestra/organ plays]
	[numerous curtains rise, finally revealing Uranus And Neptune.  Uranus is
wearing a tuxedo with a LONG cape; Neptune is in a--swimsuit...uh...wait,
SCOT! GET OVER HERE!! WHY IS NEPTUNE IN A SWIMSUIT?!?!?!?!]
	[Scot: Fashion statement of Anime.]
	[Neptune, seeing what she has on, quickly slips a flowing white evening gown
over it. Blushes...."]
	Neptune:
	The deep submerege, it ushers forth.  And with a pow'r unmatched, it hits
with force.  The inners      can't compare, with outer rule!
 UsAAAAAAAAAAAAAgi should go back to books and stay, in school.
	Uranus:
	Usagi screams again, it does annoy.  But we aren't fooled by her quite
simple ploy.  Pluto shall banish them, with her time key!  And
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the outers  rule, eternally. 
	[music gradually fades into chopsticks on an organ]	
	[Saturn gradually skips through]
	Saturn:  <to the tune of chopsticks>
	Kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill
inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill
inners, kill inners, kill inners, KILL!
	[Uranus and Neptune watch her continue to sing and skip off stage.  They
look back at each other, highly confused.  Uranus clears her throat.]
	[Uranus: <ahem> Okay...]
	Neptune:
	Those who have seen you dress, draw back in fear.
	Uranus:
	I have no mask to wear, I shed no tear.
	BOTH:
	And in this FanFic where, all sense is gone.  We BOOOOOOOOOOOOTH are stuck
to sing for Scot this STU-PID song.
	[standing on a high pedestal behind Uranus and Neptune is Pluto]
	Pluto:
	He's here, the phantom of  the FanFic, [catches herself](I mean) she's here,
the phantom of the FanFic.
	Uranus: [glaring at Pluto]
	I want the inners dead, to no avail.
	Neptune:
	Yes we'll go to the beach, I'll bring your pail.
	Uranus: [looks at Neptune like she's nuts]
	Where did that come from, fool? You are a ditz.  We'll KIIII IIIIIIIIIIILL
the inners now....
	Neptune: <interrupting> [smiling, very proud of herself]
	Your swimsuit fit?  I think, I have a Chibi complex.
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 
	[Uranus yawns]
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	[Uranus begins to tap her foot impatiently]
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	[music ends]
	[Neptune continues to hold the last note]
	[Pluto come up behind her and hits her in the head, knocking her out]
	[all but a few lights are out including Neptune's]
	[the inners and outers look at each other in silence waiting for one to say
something to the other]
	[someone coughs]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[Neptune finally comes to]
	Neptune: Oh, we're done?  Sorry...Gomen ne.  Ah...er....uhm...
	[Pluto knocks her out again]
	Uranus: [picking Neptune up and throwing her over her shoulder] Thank you.
	Pluto: Don't mention it.
	Uranus: Get some coffee?
	Pluto: 'kay.
	Neptune: [in a daze] Ooo....I feel all tingly....I think I'll go for a walk
now...oooo [passes out]
	[Uranus and Pluto glance at Neptune, then at each other. They shrug.]
	[outers walk off]

	"I think I'm going to go under the house with Zoicite.  It seems much safer
there..." Chibi whispered.
	"Let's not go to this crystal palace," Mars said, " How about that one down
the street?"
	"There are two crystal palaces on the same street?!?!" Chibi exclaimed.
	"Hey...this is Oz.  Anything's possible."
	The group then went next-door...no, the other way, not the house...to the
crystal palace down the street.
	On there way there, they saw a spinning, flipping, altogether too talented
to be normal, cat.
	"Luna?" they asked in unison, all that is except mercury who gave more of an
excited "mmphhhh."  
	"What have you done to Ami?" asked the amazing cat of much spinning talent.
	"GAGGED HER!" Travis said in a voice more powerful than a rabbit. (But less
powerful than that of a Wild Mokona.)
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	We apologize but our subtitler just overheated...uh, we will now have to
present the characters through DiC dubbing.

	"YES!" the characters screamed in sheer terror. 
	"We love DiC" mercury said very clearly, though just as clearly gagged.

	NUKU KICK!

	"All right, now we're back to normal, thanks Nuku Nuku."
	"Nyan" and she scampered off chasing a mouse with a pink bow.

	Our characters bravely battled there way to the Crystal Palace of Oz.
 Though, luna had her tail stepped on twice, and Jupiter ran away several
times after nearly being fried by one of Mars' misfires.  They at last find
themselves in front of a large vase.
	The lights go dark and a spotlight appears.  It is centered on an Eternal
Sailor Moon of death, destruction and dispair.  DDDgirl.  With her companion
in punishment, Mamoru mangler.
	"You guys sound like a wrestling team."  Chibi remarked slyly.
	"SHINE!"
	Chibi pulled out her star locket and shoved it toward the couple, however,
she was pretty clumsy and dropped it in the middle of saying, "please
rememb....woops."
	"I'm melting, no wait, my eyes are just turning black, no, just as
bad....this cameo really sucked if you  ask me...ah"
	"Oh, Usa-ko" Mamoru barely  spoke as he caressed her face lovingly.
 "Without you there is no reason for living."
	<Aside> "You can tell he had prepared that speech in advance."  Chibi
remarked.
	"Mmpphhhhhh" warned Ami.
	"Good-bye, cruel world....parting is such sweet sorrow."
	"Till it be noon or it be morrow, we know the work, get on with it, we don't
have the whole FanFic to waste on a puny little death scene, it's not like
you two were important to the plot." Chibi yelled.
	"Are they ever" said Kathryn.
	"No" answered Travis.
	"Minako is the best."  said Scot"
	"She is in a lot of those Hentai things isn't she...?" asked Kathryn.
	"No, just her voice actress, she still is by far the coolest INNER."
	"Mmpphhhh" said Ami, impatiently.

	"I will use her tiara to destroy Metallia!" proclaimed Chibi.
	"When did this get a plot?" asked Scot.
	"And it shall be the last battle."
	"Sure it will."  said Scot.
	"DIE METALLIA, SHINEYO" shouted Chibi.
	"Shine what?  Are your shoes dull or something?  What is all this shining
stuff."  said Neptune.
	"Go back to the beach."  said Travis.
	"MOON, TIARA, ACTION!!!!, I missed?"
	She let the disk of evil's bane usher forth from her hand with more power
than she had ever possessed.  Unfortunately, her aim was not quite so
inspiring.  It hit a curtain next to Metallia and cut it down, revealing
Beryl talking into a microphone and playing with a hand puppet.
	"Pay no attention to the evil conqueror behind the curtain." Beryl said.
	
	Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoicite, we hear Minako scream as a
whip lashes at the innocent people inside.
	"Love me! <whip snap> Love ME! <snap> LOVE ME! <snap>  LOVE ME DAMNIT!!!!
<snap. snap, snap, snap>
	"Since when did she act like that?" asked Kathryn
	"Since Hentai." answered Scot.

	Back at the Crystal Palace:
	"What happened to the battle between Chibi and Metallia?" asked Kathryn
	"Well, DiC got to it before we did, and therefore, there is no such thing as
Metallia." said Travis.
	So, in light of her discovery, Beryl quickly ran away and joined the horde
of Wild Mokona, never to be heard from again.  Word is that they interbreed
and there is now a species of Mokona that only say ENERGY and have spikes
growing out of them.
	Suddenly, a tall, green harried woman appeared in a burst of light,
(purple), and waved around a magic wand, (key).  With a wave of her hand, a
horde of Mokona came in and started screwing with the subtitler.  Pluto
promptly kicked one and zapped another with a burst from her wand, (key).
 The mokoana promptly ran away.  
	"Sorry, I meant for the pissed off Mokona to tell you to get the hell out of
here, but they couldn't control their inherent thoughts of distruction.  So,
now I have to tell you.  You had the power all along, and true, I could have
told you, but you know what?  It was more fun watching you suffer.  But now,
all you have to do is use your magic time key."  said Pluto.
	Chibi raised her time key and shouted, "Magic time key take me home."  A
beam of light appeared and encircled her, but quickly faded.  The room lost
it's gravity and all were quite upset.  Jupiter was very scared to say the
least.
	"Ha, more torment, isn't my job great" said a more than eager Pluto.  "You
are really quite gullible, but, even so, I'll tell you how to get out of my
miserable existence.  Second door on the right, see ya."  And in a puff of
smoke, (purple), she disappeared.
	She moved down the hall, following the more than obvious arrows until the
red carpet stopped at a door.  It had a sign on it that said, 'Not this
door'.  She quickly realized she was on the wrong side of the hall and turned
an about face, right into a door.  Though, you must give her credit, at least
it was the right door.  She opened the handle and jumped in, screaming, "I'm
here!!!!!!"
	
	The room was empty.

	"Wrong door", she mused as she stepped about to places to her right and
opened the SECOND door on the right.  In it she found a pegasus.  Helios to
be exact.  She jumped on it shouting. "Ridem' cow rabbit," and the pegasus
rode off into the sun, set.  Right into the set actually.  It knocked down a
lot of stuff too.  Looser animal.  I don't care if it's magical or not, you'd
at least think it could steer.

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	"Wake up dear, wake up...HEHEHEHEHEHEHE, uhgm, I mean, wake up!"
	"Anty Puu.  Anty Puu.  It's you Anty Puu."
	"No, SAILOR PLUTO THE WICKED, DIE CHIBI, THIS BREATH WILL BE YOUR LAST!"

	The camera pans out and show the house, screams are still heard within and
Zoicite is still under the hou...se..........ZOICITE IS STILL UNDER THE
HOUSE???!!!!!!!!!
	"CAN'T WE HAVE SOME PRIVACY?!?!?! WE DID PAY FOR THIS ROOM AFTER ALL!!!"
screamed Zoicite.
	
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Thanks for reading...

No senshi were harmed in the making of this fanfic...however, many were
fulfilled and others were battered, but mainly emotionally, except for the
lightning bolt to Jupiter's head, sorry Mako, we won't do it again, we
promise.  Later.