This is just a setup for an idea I had. I don't want to right it (I don't
think) but her'es an interesting idea when people think about crossovers
and movies.
Somewhere in Japan.
Cars with big fins are the norm women wear gloves (mostly) and
unfortunately racoon skin coats and roadsters are the rage....
Everything seems grainy and black and white but then through the magic of
authorship it comes into focus.
(Is that Queen we hear faintly in the background???)
The scene: an airplane at night (two propellers on the wings supported by
a small nylon string that can almost not be seen)
Chunks of flaming garbage as if tossed by giant hands streak by.
one hits the wing and the plane begins to burn.
"I'm sorry" the stewardess says, "but we have to abandon the plane.
The piolots will hold on as long as we can to get youy all to safety."
She begins to hand out parachutes to the passengers who hurl themselves
out of the slowly sinking craft. Some unfortunates are hit by flaming
rocks which fall from above.
Finally there is only the stewardess and two passenges left. The pilots
will still try to bring their aircraft down.
Unfortunatly thre are only 2 'chutes left.
One of the passengers speaks. "Well you guys better get goin."
"What about you?" The other passenger asks. She is an attractive young
woman -if you like them in compact dark haired athletic packages. Her long
dark hair compliments her eyes nicely and she wears just a touch of
makeup.
She wears a conservitive grey jacket and skirt and clutches at a small
purse.
"Ah, I don't need one of those things." her companion replies in a
slightly boating mannner.
The stewardess taking advantage of this converstion leaps with the other
parachute.
"And what are you going to do?" The girl askes scornfully,
"Jump out just before the plane hits the ground?"
"I'm a Martial Artist." he replies as if this is an answer.
"Oh, so what? You're going to beat the pilots up and THEN crash?"
He sighs. Obviously offering to stay is not going to work.
He grabbs the bulky parachute away from the girl and begins to put it on.
"Oh I see." she snarles "You plan on beating ME up and bailing out. Well,
Buster (a tiny joke) you've got another thing coming!"
"I'm a Martial Artist too!"
She plants her feet firmly on the floor of the aircraft and is about to
strike when things shift unexpectedly.
The girl (Young woman really) stumbles and falls towards he man who has
just tightened the final strap of the parachute.
He catches her in his arms and leaps into oblivion.
"Trust me"
As the two clear the aircraft it is struck by another falling object and
bursts into a consuming flame.
In the darknes floating above the Earth can be heard an outgaged scream
"Stop grabing me you pervert!"
Republic pictures and Takahashi studios
present:
Flash Saotome
Starring Ranma Saotome as Ranma "Flash" Saotome
Akane Tendo as Akane "Stop calling me Dale!" Arden
Dr,Tofu as "Mad Scientist" Dr. Tofu.
Kasumi Tendo as his lovely assistant.
Nabiki Tendo as Nabiki, Princess of Mongo.
Mousse as Mouuse leader of the Duckmen..er Hawkmen.
Shampoo as Shampoo, Amazon and leader of the forest people.
Kodachi Kuno as Kodach, Other Princess of Mongo (the not
nice one which can't be converted over to good even if she
sees a proffit.
Kuno Tatewaki as the Prince of Mongo, sutor to both Akane
and the pig-tailed Amazon Ranma has enslaved.
Happosai as"Happi the pantyless" Ruler and chief pervert
of Mongo.
I don't know.... give it a shot....and I might just myself if I get the
motivation.
Neil
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Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene
I met a Lady in the Meads,
Full beautiful, a faery's child,
Her hair was long, her foot was light
And her eyes were wild.
J.Keats
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Agent Of Chaos. Robyn, Duke of Amber. Unicorn Knight
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