Eiko's Dad: Sits, reading the paper.

Eiko: "Mom, Dad's got superpowers, right?  So how come he just sits
    around reading the paper?"

Eiko's Mom: "I was afraid of this dear, when I gave him immortality.  But
    you've got other things to concern you dear, now that you've
    awakened to your true heritage.  It is your destiny to defend the
    Earth..."

Eiko: "Against supervillians and aliens, right?"

Mom: "No, against the Shinma dear.  This nice gentleman will explain it
    to you."

Eiko: Screams as dark shadows close in.

Dad: Continues to read the paper.

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb
    Oh come on, the rest of you spotted this similarity too,
    but just had sense enough not to mention it, right?