Keener: Hi there, just thought we'd let you know that you have won the
"Gross Out" challenge, and without even entering. We'll make it offical
just as soon as we can get the trophy for you.

Fcasper:<in the background> Come on JD, let go of it!

Jd Farber: <in the background hysterical> NO! NO! IT'S MINE YOU
UNDERSTAND! MINE! MINE!

Keener: <sighs and hosts Massive Mallet tm> Good job and luck on your
next endeavor. <walks toward the back> Now JD, we've been through this,
the Artemis kid would have won anyway if he hadn't been such a pathetic
writer, an Akane BEAT Haggis in our blind taste test...

JD: SUPER ULTRA REALLY NEAT DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!! <Electri-kawaiis Keener
and Fcasper.  They assume standard Takahashi 'Ouch' positions.  JD feels the
top of his head.  Horns.  Yep.  He is an oni.>  I always knew I was a horny
devil!!  ;)

<Ready?  On three!!  1.......2.......3! GROAN!!!!!>

JD: You'll never defeat me!!!  I am the gross-out king!!!  I am the
greatest!!  I'm not gonna pay a lot for my muffler!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
KWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  And a whole lot of other consanantsWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

<Looks over to see the most dangerous thing in the known universe.  Very
Angry Female.  And she is looming over JD, with her battle aura glowing.>

JD: EEP!!!!  But I think I am confident enough in my own powers that I do
not need a trophy to justify myself.  So I will leave it for you.

<Puts the trophy down.  Starts to back away slowly.  Very Angry Female
strides towards JD menacingly.>

JD: EEP AGAIN!!!  <JD flies away at near-light speeds.  15 minutes after he
has departed, everyone hears:> It will be mine.  Oh yes, it will be mine.

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
Homepage <http://rvcc.raritanval.edu/~jfarber/>

Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, 'Death Talks about Life'