At 14:46 18/06/97 -0400, you wrote:

(I'd continue, but there'd be no point...top that if you can!)

Top that?  I can beat that with my eyes closed.
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Try and beat that.  It has anal sex, beastiality, necrophilia, and HAGGIS!!!
SLIMY WEEK OLD HAGGIS!!!!!

GYAAHH!! I can't believe you actually did it. Now, normally nothing affects
me much but this had me actually want to puke. A stuffed parrot!?!!
Ohhh....I feel revolted. I think I am going to swtich off now....
 

I am ready for my @bap-ing now.  Feel free to flame away.

BTW, Keener, who came up with the idea for parrots and haggis, anyway?  Was
it you?

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
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Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, 'Death Talks about Life'

MT
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