Well, here is Chapter one of Tenchi/Star Wars again...but grammer
checked...and editted for readability...
Thanks Kyone for telling me what to fix and helping me...and to all who
are waiting for Chapter two of our story...
I am TRYING to get it done...

(rumbling in the background)

Oh, oh...I better get on with this b4...
*BOOM*

(Kyone and the Magic Knights, Ranma, the Tenchi cast, and various other
people crash through Xeth's door...)

Tenchi:  Xeth, when are you going to introduce me?!
Ryoko:  (leaning on tenchi with a fuming Ayeka behind) Yeah...my tenchi
is the star, nee?
Ayeka:  GET AWAY FROM HIM RYOKO!...Xeth...please get on with the
story...and make me alot nicer than you WERE going to do....

Kyone:  Xeeh...umm..if you wouldn't mind, get on with it already...I
can't keep waiting to proof your chapters without Umi-chan getting on me
for not finishing my stories.

"Umm...welll...I will if you guys will let me...."

Ranma:  (really close to Xeth)  when will you start a Ranma fic?

"WILL EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!    OK...well now for the story...so I can sort
through all my visitors....Usual diclaimer ya'll...Tenchi and Star Wars
are registered names and copywrited series..yadda, yadda, yadda...don't
kill me.  C&C welcomed and now for the rest of you..."  Xeth walks away
with a large crowd following yelling and screaming at this poor
shapeshifting dragon..."


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	Star Wars/ Tenchi fusion
	No need for Skywalker
	Star Wars:
	Episode Pi
	A False Hope


	Long ago in a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, far, far, *gasp*,
far away, the battle between good and evil was not fought.  Instead,
insanity ruled the two warring factions.  It is a time of great peril for
innocents of that galaxy caught in the fray, not willing to choose sides.

	The insane Empire has put the populace of the galaxy under the
rule of tyranny, causing cruel and unusual leadership to spread.  The
ruler of this Galactic Empire, Ayeka, has sent her student, Darth Mihoshi
to scour the galaxy of the last bit of resistance against her rule, the
Rebel Alliance.  Darth Mihoshi is in pursuit of the plans, which once
back in Imperial hands, will insure the dark plans of the Empire
forever....
..

	Chapter 1

	A huge ship, about the size of an asteroid, slowly moves across
space, in pursuit of a smaller ship.  The huge ship, an Imperial Star
Cruiser, spots  a Rebel Alliance Star ship carrying a valuable cargo. 
The rebel ship tries to get away, but the Imperial forces are too strong.

	On board the Imperial ship, a dark clad blonde appears on the
bridge.  "I want those Rebel scum," shouts Darth Mihoshi.  "I must
retrieve those stolen plans from that ship."  Then, to herself,   "And I
must make Sasami pay for breaking our tea date.  I hate it when someone
doesn't show up for tea like they promise."  Pouting, Mihoshi walks
toward a consol to see the progress of the crew.

	On the rebel ship, two droids that look like giant floating logs,
move along a corridor through small explosions and various other
problems.  "R2-Azaka, where are you going," asks C3- Kamidake.

	"Beep, beep, beep...*bzzzt* err sorry, I have an important
meeting.  Meet me at the life pod corridor," says R2.

	"Where are you going?  This is highly irregular!"  C3-Kamidake
stops suddenly as a small explosion comes between himself and R2. When
the smoke clears, R2-Azaka is no where to be seen.  "One day that R2 unit
is going to get me into trouble."

	The Imperial Star Cruiser closes in on the rebel ship and
attaches a boarding tube to the side of its hull.  Stormtroopers line up
down the tube as Darth Mihoshi walks to its entrance.  "Come on!  Let's
get that thingy the Empress Ayeka wants to get from these rebels.  After
that...WE EAT!"
Cheers arise from the Stormtroopers as they start cutting into the rebel
ship's hull and prepare to board.  Rushing through the freshly cut hole,
the Stormtroopers   As they enter, Rebel cannon-fodder start shooting. 
Darth Mihoshi walks onto the rebel ship, oblivious to blaster fire around
her.

	"Hmm, now where would Sasami bEEK!" 

	Blaster fire hits Mihoshi's arm.  Turning to the last of the
rebel cannon-fodder in the room, Darth Mihoshi says, "Y-y-you HURT
me...*sniff*...for that, you will feel the power of the Empire!"  Mihoshi
reaches down to a small wristwatch thingamajig (yes, that is the
technical term) and hits a button.  Raising her hand, she starts
squeezing.

	"I shall make you understand the laws of this Empire!"  As
Mihoshi squeezes, Mr. J. Random stormtrooper grabs his throat, choking,
and falls over dead.  "AAAHHHH! What's wrong!?"  Mihoshi's eyes start to
water.  "I'll get it this time."  Once again, she squeezes her hand and
another stormtrooper falls dead from asphyxiation.  "I-I-I-I think it's
b-b-b-broken," screams an upset Mihoshi.  Crying, she runs off to find a
snack to sooth her tormented soul.

	Meanwhile, in a conveniently unsearched part of the ship, a young
girl with long blue ponytails from either side of her head address
R2-Azaka.  Leaning forward, she places a data-cube into the droid and is
startled by the sound of footsteps nearing.  R2-Azaka turns and starts
heading for the life pods.  Meeting with C3-Kamidake, both droids board
one of the pods, with C3 mumbling something about it being "highly
irregular."

	On the Imperial ship, a lone figure stares out of a view-port of
the ship.  Gazing at the stars, Admiral Kiyone wonders to herself, "When
I finally get rid of that bake, Mihoshi, I can have a peaceful life." 
Sighing, Kiyone turns and walks to the communications terminal and
addresses the officer on duty.  "Connect me with Lord Mihoshi."

	"Hai!"

	"MIHOSHI!," screams a very ticked of Kiyone.  The viewscreen
fills with a picture of Mihoshi's posterior sticking out of a
refrigerator.  Mihoshi, upon hearing her name, jumps and hits her head on
the refrigerator's main compartment.

	"OW!"  Spinning around while rubbing the newly formed knot on her
head and a sandwich hanging from her mouth, looks at a view screen to see
Admiral Kiyone staring back at her. "*gulp*...You shall pay for your
...your...what's that word...?"

	"Insolence?" 

	"Yeah that...You shall pay for your insolence!"  Raising her
hand, Mihoshi squeezes tightly...really concentrating on Kiyone when the
communications officer suddenly gasps and falls over dead.  "Not again!! 
WAAAAA!!!!"

	Admiral Kiyone rolls her eyes, pushes the corpse over for the
cleaning droids to pick up and tries to calm Mihoshi down.  "Mihoshi,
please stop.  You mustn't let the rebels see a weakness that can be
exploited against the Empire.  Now, since you are calming down, did you
retrieve the data- cube?"

	"Almost, we found Princess Sasami, but she doesn't have the
data-cube.  However, she has invited everyone to tea!  Won't it be great?
 We could drink tea, eat some of her DELICIOUS food, and then..."

	"MIHOSHI!  Look for the data-cube and do not allow anyone,
including yourself, have tea with the princess."

	"Ano...Hai!"

	Switching off the comm-link, an officer shouts, "Admiral! There
is a life-pod ejecting from the rebel ship!"

	"Life forms?"

	"Non Admiral.  Shall we destroy it?"

	Muttering to herself, "Only if Mihoshi is on board.  Only if
Mihoshi is on board."




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Next time:  Chapter Two

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