Subject: Re: [FFML] [spam] "Feeling a Little Hentai..?"
From: JD Farber
Date: 5/17/1997, 11:34 AM
To: otakunxs@bellsouth.net, fanfic@fanfic.com

At 04:07 AM 5/17/97 -0500, Keener wrote:
JD Farber wrote:

Keener, we have spawned a demon.  

	Ewwwwww, hey, just because I'M the one with the curse don't mean I'm
gonna carry the kid/demon to term! You can be the mommy, think Junior ;)

But I'm not the one with the Nyannichuan curse.  I've got the insanely
powerful Otaku curse.  I feel into the Twisternichuan...wait a minute.  That
means I _DO_ have a nyannichuan curse.  Oh, well.  You could at least buy me
dinner first.  Some men are sooooooooo cheap!

But to be fair, I will list all of the
anime girls that I have had naughty thoughts about, and then the anime guys
that would make me forswear women (For at least a night ;)

	I've already listed my guys but I missed a few Ginpatchi (HkkDN) Masoto
(MS) MegaPlayboy (DNA2) Ashram (RLW)

I can't believe I forgot Ashram!!!  He is soooooooo sexy.  Not as much as
Parn, but still sexy.  Now I have to add the elven wenches to the list as
well.  Deedlit and Piroess.  And I missed Gourry, Zelgadis, and Lina.

Girls: (in no particular order)

	I'll use your list for my choice as far as girls are concerned plus a
few you missed...

Ryoko (ALL TIME FAVORITE!!!) (TM!)

I mentioned her...

	BTW, does this list say bad things about me? Ayeka? BLECH!!!

What?  You don't like the leather clad dominatrix?

Now, for the guys: (Again, in no particular order)

<snip list>

	You don't find ANY of the guys in Fushi Yugi attractive? And why am I
the only one who can see what a piece Wui Fe (Chinese hunk from Gundam
Wing) is? Ewwwwww, Tenhci?

I haven't see Fushigi Yugi, but I hear that Tomahome is pretty cute.  I
think.  He _is_ from FY, right?  At any rate, Wu-fei is not a piece.  He is
nothing compared to the masculinity that is Heero and Duo.  I can get people
to back me up on this, right?  Monica?

As for Tenchi, that's just Tenchi Syndrome.  Mainly, I just like him so that
Aeka and Ryoko would get jealous.

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
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