Subject: [spam] What if YOU were in the R1/2DG???
From: Keener
Date: 5/15/1997, 12:35 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
Reply-to:
otakunxs@bellsouth.net

Andrew Huang wrote:

        Well, if I ever do qualify for the author list of the Fanfic
Drinking Game....

If Andrew Huang writes a sadfic, 10 drinks and ask him what's wrong
If Andrew Huang writes a darkfic, 20 drinks and pound him over the head
  until he returns to normal
If Andrew Huang writes a lemon, chug, and pray for thine immortal soul,
for the Day of Apocalypse is nigh upon us....
  Hey, does that mean I could precipitate Judgement on the world by
deciding to turn hentai? O_O ^_^

	So here's the question, if YOU were cool enough to be on the Ranma 1/2
FanFic Drinking Game, what would your entry be???

	If Keener says the idea's TOO sick for him and DOESN'T bring up "Logs
in Love" ...Take the bottle with you as you hide from the author who can
scare even KEENER

	If Keener actually FINISHES a fic ...a drink and a moment of silence
for all the unfinished ones (about 8)

	If Keener DOESN'T mention his three serious sucide attempts while
working on Seppuku Hokodan ...empty the bottle before beating the
IMPOSTER to death

	If Keener finishes "Logs in Love" ...give me the bottle man, you've had
enough ;) 

(I'm a naughty fanfic writer, a naughty fanfic writer!)  
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