In a message dated 97-05-11 20:51:28 EDT, you write:

<< 
 just wondering.... 
 what would you turn into if you were splashed with cold water?
 what spring would that be?
 Spring of drowned ____________?
 any answer is welcome.
 
 sorry for the spam I was just wondering.
 
  >>

Well, you see...  due to a number of reasons... if I had to choose, I would
have to say:  skunk.  <grin>  Chemicla warfare is good!!!  And you are never
far from your next meal.  (especially in my apartment... I have lots of six
legged roomies)

Of course it also has defensive abilities that would be greatly appreciated:

Ryouga:  TAUB!!!!! I have come to make your life HELL!!!

OtakuLoki:  err,  aren't you a bit late for that revenge thing?  Get lost?
 Again?

Ryouga:  <shakes head>  I DON'T CARE!!!!!  You turned me into a bath toy!!!!
 Now - know the horros of death in a helpless form!!!!  <splashes Taub, who
turns into a spotted skunk>

OtakuLoki:  Squeek

Ryouga:  <Picks up the ornery polecat>  Now, lets see what I can fold YOU
into before I kill you!!!!  <starts to fold it in half...  doesn't notice the
determined look on the animal's face, nor the position of its rear end....>

OtakuLoki:  <thought>  reaadyyyyy...   Aiiiimmm......  Fire!!!

Ryouga:  <while running off into the distance>  AAAARRRRrrrgggghhhhh!!!!

OtakuLoki:  <thought>  Damn, and I had just managed to get rid of the smell
from the last time that happened.  Oh, well..  At least the cockroaches taste
good this way.  

Iris out before the readership gets any more disgusted....


Well, you asked.  <grin>