Subject: Nope, nothing constructive here. Just SPAM!!!
From: JD Farber
Date: 5/7/1997, 11:17 PM
To: otakunxs@bellsouth.net, fanfic@fanfic.com

<snip song I don't know but I can get the Humor pretty easy>

      Now THAT'S good work. The skulls, the bodies, the bones (all Ranma's
BTW) you give it all such a glow! I don't know if it's art, but I LIKE
it!

Yes, but where does he get all those wonderful toys????

(Sorry, couldn't resist...)

Keener: Hmmmmmm, would it be SPAM if I contiued this?

FFML: (shouting loud enough to activate ALL CAPS lock) YES!

JD: But I thought that SPAM was good?  Besides, if they could touch us,
Keener, I'd of handed them a lung by now.

(And I thought that I was the only one that remembered that movie!!!)

Now, What lines from that movie would be perfect for Ranma to say....?

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
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