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       A Nasty Rumor of the Knight Sabers

       BUBBLE GUM CARD Ep. 3.1415

Actually, 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169...

(Wyrm-chan mallets him)

       "Serves you right for peeping on your own sister," Sylia allowed
herself a small grin. "Maybe dying a horrible painful death from radiation
poisoning will teach you not to be a pervert."

Might work. Instead of being a pervert, he'd be a charred turkey. :D

higher and her radiation count went past the lethal level into the Jello
Brand Instant Pudding range.

As in, there's always room for more...

Her eyes could no longer focus on the controls,
and for some strange reason she wanted to go to a disco and dance to old Bee
Gees songs.

When you get to singing Green Day songs, you know you're _really_ in trouble. :)

last time, a flash of light appeared beside her in the cabin. A little
flaming parakeet waddled up onto the console and chirped, "Well, you sure

 ^^^^^^^
Quick! Get the asbestos underwear! It's gonna rant about how it's not
getting enough birdseed!! ;)

       "You haven't heard of me? I'm the Phoenix, embodiment of the second
most powerful force in this universe, inferior only to Ken'ichi Sonoda
himself!"

(prostrates) We're not worthy!

       "Now then," Phoenix-Nene giggled, "how do you fly one of these things?"

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Yep! Perfect match for Nene!

       Priss paused from her prayer, which sounded like

<snip prayer>

to nobody in particular.

Jeez, Priss! You must be really set on living. :)

       "NAH, I'M STILL THE SAME NICE TOTALLY SANE AND NOT MEGALOMANIACAL
AND CUTE CUTE CUTE NENE!" Nene-Phoenix smiled.

<sarcasm> Suuuuure....

Phoenix-Nene: (appearing out of nowhere, or rather, in the Middle of
Nowhere :) DO I DETECT A HINT OF SARCASM?

That is what the tag said, lady.

PN: I _SAID_ THAT I'M THE SAME NICE TOTALLY SANE AND NOT MEGALOMANIACAL AND
CUTE CUTE CUTE NENE! AND TO PROVE IT, I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY!

I don't think so. HIRYUU SHOUTEN-SPAM!

(A giant spam tornado appears out of nowhere and sweeps Phoenix-Nene back
to the story)

       "Well, what now?" Priss said, disgusted.
       Sylia stepped out to the curb and shouted, "TAXI!"

:D :D :D :D

       "CHAIRMAN QUINCY!" Dark Nene shouted, floating in on her infernal
wings to the executive office of the GENOM lord. "I DEMAND YOUR ICE CREAM NOW!"
       Quincy, who had been in mid-plot with his executive hatchet woman
Madigan, paused and turned to the flaming hardsuited redhead and said, "Ah.
You make the second god to grace this office so far. I am honored."

Of course the first god didn't wipe his feet. :)

       "REALLY?" Dark Nene grinned.
       "Really," Quincy smiled. "You know, someone with your power, your
skill, your unremitting cuteness, you could do very well for yourself in

Flatterer! :)

       "KNIGHT SABRES- SANJO!" Sylia's voice cut through the tension like
something really sharp cutting something really easy to cut.

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Discribed like a descriptive prose. :)

MINE- EVEN THE MILKY WAY BARS THE CHAIRMAN HAS IN HIS DESK!"
       "uh-oh," Quincy murmured, sensing his negotiating position take a
sudden downward turn.

You go too far, woman.

       "I have no idea," Sylia shrugged. "Maybe a miracle will happen."
       Suddenly, a young woman in what appeared to be a fancy white lab
coat ran in carrying a long mallet. The black hair jumbled messily around
her face framed a set of blue tatoos whose description is so detailed and
irritating that it'll be easier for me to just say that it's Skuld, and that
she swung her mallet Bjarrnil on high and hit Dark Nene square atop the head.
       Dark Nene collapsed to the ground and promptly turned into a Bug,
who was squashed a moment later by the Goddess. "There," she said, "that
takes care of her." She checked a small note pad and muttered, "One deus ex
machina plot resolution, delivered on schedule. There!" Smiling and waving
at the Knight Sabres, she grinned, "Sorry for the trouble! Bye-bye!" and ran
back out of the office.

Boy, they deliver! :)

       "So, sir... may I have one of those candy bars?"

Of course not. It's the secret to Quincy's power!

       "Okay," Nene smiled innocently and chirped, "So, can we go get some
ice cream?"                                ^^^^^^^

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LOL!

       On cue and in perfect choreography, all the others fainted.

Oh well, it's a living. :)

Overall:

BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAA--!

*snap*

OOH! I think I broke a rib...

(A little flaming duck waddles up to him.)

Duck-Phoenix: I'd say you need some help...

(Wyrm pulls out a WAST-M7 Combat Shotgun, pumps it with an ominous
*CLACK-CLICK* and levels it at the duck.)

Duck-Phoenix: (bigsweats) *gulp* Right. I can take a hint. I'll be going now.

(Duck-Phoenix tries to make a break for it. Wyrm pumps it full of shot. He
holds it up triumphantly.)

FIRE UP THAT OVEN, MAW!! WE'RE EATIN' *GOOD* TONIGHT!!

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