<Very harsh language snipped>

Aww...  There, there...

To lose everything you had poured your heart into...I don't blame you one
bit for blowing up.  All that hard work you put into Ranma's girls, and now
nothing!  Grr! I suggest you take a whiffle bat and just start beating your
computer, yelling at your lungs, "STUPID COMPUTER! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"

I just learned that my Word for Windows has a virus on it, no thanks for a
project I'm working on for school. What's worse, none of my present software
can detect it (I had taken a disk to work, where I learned it was infected.)
I'll probably have to buy a new virus program, which I have no money for at
the moment.  So Jeff, dear Jeffrey, I can honestly feel your pain.

(LaShawn whips out a handkerchief and squashes it on Jeff's nose while
patting his shoulder...)

That's alright...let it out slow...
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    |\    Oh, Ladybird. I have heard you have to run to tend your children.
    \|    No flood can drown nor fire blacken purest longing for Ladybird.
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