Megane 6.7 wrote:

        "Greetings, members of the FFML.  My name is Megane 6.7.  It has been
brought to my attention that this person, Catkiller, has made an attack
on something we all hold dear.  While I have no problem with people
expressing their personal views, THIS person seems to lack sufficant
reason or explanation, blindly attacking Manga without a purpose.  For
this act of *hyber*-stupidity, Catkiller has been chosen "The Chicken
Cannon Target of the Moment!"  Load Cannon, Kun-Chan!

The FFML hordes go wild, their cries filled with bloodlust! Metal
Kasumis begin chanting and clashing railroad sledges together. Hundreds
of torches cast their sanguine glow over Catkiller as his tiny mind
comes to grips with the magnitude of his mistake.
 

        As Kun-Chan gleefully begins to stuff the cannon, Megane 6.7 provides a
running commentary....

        Today's ammo includes....live tenticles from La Blue Girl, rusty nails
from Gosunkugi, six jars of marmalade, Azuza...."

The FFML hordes emit a collective gasp of horror. Azusa! Kun-chan and
Megane 6.7 aren't pulling *any* punches here!

        "GERTRUDE!  GERTRUDE!!!"  Azuza happily reached for Catkiller who
immediately soiled himself and started to bawl before Kun-Chan finally
got her in the cannon.

        "....And for a festive touch, Kraft Miniature Marshmallows."

...Yayyy!!!...
 

        Kun-Chan finished stuffing the last item in the pressure cannon and
then walked over to the firing controls.  Megane 6.7 turned to the
doomed Catkiller.

<drumroll....>
 

        "And.....FIRE!!!"

        The chicken cannon discharged, unleashing it's full wrath on him.
Megane 6.7 exchanged a high-five with Kun-Chan before turning back to
face the audience once again.

        "I'd like to thank.....me for suggesting the Chicken Cannon
Target of the Moment.  I'll be sure to send myself a copy of the Royal
Canadian Air Farce Video Yearbook Volume 4.  I'd also like to thank
Kun-Chan for her participation in this sacred ceremony.  And to add that
while Catkiller may have the right to say what he wants, WE have the
right to retaliate as we see fit!

        Megane 6.7 and Kun-Chan salute.

And we salute you!

Yes, this guy Catkiller is a clown. Unfortunately, he has the right to
his own opinions, however much we might disagree with them. Hell, we
can't all agree amongst ourselves on everything that appears on this ML,
right? But let this clown-man stand warned should he take his fight to
our borders: 

In three words actually,

-George Armstrong Custer-

Jamie
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