LaShawn Taylor put finger to keyboard, and wrote:

At 03:11 PM 4/3/97 +0000, Terence Fergusson wrote:
 

This is an actual essay written by a college applicant to NYU. The
author was accepted and is now attending NYU.

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 Hilarious. Brilliant. I wonder if we can get him to write fanfics? 

                                                          dml

Hmm...actually, I wonder if you can get a fanfic out of that letter?

(LaShawn's creative gears begin turning...)

A Ranma 1/2 fanfic perhaps?  Martial Arts Origami?  The weird thing is, I can 
actually see it happening...

Anyone who's played the Infocom game "Trinity" will know what I mean.

Ciao,
                               Terence Fergusson
                            -- Student of Advanced Murphodynamics
                            -- Stranded in an Anime-free College

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"This from a man who's had less sex than a lettuce."
"Oh, har har."
"Rimmer, people who go `har har' have no sense of humour.  They just can't
think of a witty retort."
"  ...   Oh, har har."

                          -- Lister and Rimmer, Ouroboros (Series VII)
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