On Sun, 9 Feb 1997 17:22:51 -0600 (CST) RPM - acct 3/5 wrote:
: > > > mF "Young male with adult Female"
: > > > Poor Nodoka has not seen her husband for ten years. She is
: > > > even beginning to forget what sex with him was like. One night
: > > > her passion overcomes her again and she relieves herself manually
: > > > (or with the sword handle if you're into *really* weird lemons).
: > > > Just then a voice rings out and surprises her. "Could you tell me
: > > > the way to the Tendou Dojo? Or at least out of this house?"
[snip]
: "M-Mrs. S-s-saotome... a-are you trying to seduce me?"
:
: She looked into his eyes with a sultry sort of playfullness.
: "I don't know, am I trying to seduce you?"
Oh god, what have I wrought?
BTW, I actually considered writing a songfic with the title you
suggested here. I scrapped it, though, since "Mrs. Saotome"
doesn't scan and "Saotome-san" doesn't seem right.
Sebastian ("Ranko loves you more than you may know...")