I'm rereading BGZ 9, to refresh my memory before tackling the
draft of BGZ 10.  About 2/3 of the way through (a week in, in
other words), I think of this:

If the author describes someone using hair and eye color only,
   take a quarter sip.

But then I realized that even that wasn't enough.  They'd be
dead of alcohol poisoning before Part 6.

--Sean Gaffney
--:-)