On Thu, 13 Feb 1997 gaffney@iconn.net wrote:
The Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction Drinking Game
Hmm, with a 3-meg developing fanfic then you'll end up drunk! ^_^
V. 2.0
Edited by Sean Gaffney
GENERAL CATEGORIES:
If the story doesn't change the status quo at all, 1 drink
If the stories resolves a relationship, 2 drinks
Check.
If the story resolves *all* the relationships, 4 drinks
Sorry. No drinks here.
If Ranma and Akane confess their undying love, 1 drink
SPOILERS... Nah, forget it. 1 drink.
If aliens invade Nerima, 2 drinks
Do supernatural beings from a world of magic count?
If somebody's curse gets cured, 2 drinks
Well, almost everyone got cured in TFBOF...
If the curse is regained, 3 drinks
...and almost everyone regained it in TCP.
If Ranma gets permanently stuck as a female, 2 drinks
Nope. It was a Ranma-separation story.
..if Kentaro then marries him, 5 drinks
:D *laugh*
If someone's kid(s) show up, 2 drinks
Stay tuned for Lightbirds!
..if Happosai's the father...<SLAP!> sorry.
"Sorry"... Hmph.
If somebody masters a new special technique/chi-attack: 2 drinks
Nearly everyone masters *tons* of new techs.
.. If the character is someone other than Ranma, Ryouga: 3 drinks
I fare guilty of this charge.
1 drink for each appearance of the following people:
Gosunkugi
Mikado
Azusa
Cameo?
Tsubasa
Useless little plot device.
Konatsu
Akari
Hey, hey, you want to get everyone drunk?!
Herb
Er... ^_^;;;
Ranko Tendo/Saotome (*NOT* Ranma-chan)
It's kind of a mix-up. She *was* split from Ranma, but she turned out to
be his real sister.
Nodoka
Don't just drink. Chug.
3 drinks if any of the above are major parts of the story
Hmm, Ranko, Nodoka, Herb...
If Ranko is in the fic and it's not a lemon (or lemonesque),
3 drinks
Yep.
If Nodoka doesn't figure out Ranma's curse, 2 drinks
..if it turns out she wouldn't have had them commit seppuku
in the first place, 4 drinks
I think I'll go do some Drunk Style boxing... 'scuse me...
If someone dies, 1 drink
And if she dies four times in the fanfic?
If it's a suicide, 3 drinks
Welllllllll... she *knew* the technique would kill her...
If Happosai dies, 5 drinks and send the author a check
Hey, everyone! I'll kill Happy in my next 'fic! Send me cash!
If Ryouga or Ukyou go through emotional torture, 1 drink
Anyone else, 3 drinks
Um... -_-;;
CROSSOVERS (does not include cameos):
...with a video game, 5 drinks
If a character from the other series gets into a relationship
with a Ranma cast member, 2 drinks
Yep.
..if it's one-sided, 3 drinks
It's more like neither knows about it.
..if it's still going at the end of the story, 4 drinks
Yep.
..if it's not Ryouga or Ukyou, 4 drinks
Yep. Hey, calm down with those drinks...
If Ranma ends up with Akane or Ukyou: 1 drink
Yep.
If Shampoo ends up with anybody but Mousse (and vice-versa):
Raise a Toast the Author
Cheers!
If Kuno ends up with anyone: 3 drinks
Not yet.
.. and it isn't Nabiki: add 3 drinks
No, it isn't Nabiki. Hold on to that bottle.
If 'Ranko' is the featured character: 2 drinks
Hey, she's the star of my fanfics!
.. if she did not fall into SODboy: add 3 drinks
Good lord, of course not!
If she falls for Mikado: Flay the Author Alive
I'll help.
...if she falls for someone else?
<snip LEMONS 'cause I haven't written one>
6 drinks:
Soun/anybody
Poor Soun.
8 drinks, or more if you need them:
Cologne/anybody
You wouldn't need drinks. You'd need therapy.
Happosai/anybody
'scuse me while I go deliver my lunch to the toilet.
Chug, and/or shoot the writer:
Nodoka or Genma
Hey, how come? They're a married couple.
Soun/Genma (eeeeeww!)
No comments.
That annoying Ranko/Ranma/Ukyou scene in Split Personalities
Seems like we're of the same opinion. Got a pistol I can borrow? Or maybe
a Polaris missile?
If a character thinks they're pregnant, 4 drinks
..if they actually are, 5 drinks
All I can say is, stay tuned...
If Nabiki is having sex but is interrupted by rampaging
vikings bent on conquest, 4 drinks
ROTFL!
Richard Lawson
and it's in the Outward Part continuity, 5 drinks :-)
I *like* TOP. So there.
The Zephyr
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