Subject: [SPAM] Valentine's Day Test!
From: Graffiti
Date: 2/13/1997, 11:06 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

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Hey all! ^^/~  I got this @ work, from the work ml, form a user that
got it from a work ml, etc. etc. etc.

Yes, I know, it has nothing to do with anime... but maybe one of you out
there feels like incorporating this into a fic? ^^

Have fun!

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	To determine YOUR personality check the gift you'd most like to get

		1. Candy
		2. Flowers
		3. A sweet poem
		4. Sex
		5. Dinner/Dancing
		6. Waffle iron

	If you answered...
                1. CANDY
	   It means that...
         	You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional
		gifts and hopefully likes to share...
           OR you're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar
		high over everything even true love.

	If you anwered...
	         2. FLOWERS
	  It means that...
	         You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and
		 appreciate this timeless romantic gesture...
	  OR you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither
		 and die.

	If you answered...
	          3. A SWEET POEM
	  It means that...
	          You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who
		  recognizes the power and beauty of the written word...
	  OR you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a
		  cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of
		  the written word.

	If you answered...
	          4. SEX
	  It means that...
		  You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is
		  not afraid to express your sexuality with another
		  consenting adult and feel that the physical side of
		  love can be meaningful and beautiful...
          OR you're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal
		  living soley for one carnal experience after another.

	If you answered...
	          5. DINNER/DANCING
	  It means that...
        	  You enjoy the company of that special someone and the
		  romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlenight...
          OR you're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body
		  for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.

	If you answered...
                  6. WAFFLE IRON
	  It means that...
		  You're a practical person who believes those that you
		  can actually use...
          OR you have absolutely no idea of what Valentine's Day is all
		  about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual
		  fetish involving kitchen appliances.

			HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!