On Thu, 6 Feb 1997 gaffney@iconn.net wrote:

If Ranma gets permanently stuck as a female, 2 drinks
If Akane then marries him, 3 drinks
If Ukyou then marries him, 4 drinks

	If Kuno Tatewaki then marries him, 10 drinks and place a bounty on
the writer.

	If somebody masters a new special technique/chi-attack: 2 drinks
	... If the character is someone other than Ranma, Ryoga, or the
Author: 3 drinks
	... If the character is a (full-time) female: 6 drinks
	... If it is revealed that said character knew it all along: add 2
drinks
	... If Ranma or Ryoga have not already mastered the technique: add
3 drinks
	... If Ranma is unable to master or find a counter to the
technique himself: add 5 drinks and gloat vigorously 

If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on
    her sake to see, 2 drinks

	Am I to take it that Ranma 'fics have a two drink minimum?

DARKFICS/SADFICS:

If Ryouga or Ukyou go through emotional torture, 1 drink
Ranma and Akane, 2 drinks
Anyone else, 3 drinks

	If Genma gets what he deserves: 5 drinks and send the author cash 

LEMON (warning inherent):

6 drinks:
Soun/anybody
Anybody in their cursed form (except Ranma)
Ryouga/Ranma-kun
Azusa/Tsubasa
Akane/Kuno
Ukyou/Ataru Moroboshi/Lum
Hinako adult/anybody

	Tatewaki/Kodachi

Chug, and/or shoot the writer:
Nodoka or Genma/Ranma
Soun/any of his daughters
Soun/Genma (eeeeeww!)
Ranma/Ryuunosuke

  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	What is so horrible about this?
	For that matter where/when was this ever suggested?

HTG