Scott Jamison wrote:
  Maybe you can even get a lollipop."

        Ranma didn't know which was scarier, that Akane thought the offer
of candy would work, or that it actually seemed to.  He was already a lot
calmer.  "Sorry, Akane.  I didn't mean to--"

ROTFLAL

prevalent in the world, Ranma would be a girl much of the time.  That
fascinated Kasumi.  Someone to mother forever...

Yep, !997, the year of Dark Kasumi!

        "Can the intro, bokken-brain.  Let's rumble."  With that, Ranma
leapt at Kunou, who dodged.

Bokken Brain!  YES!

        "Akane, I wanna go home."
                *                       *                       *
        "I'm not your dolly!  Leamme alone!  I'm a man!  WAAH!"

"I'm a Guy"????

        In retrospect, perhaps home had been a bad idea.
        Kasumi had met them at the door, accidentally spilling lemonade
on Ranma and reversing the effect of the hot water.  She'd insisted on
stripping off his now-badly soaked outfit, and told him all his others
were in the laundry.  But as long as he was small...
        The bunny panties had been bad enough, at least in theory no one
would be seeing them, but then had come the white tights, and now Kasumi
had him halfway into a pink little-girl dress with lace kitty patterns on
it.  Pink *and* cats!?
        "I don't wanna wear a dress!  WAAAH!!  I'm a man!"

ROTFLALAL... can't stop.... LALALAL!!!

        Embarrassment warred with a desire to please Kasumi.  "Go
out...like this?"

Yes, the Dark Power of Kasumi-du!

(Note.. du is a celtic suffix for dark or black)

        He sullenly let her finish buttoning up the dress.  Then she
untied the bit of twine that held together his ponytail, and produced a
pink ribbon she tied into a big bow.

The horror. the Kawaii.. the horror!

Does Asuza make an appearance?  "Jeanette.. Jeanette.. Come to me
Jeanette!"

        Part of Kasumi's mind suggested that humiliating Ranma in this
fashion would be destructive to his already battered psyche, but her
maternal instincts told Kasumi that the sooner Ranma-chan learned to
accept her new form and behave appropriately, the better.  Perhaps if she
arranged for the water heater to be "broken" for a few days...
        "Oh my, Ranma-chan, we're going to have such fun!"

Oh God!  You're damn lucky you've done your Revenge Fic!

-- 
Barry Cadwgan ( BCADWGAN@FL.NET.AU )
"The end does not justify the means.  
 The end is the sum of the means,
 as the road travelled determines the destination." 
Valijon Starbringer (Hellflower Trilogy, Eluki bes Shahar)