Taste my four all beef patties, special
sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions of Rage on the sesame seed

bun of

Justice!!!!  SPOON!!!

(end slight silliness)

I'm sure you had your reasons for killing Ryouga, and I'm sure that

they are

good ones, but that doesn't mean that I have to like it.

<begin more silliness>

>From inside a dark cave, the voice of Ryouga is heard:
"I'm not quite dead!"

I'm getting better.
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Actually I think I'm going to pull through.

 Actually, Ryouga is coming back as a zombie. Yes, it's that horrifying
thriller

                   "NIGHT OF THE LIVING P-CHAN"


 <too silly, too silly...>

Nooooooooooooo!!!!  What have I done!!  It's a monster!!!!  It's beyond all
control!

(Ranma suddenly appears, dressed as a lumberjack)

Ranma: Don't worry, JD, I'll save you.

JD: Wait a minute.  Ranma, come here.

(Ranma walks over to JD, looking confused)

JD: Ranma, are you wearing a lumberjack uniform?

Ranma: Of course.  I like to dress like dear papa.

(JD facefaults, then a look of lust clouds his eyes.  He rips off Ranma's
shirt to show his rippling masculine upper torso....AND A PINK, FRILLY
BRA!!!  JD immediatly dumps cold water on Ranma.)

JD: SWEETO!!!!

(Suddenly, the entire male cast of Ranma 1/2 is standing around, gazing at
the now filled out bra.  Even Ryo(u)ga stops being dead for a while to
admire the sight.  Then, Akane, Ukyo, and Shampoo step forward)

AT, Sh, & UK: Get away from my fiancee!

(Akane goes over and kisses Ranma full on the lips.  It is a very deep
romantic kiss.  It has no other reason then it advances the plot.  I know, I
know.  What plot?)

Ranma: You just kissed me...Wait, here's your gum back...Anyway, you just
kissed me, and we are both girls.

Akane: Damn, guess my secret is out.  I'm a lesbian.

Shampoo: Tomboy Pervert girl lesbian?  Come see Shampoo sometime.  Shampoo
give Tomboy Pervert girl good time.

Ranma: Shampoo, does this mean that you are giving up on me?

Shampoo: What you talking, Stupid Ranma?  Male Ranma good breeding stock.
Female Ranma excellent lover.  All Amazons swing two way.  Well, except
Mousse, but think has more do with curse. (Cut to a scene of a satisfied
Mousse lying in his bed.  There is a conspicuious amount of feathers, and a
faint quacking can be heard)

(Ukyo is just sitting there looking kinda surprised.)

Ukyo: Well, how about this?  We all marry Ranchan.  Sound good to you?
(Akane and Shampoo nod.) It's settled then.  (Looks out toward the reader.)
What?  Why did you think that I dressed as a guy?

Ranma: Wait.  My female body needs a man to satisfy some of it's carnal
desires.  Hey, Ryo(u)ga!  Come here!  Want to marry me, Akane, Ukyo, and
Shampoo?  (Ryo(u)ga nods fervently)  Now it's settled.

JD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!  I have just solved all the relationships!!
That makes this an otaku fic.  That makes me eligable for a revenge fic!!!
And after what I did to them, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!  HELP!!!!

(Anyone that wants to write this revenge fic, feel free.  I must make one
request.  My name is JON, as in JONATHAN, not JOHN.  Kay?)

Ja ne!

J. D. Farber
Firm believer in the Ryoga/Ukyo match
Owner of Ryoga's Travel Agency
Member of the Order of the Cold Shower
Member OLA (Weapon: Scottish Claymore)  #%SHING%# #%SHING%#
Right hand of Sailor Jupiter
Fianna Kinfolk
X-Tatic Mage
Known to some as Arcady Sabo, House Lugosi

Dakedo Akane warau to kawaii yo.