Daddy's been so useless, ever since momma drowned in that spring.

Now he's got this crazy scheme to engage one of us off to this Ranma Saotome.

What!  He's coming back with a Panda and...

	Oh, man. This is frightening.

>From Andrew Huang, Taiwanese-American-German-Scot Harvard Student :P
Brought to you by his computer, Oddzilla
Oddzilla says, "Ryouga and Ukyou! Ukyou and Ryouga!"
http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~alhuang
Kurimoto Shiro's manager, DBTFH