Scott leans back in his chair, contented at last at having 
written a fic that would probably bring the populace of the FFML down
on his fool head.  

        "Lessee....monitor's off....check.  Windows are shut...check. 
Door is locked...check.  Kasumi the Axe Murderess is hovering just behind 
me with a whopping big axe in her hand and murder in her innocent eyes...
check...."

        Unfortunately, for Scott, he doesn't get that obligatory
'double-take' all doomed characters usually get.....

   *HACK* *SLASH* *CHOPP* *CHOKK* *MUTILATE*  *MANGLE* *HACKHACKHACK*

        *GUT* *SLICE* *CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP*