Chapter 7 part 2 Sir Myles and the Seach for the Holy Arm Bands (Quick note from the Author: ( My apologies for this part of the story. A-ko, B-ko and the rest of the Graviton ) (City gang don't apppear too often. I wrote this part so that you could skip over it if you) (want. This part focuses what happened between Superman and Wonder Woman. Some) (twenty years earlier. Again if this doesn't interest you....tough, then skip ahead or stop ) (reading the story. ) ( Your humble servant, ) ( Squirrel ) Myles sat in a cell of the Gravitron City jail, his elbows resting on his knees and his head in his hands. _All that crap about the "Luck of the Irish"...what bull..._ Myles couldn't understand how he ended up in jail. His mind began to swim, back a long way, back a half hour ago....(oh scary) Myles had broken into a sprint about twenty miles from the airport. Needless to say, it only took him about a minute to run out of breath. He collapsed onto the pavement. After a few minutes rest, he sat up. "How am I going to get to the airport? I can't well run there, that would be suicidal," Myles asked himself aloud. He turned around and found his salvation. Across the road there was a small Honda Minibike. One of those real compact jobs, with the collapsable handlebars and seats. _Who would miss such a little bike like that? Who would whine if they knew I was going to avenge the molestation of my one true love?_ With that as his reasoning, Myles adjusted the handle bars and locked the seat in place. A little playing with the ignition and he was off. The little bike that Myles "borrowed" was making great time and Myles congratulated himself on such a fine choice of bikes. When he was quickly past by a purple haired girl riding a ten speed bike with a wagon attached. In the wagon Myles could make out a young boy who was screaming "SLOW DOWN NUKU NUKU! WERE GONNA DIE!" The girl gave a sweet innocent giggle and yelled back "NUKU NUKU DO HER BEST." The fact that the bike was going over a hundred miles an hour, forced Myles over to the right into oncoming traffic. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Was all Myles said when he hit a small compact car. He went flying head over heels and was soon inbedded into a street sign that read "MERGE HERE" After that, all Myles remembered was a lot of yelling and a few gunshots. Then bang, Myles found himself in jail. "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" Myles cried out, trying to get the attention of one of the officers. Only one officer paid him any mind though and that was just some Metermaid. "THERE HAS BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!" Myles yelled. "Oh, and what mistake would that be?" the girl said. Myles just realized that this girl might be able to help him. "You wouldn't mean the fact that you were caught riding and destroying a stolen police motorcycle, driving dangerously, and failing to stop at the orders of the police. You mean those misunderstandings?" The girl's face which at first was kind but turned to one of annoyance. "Um...heh heh. You see there's this girl and....." Myles was about to tell his side of the story, when he was grabbed through the bars and pulled roughly forward. "YOU TRASHED MY BIKE! YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT!" Another girl shouted into Myles face. Her hair was a mess and the sleaves of her uniform were rolled up to her shoulders. "Natsumi, c'mon you've got to get a handle on yourself." The first girl said, as she tried to pry her partner's hand off of Myles. "No! I will not get a handle on things, Miyuki. I loved that bike. And I HEREBY RENDER JUDGEMENT!!" Natsumi slammed her fist into Myles face where it left a nice and neat mark. Myles slumped to the ground. Miyuki grabbed Natsumi by her arm and dragged her away from the cell. "Are you nuts? We're lucky he didn't remember the fact that you took a couple of shots at him while he was unconcious. Now he could press police brutality charges, you could be fired." The realization of what just transpired finally occured to Natsumi. "I...could get fired? What are we gonna do?" She became a little emotional. "Don't worry about it I think I've got it covered." Miyuki said as she turned to look around. _There she is._ "Hey Aoi, could you come over here for a minute I've got a favor to ask you." A third girl joined the first two and then noticed the body of the unconscious young man in the cell. "What do you need?" She asked meekly. Miyuki, Natsumi and Aoi huddled around Myles and whispered secretly to each other. Several hours later..... "Hmm?" Myles muttered, as he woke up from his forced nap. He began to rub his jaw in a vain attempt to get the pain to go away. It didn't work. "Are you alright?" a voice asked from behind him. Myles turned to see the two officers he had met before and a third girl who was blushing heavily and trying to finish buttoning up her blouse. "Get away from me ye bitches from hell." Myles cursed his Irish accent pushing heavily on his Japanese. "I'm going to have ye brought up on assault charges. And have ye fired." "Oooo...This one is turning out nice." Natsumi said from behind Miyuki, holding up a polaroid photo to the third girl. "Don't you think, Aoi?" Aoi glanced at the photo then turned her head away as her face turned crimson. "What's she talking about?" Myles asked. As he began to stand he felt a rather unexpected draft. Looking down he saw that his pants had been removed and his underwear were around his ankles. Myles was in shock until he saw a flash and heard the whirl of film. "EGAD, what do ye think yuir doin'?" Myles turned away and pulled up his underwear. Again he saw a flash and heard the film. "Now cut that out!" Myles yelled. "Okay here's the deal, you don't press charges and you get the pictures." Natsumi said. She held one of the pictures to Myles. He snatched it up greedily. _This doesn't look so bad. Ye can't really see any thing going on...just me and that girl...wait somethin's not right._ Myles held the picture to the light and began to count body parts. "One....Two....?....TWO??? AAAAHHH!" Myles said as he dropped the picture and clung to the bars. His face was full of terror. _It didn't mean anything. I was out cold. I had no control over the situation._ "Can I go home now?" Myles asked, weakly. The smile that was on Miyuki and Natsumi was shaked. "You're trying to bargain with us? You're dumber than you look." She held up about a dozen or so photos to Myles. She was about to reinforce her threats, when Aoi spoke up. "Um...guys, I couldn't get in trouble for what I just did, could I?" Aoi said with her/his hand held up to her mouth. Tears began to fill her/his eyes. Myles caught that and jumped down from the bars. "HA! Now it appears we have a stalemate. If you give me the photos, I could use them against yuir friend. If you keep them they're useless because they would get your friend fired. Now if you give them to me and you let me leave, I will burn them and you will never hear from me again." Myles leaned back, feeling somewhat smug. "You guys' said if I let you take pictures you would get me a date with Rodger from stripsearch." Aoi said as she began to stammer. "J-just give him the pictures, okay?" "But Aoi, he wrecked my bike. He can't get away with that." Natsumi said as she turned towards Aoi. Miyuki grabbed the pictures from Natsumi and gave them to Myles. "Thank ye." Myles said politely. He then bowed and snatched Natsumi's hand and gave it a light kiss. "May we never meet again." And Myles ran out the door of the Police station. Myles looked at the picture that where taken of him and Aoi. _Tis a good thing I got all of these._ Myles reached for his lighter and set the pictures aflame. Before the flame burned out someone shoved a piece of paper in his face. "Excuse me, but setting fire to garbage is against the law. Either you pay a fine, or spend the night in jail." The voice belonged to a tall man with sunglasses on. Myles didn't want to go back in the station with those women were but if he payed the fine he couldn't get a ticket for Metropolis. _Oh A-ko, how I've failed ye. I must postpone my quest for such a meager offense. I can only hope ye understand, me love. The hells I am going through for ye._ With that thought, Myles held out his hands to the officer. Who, in turn, escorted Myles to a cell and left him there. The officer was tempted to call the Mental Health Deptartment when the young man started to mumble on about going to "avenge the tainting of his flower" but, he decided it would be best to get him out of here as quickly as possible. The next morning... Myles bolted once the door to the cell had been opened. Again, he was winded in a minute and he again got up and saw his salvation. Someone left a bike unchained. Myles pondered for a moment and scratched his head. He looked back at the station _I think it would be safer if'n I just walked._ ****** Back at the Girls' Dorm... A-ko sat curled up, under her covers when her alarm clock sounded off. A-ko instintively raised her arm to stop the ringing. Her bed was then showered by debris from the ceiling. A-ko turned her head and focused on the ceiling. The wave of her hand had generated enough force to leave a heavy indentation in the ceiling. "Shit...C-ko? Where are you?" A-ko said with a weiry look on her face. She had spent the entire day yesterday in bed trying to get a hold of her parents, but couldn't get through. A-ko rolled over in her bed and felt skin against her leg. A-ko turned to see C-ko curled up next to her. Rather than jumping out of bed, like she had in the past, A-ko lay still, looking at C-ko. She wasn't surprised to see C-ko this morning. Throughout the day, A-ko had needed help with certain things that she couldn't do due to her unchecked strength. A-ko thought of all that C-ko had done. Brushing her hair, dailing the vidphone. A-ko blushed at the memory when she had to go to the bathroom. She couldn't move so C-ko had held a bottle for her. _C-ko seemed to enjoy that too much for my tastes,_ A-ko thought, _C-ko you had better have clothes on this time._ A-ko remembered some of the lessons her father had taught her. He had shown her differant ways to use her strength. A-ko gently drew in a breath and breathed out while aiming it down at her blanket. Quickly, it was full of air and blown off the bed. A-ko looked down at her friend. A-ko had expected her to be naked, but to her surprise, C-ko was fully clothed and sleeping with a cute smile on her face. _Awww. She looks so happy. How could I tell her about Kei? How would she react?_ A-ko thought back to the other night at the frat house. How Kei had used her. A-ko's face turned pale and she felt like she was going to be sick. _Oh God, If I got morning sickness, then I must be pregnant! Shit!_ A-ko quitely started to speak toward her sleeping room mate. "C-ko, you better get up, I don't feel well. C-ko get up. Please, I'm gonna hurl." A-ko gently brought her hand up to her mouth as if to contain the vomit. She couldn't wait anymore. *WREATCH!!!!* "Oh God..." A-ko looked at the mess she had caused. She felt bad, not that her sheets were ruined, but that her friend would now wake up and see what she had done. _And after she was so nice to me, too._ A-ko didn't have time to think about cleaning the mess up. C-ko was beginning to wake up. "...Huh?...A-ko, you look bad...what's that smell?" C-ko looked around until she saw the small pile of vomit on the bed. "A-ko...you....you....YOU'RE SO MEAN!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "What did I do?" A-ko said with an exausted look. "You don't like my cooking so much, you made a belly mess without even eating any. YOU'RE SO MEAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" C-ko said as she began to flood the room with tears. "Hey, it's not like it's my fault or anything. It's morning sickness. *I* should be the one crying." A-ko said as her eyes widened. "Why should you be crying?" C-ko said as she stopped crying so she could ask the question. (It's kind of hard for her to do two things at once, ya know.) "Well...I think...I might be...pregnant..." A-ko closed her eyes tight as she expected a scream to come from C-ko. When one didn't come she opened her eyes and saw C-ko leaving with a blank expression. She quietly put on her coat and left the room. "...C-ko..." A-ko stated. Outside the dorm room. "YAHOO!! A-KO AND C-KO HAVING A BABYYYYYY!!!!" C-ko shouted at the top of her lungs as she began to skip around the campus spreading the news. Graviton City Airport.... _Ye have finally made it, Myles me boy._ Myles stood at the main enterance and sighed a deep sigh of relief. He was rather lucky that the Airport was only a few blocks away from the Police station. _Myles yuir luck seems ta be changin'_ Myles walked into the airport with his head held high. It sunk down low once he heard a female voice call over the airports PA system..... "Flight 278 to Metropolis departing in one minute at gate 67e." Myles looked up to see where gate 67e was. His mouth opened wide when he saw that it was on the other side of the airport. "RIGHT! MYLES SUPER FLASH!" Myles shouted and started to run until he ran into a crystal clear window. He fell backward and into a pile of laugage. "Get away from my bags you...you...feckless HOOLAGAN!" (did I just write that?!?!) a woman said while hitting Myles across his head. Myles glared at the woman through his glasses. The woman stopped striking Myles as his face became red with anger. "WHY YE OLD BAG I'll---" Myles was cut short when the woman began to hit him again. "HELP! FIRE! RAPE! STOP! NOISE POLICE! CITIZEN'S ARREST!" Myles tried everything he knew of to stop the woman. He then did what he never would have thought of... "...Gomen nasai..." Myles said as he bowed deeply before the woman. "My, what a nice young man. Do you have a girlfriend? You see, I have this daughter and you would be perfect for her," the woman beamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Myles began to run again. This time the glass didn't stop him though. *CRASH!* After 66 gates, Myles finally made it to his destination. He was about to jump past the flight attendant when she shot out her arm and said, "May I have your ticket please?" "..." Was Myles' verbal reply. But in his mind there were so many expletives racing around he couldn't even think of why he hadn't bought one. He turned around and ran back to the main lobby of the airport. With his trusty credit card, he bought a ticket and rushed back to Gate67e. Utterly exhausted, Myles held his ticket up to the woman. "Oh, sir, haven't you heard? The plane was destoyed." The woman said with tears in her eyes. "B-but how? It was fine jus' a moment ago." Myles asked as a cloud appeared over Myles' head. "Oh, it was terrible, sir. There was a fight on the runway. Some woman in a Earth Defence Force interceptor crashed on the runway. She then got up and started to thrash the runway. She made it up to the plane and kicked it into Gate 68a." The woman said as she motioned to her left out the window. All Myles could see was what looked like a warzone. "So what about me ticket?" Myles asked as he was getting frustrated. "Oh, don't worry sir, your ticket will be good for the next flight out. Please wait at Gate 32a and we'll try to take good care of you." the woman said in a sweet tone that made Myles wince. "Fine..." Myles said as he made his way toward the gate. After finally reaching the gate, Myles slumped down into one of the seats. He leaned his head back when he was grabbed by the collar of his shirt and lifted up into the air. "WHERE IS FURINKAN HIGH SCHOOL?!?" A young man said as he made a fist and drew back. "Who wants to know?" Myles asked. He folded his arms in defiance of the young man. "Don't toy with me! I've gone through hell! And you won't stand in my way." the man yelled. "Hell? What do ye know aboot hell? I'll tell ye aboot hell. It took me a day to get here, I was arrested, not once, but twice, and I was almost blackmailed by a police officer who had pictures of me and some guy dressed like a chick! Don't tell me aboot hell! Been therre, doon thaat." Myles glared at the guy still holding him in the air. "Umm...sorry...sorry...umm...sorry.." The guy let Myles fall and then started to walk away. He immediatly turned and walked into a closet next to a regestration desk. Myles looked on, then sat down, leaning back every now and then, he would glance at the closet. After about an hour, the young man stepped out and raised his hand into the air. "RANMA, YOU WILL DIE THIS DAY! I SWEAR IT!" He then walked toward one of the gates. "The rescheduled flight for Metropolis will be departing in 15 minutes at Gate32c." _Thank ye God!_ Myles thought. It took the jet liner three hours to make it to Metropolis. (It's the future, jets are lots faster! Really!) Myles had never been to America and was somewhat excited. Though he never lost touch at what his purpose was; To kill Superman. Myles stepped out of the airport and shouted out for cab. In japanese.... After about an hour of this, Myles finally realized what he was doing. "[TAXI!!!]" Quickly, a clean, yellow cab pulled up and as Myles reached for the door, the cab was slammed forward by a dented peice of shit rusted cab. "[Get in.]" said the Cabby with a forceful voice. Myles looked into the cab and saw that the man looked like some convict who had just broken out of prison. Myles did what he said... Once the car got rolling, the man looked back towards Myles and asked , "[You ever kill a man?]" Myles sank in his seat full of terror. Outside the Dailey Planet..... Myles was pushed out the cab which brought much unwanted attention to himself. His shirt was ruffled and his underwear was pulled up over his head. Myles turned toward the fleeing taxi and shouted out several...colorful metaphors. Once he had fixed his appearance, somewhat. Myles made his way into the building. _'Tis a good thing that brut said he knew how to reach Superman. "[Talk to Lois Lane, dat crazy broad knows 'im.]", that's what he said._ Myles turned towards the informations desk. "[Do ye know where I might find a reporter by the name of Lois Lane?]" Myles said. The receptionist pointed to a board behind her and resumed painting her nails. Once Myles found her name, he took the elevator to the fifthteenth floor. As the door opened, what was once a annoyingly gentle Barry Manalow tune turned into a annoying bustle of noise as everyone in the room was speaking at the same time. Myles stood around like an idiot for awhile before he could gather enough nerve to ask about Miss Lane. "[Excuse me...Excuse me...Pardon me...]" Myles asked everyone that passed him. _Enough of this crap._ Myles jumped up on one of the desks and began to scream his head off. The room only quieted down slightly. Myles jumped down and grabbed one man who was cleaning a camera. "[Where might I find a Miss Lois Lane? And please be quick about it, I'm losing me patience.]" Myles asked the man. "[Lois...haven't seen her in days. She's probably at the bar down the corner. And if you don't let go of me I'll be forced to call security,]" the young man stated planely. "[Oh I'd like to see ya try that one on ....]" Outside the Daily Planet.... The front door opened and a lone figure was flung out into the street. "Shit!" Myles yelped when he hit the pavement. Myles quickly scooted out of the street, saving himself from being smashed by a car. "[Touchy, touchy. Now where is this bar?]" Myles stood up and began to look around. Down the block was a run down old building. It's neon sign was the only thing that made it look like it wasn't condemed. "[Looks like a place where the likes of Superman would stay.]" Once Myles opened the bar door he saw two things...one that the bar's patrons were cowering in one corner while, two, a woman wearing a once nice buisness suit was the only one sitting at the bar. "[Ahem...Which one of you is Lois Lane?]" Myles waited for an answer. Finally, the woman at the bar waved Myles to the seat next to her. "[Whad'ya wan'?]" Lois Lane slurred, clutching a bottle. She turned to stare at Myles. "[You come to see what a real reporter looks like?]" Myles pulled back at the smell of her breath. "[Uh...No I've come looking fer Superman I...]" Myles began but was stopped when he was struck by the bottle Lois had been holding. "[What you want with that lowlife? He left me, ya know? I gave him my heart and he pissed on it. I bet he ran off with that flousy, Wonder Bra, er something]" Lois began to sob openly in a drunken fit and the bartender gave her another bottle. "[Nice goin', ya dick! We almost had her calmed down until you came in.]" The bartender said as he scolded Myles, who wasn't worse for wear. The bottle struck his glasses and left Myles only covered in whiskey. "[What did I say?]" "[You brought...him up.]" "[I don't follow...]" Myles stated. "[Shit, about 20 years ago, some meteor was about to crash into the earth. It was back in 1999, I think. Well, ya see, all the superheroes flew to stop the thing. Well, all they could do was divert it away from the United States. It ended up hitting somewhere in Japan. Well, Supes and the rest got pretty banged up. A few heroes died, a couple of them disappeared. Namely Supes and Wonder Woman...]" The bartender received a hateful stare from Lois. "[...I mean that low-down, Superwuse and Wonder Slut...]" Lois went back to resting her head on the bar. The bartender waved Myles over to the other end of the bar. "[She thinks that the two ran off together. I think they bit the big one, if ya know what I mean.]" Myles stood back, tired from listening to the old man's story. "[So, what yer saying is that Superman and WonderWoman are shacked up in Japan somewhere?]" Myles was struck upside the head with another bottle. "[Would ye stop doing that?]" Myles stood up and was about to leave when Lois started to speak. "[Superman use to call himself Clark Kent. Kick the bastard's ass in for me, kid. And make sure you tell him that I still love him.]" Myles fell to the ground at the contradiction, but quickly readied himself and raced toward the airport. Downtown Graviton City..... _Hmmmm, these humans are strange creatures. It would be best if I cut the site seeing and find the Princess._ Liza stepped off the curb in front of the Mod Burger. Her long blonde hair blowing slightly in the breeze. _The Princess was here. Long ago, but she was here._ Liza turned to walk down the sidewalk. Men all around her turned their heads to catch a glimpse of the Amazon. _Why do they all watch me so. I am wearing the necessary attire for this planet._ Liza looked down at her body. Once she had landed on earth, she had to acquire something that stood out less than her military uniform. She had found a shop that specialized in selling clothes and had taken what she thought was appropriate. Her body was barely held in by the black teddy she wore, and the short skirt she found restricted her movements less than the leather pants she had tried on. The undergarments the salesman asked her to wear also proved too hindering. So she did away with them. Nevermind, she hadn't any money. The store was all to happy to grant her with the necessary clothes once she had crushed one of the customer's skulls between her legs. Across the street, a man called out for something. A yellow vehicle stopped and took him away. _Hmm, a crude form of mass transit. That might prove helpful in locating the princess._ Liza raised her hand in the air and called out, "TAXI!" several yellow cabs slammed into one another trying to get to the gorgeous woman. _What is with these human males?_ Liza got into the least banged up car and started to pull away. "Where would you like me to be taking you?" The man said sporting a wicked turben. The man glanced into the rear veiw mirror. First at Liza's enormous breasts then down to her legs then finally up to look into her deep grey eyes. _Not bad._ The man thought. "Take me to my Princess," Liza said as she watched the other cab drivers get out of there cars and start to argue with one another. Much to the dismay of the other drivers on the street. Liza turned toward the driver only to see him ignoring her as he adjusted his mirror to look up her skirt. "You insolent....." Liza grabbed the seat of the driver and hurled it along with him through the roof of the cab. Liza leaned forward and grabbed hold of the steering wheel. _This is a lot more difficult than a shuttle craft._ As she tried to use one of the pedels on the floor. The cab stopped to a skreeching halt. As she tried the next pedal the cab jerked forward and slammed into another car. _Grrrrr...._ Liza punched the door off the cab and stepped out. As she walked away the man in the car she had just hit call out.. "Hey, ya dumb broad. What the hell do you think your doing.?" The man climbed out of his car. Liza turned and gave the man a half smile. As she did, she reached for a telephone pole..... *WHAM!*WHAM!*WHAM!* Liza walked away, quite happy with herself that she didn't overreact. She was trying to be inconspicuous. ********* Myles stood in front of Gravitron's Daily Planet. His clothes ruffled from sleeping on the airplane back from America. _He's got to be here. If'n what Lois Lane said was true, Clark Kent was a reporter. And if he lived in Gravitron, then he must work for the citiy's largest newspaper._ Myles opened the door to the building and was blasted buy the same atmosphere that he had heard at the Daily Planet. Myles walked to the receptionest and slammed his fist down. "[Where is Clark Kent?]" Myles yelled. The woman looked at Myles with a broad smile. She shook her head and then went back to typing. Myles jumped up onto the desk and shouted agian. "[WHERE IS CLARK KENT? I KNOW HE'S HERE. NOW TELL ME!]" Myles looked down at the woman who just gave him another smile shook her head again and went back to typing. _What's wrong with this woman?_ Myles began to jump up and down on the desk. "[I KNOW THAT SUPERMAN IS HERE! AND I KNOW CLARK KENT IS SUPERMAN SO TELL ME WHERE HE...]" Myles was interrupted when he was snatched up with lighting speed. The next thing he knew, he was hanging by his feet over the edge the roof. "[Where the hell am I?]" Myles asked as his head swam from his quick journey. Myles then realized that he was speaking in English and that was why the woman hadn't understood him. "You seem to have me at a disadvantage, young man." Myles looked down at the man holding him by his feet. The man looked normal, but his grip felt like steel and his arm flexed with a huge muscle. "Now, are you going to tell me who you are, or should I drop you and be rid of you all together?" Myles began to struggle. He threw as many punches as he could at the man holding him. It proved rather useless. "No, this can't happen. A-ko, I've failed ye, me love. Yer molester shall go unpunished. What kind of world do we live in, where the perverted go running around unchecked?" Myles cried out to nobody in particular. Superman spun Myles around and was holding him by his shoulders. "How do you know my daughter? And how did you find me?" Superman said, with a questioning look across his face. He gently shook Myles. "Stop that or I'll puke all over you, I swear." Myles' threat wasn't a shallow one. The airplane food wasn't half as good as he had hoped. Superman set Myles down hard on the roof. "You had better answer me. If you so much as hurt one hair on my daughters' head, I'll fry you where you stand." Superman's eyes glowed breifly. Myles stood up and fixed his glasses. "First, you tell me what ye've done to me love and how ye can live with yerself?" Myles struck a dramatic pose. His fists clenched legs parted. "Now answer, or so help me...." "Love? Who are you?" "Daughter?" Both men stood there looking at each other. Each one had a strange look in their eyes as the whole series of events began to unfold before their eyes. Myles' mouth opened first, but it was Superman who broke the silence. "You're...my daughter's...boyfriend?" Superman stood back. Tears rolling from his eyes. "SON! IT'S SO WONDERFUL TO MEET THE YOUNG MAN WHO STOLE MY LITTLE A-KOS' HEART!" Superman reached and grabbed Myles in an embrace. "And you're...her father? But what about you molesting her? She said you tramatized her when she was but a wee lass." Myles stood there as all the air was forced out of his lungs. "Come'on son. I'll take you home to meet A-ko's mother. She'll be so happy to hear about A-ko!" Before Myles could protest he was swept into the sky as Superman leap into the air. "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" ******* Magami residence..... "And here's a picture of her when she was three." Myles was staring blankly now at the pictures before him. _She's so...so kawaii..._ Her skin looks so soft and sweet. I be falling in love all over again._ Myles reached up and wiped a tear from his eye. Diana and Clark sat back in the couch. They were on either side of Myles and were pointing out all the pictres with A-ko in them. "We have never been able to show any of these pictures to anyone before. We're so happy A-ko shared our secret with you" Diana said. "Well she really didn't tell me ma'am. It was kind of a misunderstanding. You see I...." Myles began to stammer when he was cut off by Mrs. Magami. "Don't you call me 'ma'am'. Your practicly family. Please call me 'Diana' or maybe you had better start calling me 'Mom'." Diana giggled as she slipped her arm inside Myles. "I think that would be a bit premature but, alright...Mom." Myles had to giggle too, in spite of himself. He went off to find Superman, and kill him, and now they were swapping stories with each other. "Um, Mom...Dad...you wouldn't mind telling me how you met each other?" Myles asked, genuine curiosity covering his face. "Well..." Clark began.until he was cut off by his lovely brown haired wife. She cast a quick stare at Clark which caused him to sink into his seat, ever so slightly. "Well, we got married about twenty years ago. Though we knew each other long before then. You see, when the meteor hit in 1999. Clark and I were hurt rather badly. He had lost some of his powers. And I was pretty banged up myself. We both decided we needed some time away from our respective homes so that we might recover. You never know when an arch enemy will strike. They usually attack when your at your weakest...you should remember that." Diana shook Myles' arm lovingly. "Anyway, Clark and I figured that it would be in each of our best interest if we stayed with each other. We never knew we had so much in common." Diana had to hold back telling Myles about the nights they had spent together. Her tying Clark up with her lasso and making him tell the truth. _If the other Amazons knew how I was using our sacred treasure they would have killed me on the spot._ Diana continued with the story, "Well, soon we fell in love, I died my hair to brown and we got married." "But why did you change your name? I thought Kent was a fine a name as any?" Myles queried. He placed his hand on Diana's and gave a little squeeze. "Well, we had to keep our identities a secret, so we used the name 'Magami'. It just sort of came to us one night. It would seem rather strange that Clark Kent and Diana Prince disappeared at the same time Superman and Wonder Woman did." Clark said he quickly turned away from his wife's gaze Myles began to nod at everything they said. "I bet you mean you had to hide from Lois Lane, eh?" Myles said as he jabbed his elbow into Clark's steel ribs. "Ahem...well, yes, that was one of the reasons. Now after we got married, we soon had A-ko and well, I'm sure you know the rest. Being A-ko's boyfriend and all." Diana concluded her tale with a sigh. "There is one thing you haven't explained. Why don't you fight crime anymore? I mean you two used to do such good." Myles asked as he brought his hand up to his glasses to brush a strand of hair away. "Well...you see when Clark and I first...ahem...consimated our relationship, I lost my superpowers. No more super reflexes or super strength. Now, I'm still in good shape, but everything that was Wonder Woman disappeared when Clark and I...did the dirty deed." Diana slapped Myles' leg as they began to laugh. Everyone began to blush. Myles turned to Clark and asked, "Dad, you don't look like you lost your powers. What happened to you?" Clark straightened up when he heard his name and smiled at Myles when he heard him call him "Dad". "Well, it took me a while to recover, you see. And none too soon, you see once A-ko was born, I needed all my strength so that I might pay for the property damage. That girl goes through streets like they were toilet paper." Clark looked at his wife for an approving look. He got one but only for and instant. "Ah, I see. Well, I must be going now. I've already missed two days worth of classes to meet with you." Myles began to sit up when a thought accured to him. "Um...A-ko came home a couple of days ago. She seemed to be in quite a state. She had said that her armbands were broken and she was going to try to reach you. Did she ever get through?" Both Diana and Clark blushed. They had the phone off the hook so they wouldn't be interrupted during their..."playtime." "I'll go and get her spare pair." Clark said. He walked up to his daughter's room and rummaged through her closet until he came upon the familiar lead box. He carried it down stairs and handed it to Myles. "Your very thoughtful. Without her bands, A-ko can barely move." "Our A-ko is really lucky to have found herself a man such as you away from home." Diana leaned over and gave Myles a peek on the cheek. "Oh, but how will you get back to the school.? Clark could fly you." Myles waved his hands in front of him and shook his head no, "I've had enough of flying fer one week." "Here then, take this." Myles raised his hand and caught a pair of keys. "Just bring it back in one peice." "Yessir!" Myles said as he ran to the Magami family car ******* Outside the girls dorm. Several hundred meters away...... "Are you sure this is the right thing to do?" asked Ume. Her forehead sweating at the thought of what they were about to do. "Hey, I don't want to spend the next month in her 'Hall of Punishments', do you?" Asa asked the other girls around her. Each girl shook her head violently. Asa touched the key pad to the portable computer and sent the fax to their mistress. They waited for a few minutes. "Do you think she got it?" Ine asked. Her question was quickly answered by a barage of missles streaming her way. "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" ******** Inside B-ko's penthouse dorm room. "You will die for this, A-ko! First, you keep C-ko away from me! And now...and now you have slept with that wretch Kei. You dare cheat on C-ko? You shall die, A-ko, but not before I prove to C-ko just what kind of slut you really are! Oh yes, You will cry out A-ko! You will cry out with a thousand agonies as your womanhood is violated from within." B-ko cried out her fist raised to the ceiling. All around her the penthouse that was once her room was filled with holes and craters. Suddenly, B-ko broke out into a series of horrifiying cackles. (insert B-kos' patented Laugh here please : All right reserved) End chapter 7 by Micheal Coughlan (Bonaparte@mindspring.com) (back to you Greg) <...I don't like you...>