Sometimes, right when I wake up, my mind gets goofy.  It's at this 
time that I come up with ideas so silly, they wouldn't even occur to 
me if I was fully-conscious.  Like this one:

<SNIPPED, for our sanity>

Either I'm a creative genius or I need medical attention.  :-)

------RM

Hey, it's not any worse then the one that I got.

"Dr. Tofu, this is Cologne.  Female.  Age: 300+ years.  She is hell bent on
her great-granddaughter, Shampoo, marrying Ranma Saotome.  This is Ukyo
Kuonji.  Female.  Age: 16.  She too is hell bent on marrying Ranma Saotome.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get Ranma married to
Akane Tendo, convince Shampoo that Moouse is the man for her, manage to pair
Ukyo with Ryoga, and either kill or incapacitate Colonge.  Your team is as
follows.  Nabiki Tendo, stratagy specialist.  Tsubasa Kurenai, master of
disguises.  Tenchi Masaki and Mamoru Kusinagi, combat specialists.
Remember, if you or any of your IM Force are killed or captured, all
knowledge of you will be disavowed.  Good luck, Tofu.  This tape will
self-destruct in 5 seconds."

SEE!!!!  I'm cursed!!  Spring of Drowned Bad Fanfiction Author!!!!!

Ja ne, and Merry X-Mas!!!

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