Here's my second-ever Ranma 1/2 song-spoof. Enjoy.

RANMA 1/2: VOW
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  A fanspoof of Garbage's 'VOW'
    by O'Malley
  C&C to <omalley@scifianime.com>
  (I'm not subbed to FFML, so don't post C&C there.)
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The night is black, like my rose...
And her life, as it comes to a close...
I beat them up, so they went to her door
The bunch of fools, they'll be back for more

She'll wish she'd died
She'll wish she'd died
I'll make her die...

I came to beat you up, I came to knock you down
I came around to rip your little limbs apart
I came to shake you up, I came to scare you down
I came around to bust your little head apart
...And break your will apart

[guitar]

Oh the petals swirling around her room
Then on the roof in the midnight gloom
The pig flies by like a bullet of lead
Then the kettle, crashing into my head

I nearly died
I nearly died
I could have died...

He came to pick me up, he came to set me down
He came around and walked into my little heart
He came to mess me up, he came to break me down
He came around to tear my little life apart
...And then he won my heart

[guitar]

I nearly died
She's gonna die
I'll make her die...

I came to work you up, I came to throw you down
I came around to tear your little lives apart
I came to knock you up, I came to shake you down
I came around to tear your little lives apart
...And warp your mind, to start.

[guitar]
[cue Kodachi laughing: "OHOHOHOHOHO!!"]

[Kodachi continues to laugh insanely until near the end
 of the song, and starts gasping weird stuff about her 
 Ranma-sama (at the time when it starts going 'I can't stop
 when it comes to you' in the real song).]

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i can't change what i am
right now
but i'll be fine
in the next life
(i mother earth)
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omalley@scifianime.com [Bryan O'Malley]