At 10:58 AM 11/25/96 -0500, you wrote:
Re:
Someone. Please.
Okay! c&c mode ON!
"Try that and I'll tell them the idea I had for a love scene with
you and Happousai!", Biles said.
WAHH!!!!!! YOURE SO MEAN TO NABIKI-CHA--*coffcoff* err, I mean, isnt that a
bit harsh? ;_;
Dark Queen Skuld pouted. "Hey, I need to get a chance too! How am
I supposed to get more ice cream with all these stupid sex scenes
getting in the way?"
Why can't she just combine the two?
Dark Queen Urd nodded. "Good idea!" She dragged off a protesting
Nabiki as Bailesu tried not to be ill.
* Nabsie hands bailesu a bucket. Eww. :P Urd? Nabiki and Urd? @_@ The mind
boggles like a... (whats the word I'm looking for?) carrot.
"Right! Everyone who has ever had sex, OUT OF THE COMMAND CENTER!"
Suddenly, Dark Queen Skuld was alone, except for Biles. She
blinked. "How am I supposed to accomplish anything if everyone left?"
ROTFLOL!!!
Hmm, where am I.. oh.. now the fic actually starts.. @_@
The JSDF commanders sat around the vidscreen, listening to the
report they were recieving from their American allies. "The mass appears
to be splitting into many smaller objects, spreading out and heading for
major cities all over the earth. "
Sailor Moon movie?
..no, it must be a common plot then :) nevermind!
"Hey, if I was sleeping with everything in sight, I'd have slept
with Nabiki by now! And that tree! And the rocks, and..." Ranma-chan
babbled desperately.
No he wouldnt have! because biles-san is MEAN MEAN MEAN to nabiki! ...The
tree on the other hand.. (wait - the jurains arent in this.)
Shampoo snarled at Nabiki. "Go away ugly mercenary girl."
She isnt ugly either! *BAP*
Dark Queen Skuld looked at him. "Try anything funny and the
hostages get baked."
Yummy ^^ Flambee, chacoal, roast, broil, BBQ.... Ack, where was I?
Shoot me now???
BANG! ^_^
"Bluebell, the best homemade ice cream in the country!"
Moo.
(This gratuitous Moo comes to you courtesy of...me.)
They're taking over the word, you see! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Ukyou sighed. This was gonna get messy...
Aren't lemons always? ^_-
Nodoka nodded. "Yes. So how many of them have you slept with?"
Wow, quick to the point.. I love the tension ranma is feeling in this bit ^^
Nodoka laughed. "No, of course not. I'm proud you're such a manly
man that you can get into bed with three women and have them like it!"
@_@ Now this is amazing. I never wondered what Nodoka considered a "manly" man.
"Are you okay, Ranma?" Ukyou asked.
Ne, whatever happened to 'Ranchan'?
"Besides, it's entirely possible...as you should know...that Ranma
and Akane might be siblings, anyway." Nodoka smiled. Time to pull out
the ace card.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seek help! sick sick sick!!!! ...lovely plot twist ^_^
her first orgasm that didn't involve
wooden practice swords in ten years.
Hmm, wonder if Kuno knows what Kodachi is using his for in her spare time?
scary.
Dark Queen Skuld blinked. "You idiot! You just wiped out all of
humanity, the solar system...and ALL THE ICE CREAM IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!"
*ahem* not all! (fade in on a store in space)
BASKIN ROBINS WILL SURVIVE!
HAHAHAAHAHAHA!
See if any of the aliens are cute and get back to me." He hung
Jinnai sat in his office and pushed little figurines around on a
large map he had set up on his desk. "Let's see. After our forces over
run the rest of Korea, then I can trick the Americans into nuking
China...That will eliminate anyone posing a threat to..."
WAHH!! GIMMIE BACK MY BARBIE DOLLS!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said
the young blonde haired girl with a flower in her hair. "B-ko tried to
fix my TV for me, but now it just gets Ice cream commercials in some
foreign language instead of in Japanese! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
She cried and pouted.
hehehe, I knew Ako and Co. had to be in here somewhere... A few things though:
1. B-Ko would somehow make a mecha with c-ko's tv or do something weird to
it... Just plain fixing it isn't her style, that's below her status :P
2. Ever see that commercial (English I think) where that lady is sitting in
the armchair, eating icecream and... nevermind ^^;;
Twenty giant scoops of Vanilla and Prunes ice cream shot out of the
side of the alien ships, sending the helicopter down into the sea.
eww..... Poor aliens! having to eat iccy prune icecream..... wahhhhh!!!!
SYMPATHY HUNGER! (runs to kitchen)
I haven't got a clue." He turned to face the readers. "Any of you
have an idea?"
nope!
"I wish they'd stop staring at me, then. It's making me
self-conscious."
gomen ^^;;;;
"You think I have time to waste making up stories like this?"
No, but the writer does ^_^
True and total anarchy immediately broke out.
State the obvious, why don't ya? :P
The Apple corporation tried to figure out some
way to send the Aliens a check in thanks.
Whoo! a check for a whole three dolars and thirty two cents!
By special request from a Caroline Seawright who had been
broadcasting this request by shortwave radio continuously since the
aliens arrived, Darwin, Australia was also vaporized. Again, the world
became a better place.
Hey! isn't that where all those fish with feet bumperstickers come from? I
liked those :P
and a complete set of Star Wars action figures.
Oooh, limited edition.. <voice from somewhere> "HEY! PUT THOSE DOWN!"
...oh oh *^^*
Sailor Moon smiled. "We'll do a big Sailor Teleport and take
everyone! Then we can trash the ship and eat ALL THE ICE CREAM!"
And you call them the good guys? _-_
Shampoo rapidly underwent explosive decompression.
or more simply stated, she deflated.
POP!
...thus proving the airhead theory....
^_-
Biles cheered, rooting for Shampoo for the first time in his life.
Get denorex then, it tingles all the way down to the roots...
Akane raised the pen high and shouted, "HAMMERSPACE STAR POWER,
MAKE UP!"
Great. Mallet Moon @_@
"I haven't got time to get you a bucket! DO IT!" She shouted.
Men in sailor Fuku, today at five on Megumi Jones.
A bucket appeared over his head
and water rained down on him, transforming him into a female.
Tch. Darn. Well, at least he got naked first ^^
an entire spacefleet zoomed through her and her army at warp speed. Can
you say 'Road Kill'? I know you can.
BIIG tire prints ^^
...great big gobs of greasy grimy...nevermind. ick.
Well, thus ends my pointless comentary, sayig more or less, I read it and
enjoyed it. Err... That's all ^^ I dont really have anything constructive to
say ^_^
jaaaaaa!!!!
J. Ballew
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High preistess-Church of SD
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Marla "Pizza Slayer" Miner
THE LOST P-CHAN AVENGER!