Hi! Thought it was kinda slow tonight so...


A Nitpicker's Guide to Anime


1. All shows must be about martial artists. Or giant robots. Or nudity. Or
relationship trouble. Although there are some exceptions to this.


2. All elderly people must be perverts or crazy. In some cases, both.


3. Every show *must* have a pervert. 


4. All elderly masters are *really* perverted and/or crazy


5. You just can't imitate Japanimation in any country *other* than Japan.
It's got to do with magnetic fields and average fat content and is really
quite complicated. 


6. .Evil demons are liquid beings and have a tendancy to flow in and out
of bodies. 


7. Old people. Crazy or perverts. Got it?


8. Extras are stupid, gossip to much, or are dog food.


What!?!? Did you think this was Star Trek or something?


Sure I'll wright more! Just as soon as they restart the pilot light in
hell! If you want more do it your self! Just send me a copy 'Kay!