At 07:35 PM 11/13/96 -0700, Michael Dobrey wrote:

Aya:    "It seems Homare that no one liked my hermaphroditic Ranma Idea."
Homare: "Your WHAT idea?  I thought you were just asking if anyone had a
wooden Shim. Not a She/Him."
Aya:    "Baka!(bonk)  Anyway, want to hear my next idea?"
Homare: "No!(WHACK-ck-ck)  I-I-I-I mean y-yes! Yes I do.  (oowww)" 
Aya:    "O-Kay! Here it is.  How about.....  (Dramatic pause) the....
"MIGHTY MORPHIN' JUSENKYO SAILORS!!" ^_^'
Homare: "AAUUUGH!!!"  (Big baseball whack from left field) WWRRUUNNKK-K-K!!

        <demented laughter> So I'm not the _only_ one... ;]

Ranma : "Rita's just to strong for us... We'll have to transform!"
Ryoga : <mutter><grumble>
Shampoo : "What pig-boy say?"
Ryoga : "I said 'Pigs shouldn't have to wear skirts'..."

<Music Cue : "Go, Go, Cur-sed Sailors! Mighty Morphin Jusenkyo Sailors!">

Ranma : "It's Morphin Time! Moon Rabbit ThunderZord Power!"
Shampoo : "Venus Cat ThunderZord Power!"
Moose : "Mercury Duck ThunderZord Power!"
Ryoga : "Umm... erm... damn. Mars Pig ThunderZord Power!"
Genma : "Rowf, ruff, Rowwor!" 
                <holds up sign, 'Jupiter Panda ThunderZord Power!'>

        After a quick, nebulous change scene....

The Red Ranger (in bunny suit) : "Alright team, let's take her down! In the name
        of the Moon, we will punish you!"
The Black Ranger : "Bwee!"

        The villans collapse into fits of uncontrolable laughter as they are
assulted by random animals in Sailor Scout costumes.

        (To be continued???)

(and yes... I know thery're Power Rangers Zeo now... but I like the old ones
better!)