At 12:07 PM 11/14/96 -0500, you wrote:

Scriviner scribed:

        <this message brought to you from the safety of the prod proof

bunker>

Scriviner then feels a tapping on his shoulder and turns around to see
Stargazer with a cattleprod in hand.  "Scriviner, there is no such thing as
a prod rpoof bunker when your dealing with somebody who has a 'porter as 
personal equipment.  Now, don't you think you should begin writing instead of
wasting time with something like this?"  A high pitched humm fills the air
as the prod is charged up.

>From the Scriviner:
        Aieee!! I'm working I'm working! Get your paws off me!