<scene is a typical Japanese nightclub>

Ranma:  So you say he's pretty good?

Ukyou:  Yes, I didn't think he had it in him.  But he said it's
the matter of finding the right song.

Akane:  Which is...

Ukyou:  I don't know, he won't let me see it...

<the curtain opens, revelaing a familiar figure in a gorgeous, tight
fitting dress, and lon black hair.>

Akane: ...

Ranma:  I thought he was dressing like a guy now.

Ukyou:  He is!  I mean, he was...?

<The song begins>

Singer:  One girl was called Jean Marie
         Another little girl was Felicity
         Another little girl was Sally Joy
         The other was me, and I'm a boy...

<Singer rips off hair, revealing short crewcut, and tears dress, revealing
pants underneath>

Singer:  My name's Konatsu, and I'm a head case
         They practice ninja arts on my face
         I'm lucky if I get trousers to wear
         I've just gone and taken a shears to my hair...

<Other band members, previously thought female, also rip off wigs>

Band:  I'm a boy, I'm a boy
       but my Ma won't admit it
       I'm a boy, I'm a boy
       But if I say so, I'll get it

<cut to audience>

Ukyou, Ranma, and Akane:  ...


Something to think about after listening to The Who a few too many times...