Okay, okay, this will be the last revengefic I post. The next ones will
rpobably be "strike back" episodes anyway ^_^

Shadow Hunter wrote:

Well, I haven't posted anything yet, but that will be changing soon.
This will be another of those preemptive strikes stories.

Enjoy!

Shadow Hunter

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It was an ordinary day at NC State, if a bit more quiet than before.  I
was fealling a bit board, so I decided I might as well check my mail.
When I get my mail, I see that even MORE revenge posts are on the
mailing list.

<I never thought I'd be glad that I was a lurker anywhere...I better put
off on that story if I want to be safe...There's no reason whatsoever
that anyone will come after me!>

"Thats what you think!"

I freaze...I hadn't heard anyone enter my dorm room, and I NEVER have
any women visit me.  I slowly turn around.

There wasn't just one girl behind me, but three.  The first was wearing
a red sailor fuku, had red hair and a long pig tail, and was carrying
what look to me to be a two hadded sword.  The second was wearing a blue
school uniform, had long, blue hair, and weilded a rapier.  The third
had shoulder length blond hair, wore a green fuku, and had the biggest
sword I've ever actually seen.  Her sword made bastard swords look
small.

"Hu..bu..Thi...This can't be happening...Your just...You mean the
Revenge fic thing really was REAL!?!?"

"Yes it is...and we're here for you, Hunter!"  The red head, Hikaru,
said.

"But I haven't even posted anything yet!  I haven't even written
anything dealling with you!"  I was searching for a way out, knowing
that if something didn't happend soon, I was doommed.

"We know you haven't," said Fu.  "But that isn't the point.  Its what
you're GOING to write that we're here to see you about."

"What I'm going to write about?  I don't know what...OH NO!"  I began to
sweat profusely.

Umi looked at me malichously, which didn't help me any.  "Yes, that
Ranma,Magic Knight Rayearth crossover you've been planning on writing.
We have some problems with that."

"But I'm not even using your characters!  I'm only using Ranma
characters!"  I was getting desperate!

"Yeah, they wanted to get you for that, too, but they were bussy with
the authors that had already written stories to worry about small fries
like you, so they asked us to take their revenge for them."  Hikaru
pulls out a bottle from behind here back.  "As for us, we were upset
that you're not including us!  Not enought gets written about us that we
can't afford to have Rayearth stories written without us!  We think this
should begin to pay you back for that!"  She unscrews the cap from the
bottle, as I started to look for a way to run.  Unfortunately, being in
the corner of a dorm room, this left me no escape.

"Wait, deep down inside, I KNOW you don't want to do this!"

"Hmm, I think your right!" Hikaru said.

<Wewh, that was close!  I can't believe she's letting me off that easy!>

Hikaru then hand the bottle over to Umi.  "I, however really want to
douse you with this!"  Umi slowly marches toward me!

"Hey! Wai a sec-!"  I wave my arms wildly as if that will save me.

SPLASH!

I change...I shrink about a foot and my clothing becomes much looser.  I
feal my hair grow a few inches, and my chest becomes heavier as my shirt
becomes more tight around my chest.  I pull some of my hair in front of
my eyes.  "GREEN HAIR!?!  And I allways prefered red hair...WHAT AM I
SAYING!  I don't want this to happen to me at all!"

"Well, its not like everyone gains red hair!"  Fu states!

<Shuddup, Fu!>

"How rude!"  Fu must have seen the suppries in my face.  "In case you've
not figgured it out, we CAN read your thoughts."

"I guess you'll be leaving now, since you've achieved your revenge."  I
hoped, I prayed they were not going to do to me what the other anime
characters were doing to the others.

"Oh no," said Umi.  "We'll be here untill you have both a girlfriend,
and you've written us into that fic!  So when's the last time you've
been on a date?"

"Um, tw sskf..."

"What was that?"

"I said, TWO YEARS!  you've got a problem with that?"

"Oh dear, if we don't get you one soon, we may as well move in."  I
looked toward Fu with a mixture of joy at having them in my room and
dread for what they planned to do to me...

"But my roomie and I don't have that much room!"

"Don't worry, we'll take your futon and your bed.  You can sleep on the
floor.  And if this takes TOO long, well with your new form, we'll find
you a nice boyfriend.  So work hard!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The end?

----
Shadow Hunter, Demon Slayer Extrodinare

The end? Not quite...

	A few days had passed since the Ranma cast and the _entire_ legions of
TFBOF and TCP arrived at my house. And decided to stay. And ate me out of
house and home. And made my family disown me. And made my cats run away.
And--
	"Get to the point already!" Akane said, after leaving quite a dent on my
head with her mallet.
	Anyway, I thought I had gotten used to the lunacy. My school was a mess, I
barely had time to check up the ML, but nobody wanted to kill me any more
--except if you count Ranko's sudden urges to give me a slow and painful
death. I hadn't even been threatened with a Jusenkyo curse, as most other
authors had.
	I also had the foresight to always keep my fanfics under password
protection --at first, it was so my sister couldn't read them, but it's also
quite handy when a host of high-powered martial artists is left in the dark
about what you have planned...
	However, my mind isn't password-protected. It's quite an open book.
	And this is precisely what caused my plight...
	I had just finished explaining to Shampoo why the redhead in Magic Knight
Rayearth is not Ranma (it took a lot of time) when the image on the screen
jogged my memory about something I had just read on the ML...
	Uh-oh.
	Shadow Hunter...
	Oh, shit! Shadow Hunter had been attacked by the Knights! But if I also
suggested that crossover, then I might--
	Erase that "might." I'm already under attack.
	"Aiyaa!" Shampoo yelped when a blast of fire, water and wind broke through
the wall.
	"There he is!" Umi pointed at me with her rapier.
	"Oh, the one who wrote us out of our own series?" Fuu's sweet smile had
MURDER written all over it.
	"C'mon, don't get so angry." I thanked heaven for Hikaru's good spirit.
"After all, _I'M_ the one who wants to kill him!" Then again...
	"Hey, I was just _suggesting_ a fanfic idea! I didn't even write it
seriously!" I defended.
	"That's the problem!" Umi replied, "ALmost every single fanfic about our
series leaves _us_ out!"
	"Remember that crossover where the Sailor senshi replaced us?" Fuu said.
Everyone in the room shuddered in disgust.
	"How do you think we feel, hm?" Hikaru aimed her broadsword at me.
	"But I _am_ gonna write about you guys! In fact I'll begin that fanfic this
week!"
	"We didn't forget that," Umi said, "And we're here precisely to stop you!"
	"Wha..."
	"We found out about that 'Shards of peace' fanfic you want to write about
us," Fuu said, "The place where you kill the Majin isn't very nice..."
	"And what about the part where you almost kill Mokona!?" Hikaru was
resembling Nova by now...
	"Er..." was my accurate response.
	"Puu!" even Mokona leapt angrily at me, bouncing off my head to land in
Hikaru's arms.
	"Mokona-san, the water, please?" Fuu said.
	The water?
	Oh SHIT!
	"Oh, well," I sighed, "I knew this wouldn't last... Go ahead and get it
over with..." Steeling myself, I thought, "But what will she think if I turn
into a girl?"
	"Oh, you won't," Fuu said, receiving a small ladle from Mokona. "This isn't
Nyannichuan."
	"Then what..."
	"Since you like them so much..." Hikaru smirked.
	"Feh," Umi took the ladle and placed the tips of two fingers on the surface
of the water, then quickly whipped her arm upwards, pulling the water with
her fingertips.
	"Uh-oh..."
	"Mizu... no... RYUU!" Umi flung her Water Dragon towards me.
	Shampoo and I were drenched.
	"Now we're even," the water mage smirked.
	"Myowr?" I meowed.
	I meowed?
	OH MY GOD!!! Or in this case, OH MY MANEKI-NEKO!!!
	"Mwowrrr..." Shampoo purred. I yelped as she tried to punce towards me.
	Okay, I like cats.
	I don't hate Shampoo.
	I don't like Shampoo, either.
	I don't want Shampoo to be my couple.
	I don't want a CAT to be my couple.
	Do the math.
	I DON'T want Neko-Shampoo as my couple!!
	"And as a bonus..." Fuu continued.
	Oh, man, there's MORE?
	"Your own little original character!" Hikaru cheered, stepping aside as a
tall, humanoid figure entered the room. He wore a black bodysuit and had a
pair of frazzled wings on his back.
	"Heeeeere's Dysithal!" the three Magic Knights said in chorus.
	"I can see your Fear..." Dysithal hissed. The girls quickly left before the
fallen angel began the torment.
	That does it.
	I won't EVER write about demons in Nerima again!

The TerBril
(whose two favorite mangas might be the death of him... if they aren't
already.)