Ok...i might as well write one of these...But then, I haven't done anything
really nasty to anyone in a fic...just in messages or outlines for a fic...
heh....
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Ifurita walked down the street, on his way to school. His bag slung
over one shoulder and his walkman playing his copy of "yuzurenai Negai". He
Hummed along with it...completely oblivious the van coming down the street,
which was slowing down.
Heh did feel eyes upon him, and turned around, to see the van begin
to speed up, but he does notice that It has "Silky Doll" Written on this idea.
"Silky...What the smegg?" he says to himself. "it' couldn't be." He
begins to continue to walk. He Stops on a corner to let a lone truck pass,
when a female jogger stops beside him her face hidden in a hooded sweat shirt .
"Ifurita?" the Jogger says.
"Wa....Ah!" He turns to look at th face, unmistaken able eyes. "ACk@
Shampoo!"
"That's right, greedy Girl lover!" Shampoo launches and attack with
a bonbori (Which comes out of nowhere), but Ifurita manages to dodge it. He
then Swings his bag at Shampoo, which is quite heavy, because it has his
Copy of the hard bound Hobbes "Leviathan" and his politics text in it. IT
strikes shampoo in the head, but she roles with the blow. Ifurita thinks he
her's something rattling. "that was a Mistake!" Said Shampoo, launching more
attacks.
"Ah! help!" Ifurita yells, as he begin to run down he street.
"You can't escape!"
Ifurita turns his head to see Shampoo standing at the corner fuming.
He doesn't notice the Van coming out of teh gas Station.
*Thump*
He Runs Right into the side of the silky doll van, and out cold.
"Call my Skanky." says Sylia from teh window.
"We'll get him." said Aeka. She gets out of teh back of the van,
along with Makoto.
"He's heavy." said Aeka, picking up Ifurita.
"He's cute, but To bad he doesn't like me." said Makoto.
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Ifurita awoke in the back of teh van. He could hear Sylia and the
others talking in teh front. He walked to the back and Tried the door.
"Bloody hell...Locked." Ifurita looks around the back of teh van.
Nothing much, save a locked cobourd.
"hello." Ifurita picks up a screw driver and pries open the cobourd.
Inside, he finds a loaded shot gun.
"Hell-o! Just the key I was looking for." He takes the gun down and
checks if it's loaded, it is.
"Excellent." he cocks the gun once, and Fires at the Doors Lock.
And open it is.
"What the hell was that????" yells Sylia from teh front.
"Auf wertzen." says Ifurita, as he leaps out of teh back ot the van
and onto young street.
"Fuck! We can't turn around here!" says Sylia.
"I'll come back and get him." says Aeka. "I don't think he'll be
able to escape my ship."
After taking the subway for 15 minutes, Ifurita arrives home, only
to fund Nene on his steps.
"Nene-chan! What are you doing here?"
"I heard that sylia was going to do something nasty to you..."
"She tried to...lets go in."
"Ok..."
They ender the house and go into Ifurita's small office. He
describes his experience to nene, who listens intently.
"Wow...I should call Priss and Linna, they should help, and Same
thing with the outer Senshi."
"Dammit..if Mihoshi hadn't stole my Powerkey staff, and Given it to
Youma, I would be able to defend my self, I could become Ifurita Again."
"Don't worry about it..." Nene Picked up Ifurita's Portable phone
and began to call.
Ifurita powered up his computer and started Civ2 and flicked onto eh
radio.
"Everything you've done wrong baby..." Ifurita sings along to the
Sloan song on the radio, and begins to build a force to land on the French
mainland.
The Wonder "Hoover Damn" if built by Edo when Ifurita feels a tap on his
shoulder.
"Nene...ah!" he Turns around to see Makoto standing behind him.
"So your going to kill me?" Is the last thing he hears before She
punches him in the nose.
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"Ouch." Ifurita moans, as he awakes. "What the hell...?" he says as
he finds himself tied to a chair.
"You call me a wet fish Eh?" says Aeka, coming out of darkened
corner of teh room. She's wearing a tight Black PVC Bondage Outfit, and a
wip is in her hand.
"Aeka...now...I...um..." Ifurita said.
"Aeka, this is not the time or place. We have a batter punishment
for his lined up." said Makoto.
"that's right...Ifurita! You are going to be subjected to some of
the worse tortures comprehened!"
"No! Not Trish in a G-string!"
"No...She's busy...Colonge and Shampoo are going to use it on one of
your little fanfic Mailing list Friends..."
"Ack!"
"No...you have to...C-ko..." Makoto motions for C-ko to come out.
"That's right! I get to tell you everything that you will be
subjected to! and I've got my Annoying Dub Voice too!"
"Noooo!!"
"First of...you will have to watch eh Chibimoon Henshen Over and
over again For 8 hours!"
"Nooooooooo!"
"Then! You'll have to watch every Dubbed Sm Ep! 4 times!!"
"Nooooooo! That Inhuman!"
"Next! You;ll have to watch The BGC and Tenchi Dubs 5 times each!
hahahaha!"
"That's...beyond cruel..." Ifurita whimpers....
Suddenly, a Shimmering portal appears in teh air before him, and Out
Come Sailor Pluto, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Priss, Linna, Afra Mann,
Shayla-shayla, Ryoko, Kiyone and Natsumi.
"Ah! Ifu-chan!" Says Saturn, seeing Ifurita tied to the chair.
"For 4000 years I have never heard of anything as horrible as what
you people are trying to do!" said Pluto, glaring at Makoto.
'Ack! Gomen-nisai, Setsuna-san." said Makoto.
Saturn comes over and slices Ifurita's bonds with her Glaive.
"Your all under arrest!" say Natsumi and Kiyone at the same time.
"Ack! Curses!" Said Aeka, who's now On the Floor and Getting Nugged
by Ryoko.
"Ha! Never take me!" said Sylia, Poking out of nothing, and running
across the room, towards a Door marked "Exit".
"She getting away!" said Afra.
"I'll get her!" Shayla tosses some of her incandescent fire at
Sylia, toasting her.
"Shayla-niichan! Kakkio!" says Alielle, appearing from teh portal.
"Ack!"
"hey, Were are the guys?" Said Ifurita.
"Um...Ryoga had to go help...um...Who was it? Oh yes...Kun-chan, I
don't think He;ll be back...for a while. Um...Kuno...well, I don't know..."
said Pluto.
"Oh well..." said Ifurita.
"Well, we should get back now...I'm sure Ukyo, Kasumi, Belldandy,
and Sasami have something to eat cooked by now...Oh yes, I hope you don't
mind us all staying at your house tonight Ifu, 'casque I need a day to
charge up my portals, to be able to take everyone home..." said Pluto.
"Great...what's my sister going o think about havening tons of Cute
girls in teh house..."
"Sister???" Said Alielle and Uranus at the same time.
"Oh bloody hell..."
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"One Demon brought all this distruction...it's name was...
Ifurita"
Too bad...only a novice..
Geoffrey Ryan Walker Fnord
Ifurita
Fanfic author and Kawaii anime girls admierer
(Ifurita, Kiyone, Nene-chan, Kasumi on #Anime, #Sailormoon, #El-Hazard).
Demoness Ifurita on WBS
Visit Ifurita's tomb
If anyone cares, there s a pic of me there
http://www.accent.net/walker/INDEX.HTML
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!