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Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction
"The Phantom Prankster"
by Suds-kun (suds1964@tir.com)
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Ranma 1/2 characters are created by and copyright Rumiko Takahashi.
Published by Shogakukan Inc. and VIZ Comm.
Story copyright Shaun Schillinger.
Intended for the sole non-profit use of R.T. fans.
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For your review and consumption. An attempt to write a humorous fan
fiction. Upon ingestion of this fic, please return your review by
placing an 'X' in the appropriate space.
My review: ___ Funny
___ Not Funny
___ Suds-kun writes good darkfics
___ I'm PISSED! (tm White Wolf)
___ Other: ________________________________________
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Ranma woke up and rubbed his eyes. He looked around and noticed his
father must have already got up. Ranma stood up and stretched, then
dressed. Ranma opened the door and took a step onto a piece of wood.
His reflexes took over before he thought. He jumped to his left and
narrowly missed the bucket of water. As Ranma watched the bucket
swing backwards, he noticed a note on the bucket. "Don't look up"
read the note. Ranma looked up and saw a big sign that said
"SUCKER!"
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"Arigatoo, onneechan." Akane said as she took the bowl of rice from
Kasumi. "Ranma's late this morning." She said to Genma.
Everyone jumped at the sound of the explosion. Except for Kasumi,
her only reaction was "Oh, my."
Nabiki looked towards the source of the explosion and noticed some
feathers floating down the stairs and then she started to laugh.
Ranma made his way down the stairs as the number of people laughing
increased. He looked at Akane as she lay on the floor laughing,
tears streaming from her eyes. Nabiki, too, was laughing
uncontrollably. Their combined laughter would have been the envy of
Kuno Kodachi. Even Kasumi was giggling.
"Stop it! This ain't funny!" Shouted Ranma as he waved his arms.
Some of the feathers and sticky goo flew off and landed on the floor
with a splat.
"Are these chicken feathers?" Genma asked as he plucked one of them
from his son's chest.
"I think so," replied Ranma, "but this goo that the feathers are
stuck to, tastes pretty good." He smacked his lips a couple times
and then his eyes flew open wide. "It's okonomiyaki sauce! Ukyo's
special sauce!"
"You better get cleaned up, before you go talk to Ukyo." His father
replied.
"I want to see what happened upstairs." Akane said as she bounded up
the steps.
Everyone else took one last look at the human chicken, snickered and
went about their normal routine.
Ranma made his way to the bathroom so he could quickly return to
human form.
Soun and Genma sat down to play another game of go. Genma made the
first move. As he placed his piece on the board, it broke in two. A
small, double explosion erupted from underneath the small table.
Nabiki looked up and saw twin human chickens. Her laughter was
joined by Akane as she raced down the stairs.
Akane held up the sign that she hard retrieved for everyone to read.
"Sucker? Signed the Phantom Prankster?" Genma said as he smacked his
lips.
Ranma stepped out of the bathroom and looked at the new victims. He
started to snicker until he saw the sign that Akane was waving
around. "It appears we have a prankster in our midst."
Genma and Soun growled at Ranma as they passed him on their way to
the bathroom.
Akane was beginning to recover from her laughing fit when Nabiki
headed for the door. "I've got to be on my way to school." She was
still giggling as she picked up her school bag. The feather attack
was complete shortly after her bag had triggered the small explosion.
Akane was beside herself with laughter.
Nabiki glared at her. "Oh, you think this is funny?" Nabiki smacked
her lips. "Hey, this sauce tastes pretty good."
"Stop!" Screeched Akane as she gasped for air.
Ranma leaned over the hysterical Akane. "You know, this prankster is
either you or Kasumi."
Akane's eyes flew open. "Ukyo's the one who's behind this!" Akane was
now quite serious.
"You think she could have done this? Hah!" Ranma started to stroke
his chin. "Well, she could have gotten Konatsu to set this up, he IS
a kunouichi. Or maybe it was Tsubasa disguised as the chicken
salesman."
Before Akane could respond, an explosion came from the kitchen.
Everyone looked towards the kitchen.
A human chicken, wearing an apron, stepped out. "I was preparing
lunch when I picked up an egg... and ... Oh, my!"
Everyone's eyes then turned to Akane.
"How could you do that to onneechan?" Nabiki said as she licked lips.
Ranma moved to the other side of the table, using to separate
himself and Akane. "Why Kasumi?" Ranma started tapping the table.
"I..I didn't do it!" Shouted Akane.
"That wasn't very nice, Akane." Kasumi said, in between the smacking
of her lips.
"At least you didn't hit her with a table." Ranma drummed his
fingers on the table and smacked his lips.
Akane's face turned red and she lifted the table her head. She
stopped as she noticed a sign flop down from the bottom of the table.
"SUCKER!"
Akane was covered in okonomiyaki sauce and feathers before the table
reached the floor.
Ranma was rolling around on the floor in hysterics.
Akane stared at him.
"I got you all!" He laughed.
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Tofu-sensei dusted off the giggling Ranma. "Did Akane do this to
you?"
"Hai!" snickered Ranma.
"What's so funny?"
"I got everyone at the dojo with a practical joke. I got some
okonomiyaki sauce form Ukyo, some feathers and used Happosai's,
Happo-dai-karin technique, modified. Everyone ended up looking like
a giant chicken. The hardest one was the fake egg I used on Kasumi."
"Kasumi?" Asked Tofu-sensei as his glasses fogged up.
"Uh, oh."
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Thank you for calling, Tofu-sensei." Akane said and then hung up the
phone. "Ranma will be released from the hospital Friday!" she
announced. "And I'll be waiting." she thought, a sadistic grin on
her face.
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