Ok, since the responce was underwhelming, I'd thought I'd continue with
this little parody. Any C&C welcome, and all that cal.

 ALL CHARA.. Oh, you know the rest.

 A panel opens. Three figures sit at a large table. Soundrack music by
Goblin plays. A shadowy figure stands there. A figure with long hair. In
skin tight suit. She steps forward. The others look up. 
 Kodichi Kuno, in a skin-tight black outfit, little robin mask, and thigh
high boots. A black rose is pressed in her teeth.
 Her brother. He sits there, dressed in his normal apperal. A swords sits on
the table in front of him.
 Mouse. Dressed in spandex version of his usual kinono. 
 The Catslut speaks.
 "Friends. We here to put end to our mutual enemies. And this time we succeed!!"
 Diabolical laughter follows. 
 "Geeze," Kuno mutters, "What diabolical acting."

 Ra-man and Pigboy: Enter Catslut!

 Ra-man and Pigboy stand at the computer, debating what to do. A pile of
ticker tape reaches thier ankles. 
 "So, Ran.. er, Ra-man, what'll we do?" Ryoga asks.
 Ra-man puts his chin to his hand, and thinks. 
 Upstairs, Nabiki says, "Ne, anyone smell something burning?"
 Downstairs, Ra-man snaps his fingers. 
 "I've got it!! You take the Pig-car, and scout the city!! I'll take the
Improbo wing and search by air!!"
 "Do we haveta?" Ryoga sighed.
 "Yeah!! Just go!!"
 
 Moments later, a tree on the Tendo's sparce land tipped up. The Batman tv
theme song belted out. Moments later, Ryogo, as Pigboy, apeared, riding a
jet-powered skateboard, carrieng a boombox, and looking not too happy.
 He passed a pair of old men sitting on a bench reading a papper.
 "There's something ya don't see everyday, Matsumot," one said.
 "What's that, Shiro?"
 "A garish Japanese superhero on a skateboard."
 "Oh, I dunno. With gas prices as they are, it's probley a lot cheaper."
 
 Meanwhile, another soundtrack, this one stolen from Burton's Batman films,
was playing. A moment later, Ranma apeared. Flying thru the sky on a hanglider.
 He flicked open a celleor phone, said: "Hey, Pigboy!!"
 Static, then: "Yeah, Ra-man?" 
 "Any sign of the villions for this week?"
 "Negative. Must still be planning thier caper."
 "Why do'yer say that?"
 "'Cause I've yet to get captured and held hostage."
 "Good point. Ok, keep looking. They'll make thier move soon."
 "Roger willco."
 "Who're you callin' roger, Ryoga?"

 "So, Catslut," Said Mousse, adjusting his glasses, and talking to a statue
of Andy Wharhol, "what's the caper this week?"
 She smiled, stepped out into the light. Pulling a bag from regions
undisclosed, she said, "This is seed of Turner/Streemalinu. With it, we turn
all who oppose us into infitile hack actors!!"
 "Um, so, Oil of Oylai.."
 "Shampo!!"
 "Whatever, dear. Do you mean, this is another 'pioson Akane Tendo' stories?"
 "Yes!!" she said, triumphantly.
 The others sagged.
 "What wrong with that?"
 "The thing is, Body Rub.." Kodochi started.
 "Shampo!!" 
 "Whatever. The point is, that every fanfic author and his sister has used
that plot-point at least once. It's so overused, Kun-Chan has offered to
sell it to the Smithsoniom in Washinton, where it'll be displayed along with
Fonzie's jacket and Archie Bunker's chair."
 Shampoo thought about it. Finally, tossed the seeds thru the wall with the
comment, "Good point."
 "So, now what?" Kuno said, completely unintrested.
 "Well.. we could steal all the underwear from the girls collage down the way!!"
 Happosi said, jumping up.
 "Happosi, how you get in here? This private meeting only."
 "Hey.. I always show up when things turn hentei."
 "Not this time," Shampoo said, grabbing him from behind, then drop kicking
him thru the other wall.
 "Do we have a plan now, or don't we, Conditiner?" Kodochi said.
 "Shampoo!!"
 "Whatever. Do we have anything to do, or is this gonna turn into a
ridiculously short episode?"
 "I know!!" Mousse suddenly shouted, leaping on his table, facing in
entirely the wrong direction, "Let take the Pig-boy hostage!!"
 "Good plan, Duck-boy... 'cept that's another old cliche." Kodochi said.
 Mousse face-faulted. then went to sit down.
 "No wait. Shampoo like that one."
 "Your putting us on."
 "No, loony sunflower lady, I am not. We kidnapp the Pig-boy, hold him
hostage, then eliminate the oppisition!! I glad I thought of it."
 Kodochi started to correct her, then thought, What's the use?

 Can this be? Will the legion of Wierdness really try to take the Pig-boy
hostage? Can Ra-man stop them, or is he gonna have his own problems when
Okonomiyaki-Girl shows up? And does this ridicilous story have to go any
further? Stay tuned, and find out.