Hmm... I think Ranma should stay with Ukyou, giving her a chance to get
close to her. You know what... Ukyou can cook, is prettier than Akane,
isn't so kawaiikune, and doesn't beat Ranma around all the time. Ranma
should marry Ukyou, not Akane. As Ranma said on many occasions, "She's
got no figure, She's got lead weight in the water, She hits you when
she's mad, She's as violent as a gorilla and she's as coordinated as a
whale!" (Sorry to any Akane fans out there :)

Yeesh! Imagine how shocked I was when I found this old timebomb sitting in
my mailbox when I decided to come out of lurking!

Especially since he can't spell the insult he's attepting to write.

Heh! >:)

Also, I wish apon him marriage against his will to someone who he thought
was a guy for ten years, who he doesn't love, and who is also sneaky
and underhanded and the sex-changed 'wife's' only abilities in any other
area is to cook and not beat him. Enjoy the nice, loveless, semi-homosexual
marriage! And I hope that you're in love with another girl at the time,
too, and you break her heart to marry the other woman who you always
thought was a man. Enjoy life.

Kun-chan...

(TARDIS control room. Wyrm leaning over nav-console)

Looks like a flame-war ahead...

(TARDIS's cloister bell sounds. *GONNNNnnnng* Wyrm looks around, alarmed)

Uh oh! Gonna be worse than Event One!

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-wyrm(AKA Tom Jefferys; Time Lord for Hire, "Have TARDIS; Will Travel.")
<wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>                       <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
Member of the AFSS          Depraived Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
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