Subject: Re: [FFML] [FF] Money - Part One
From: Caroline Ann Seawright
Date: 9/14/1996, 12:50 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Hmm... I think Ranma should stay with Ukyou, giving her a chance to get
close to her. You know what... Ukyou can cook, is prettier than Akane,
isn't so kawaiikune, and doesn't beat Ranma around all the time. Ranma
should marry Ukyou, not Akane. As Ranma said on many occasions, "She's
got no figure, She's got lead weight in the water, She hits you when
she's mad, She's as violent as a gorilla and she's as coordinated as a
whale!" (Sorry to any Akane fans out there :)

Uh oh... Mihoshi doesn't wanna be anywhere NEAR this place when Kun-chan
sees the above post!  Mihoshi goes and hides now!  Wai!

Don't worry, Mihoshi, he's allowed to be wrong. Also, he's allowed to
be wrong AND blab it out to everyone on the ML to show everyone how
wrong he actually is. The poor boy needs psychiatric help...

Especially since he can't spell the insult he's attepting to write.

Also, I wish apon him marriage against his will to someone who he thought
was a guy for ten years, who he doesn't love, and who is also sneaky
and underhanded and the sex-changed 'wife's' only abilities in any other
area is to cook and not beat him. Enjoy the nice, loveless, semi-homosexual
marriage! And I hope that you're in love with another girl at the time,
too, and you break her heart to marry the other woman who you always
thought was a man. Enjoy life.

Kun-chan...